Valdis: Permission to speak freely, in this conversation, goddess Zea?

Zea: Your friend has some manners, permission to speak in this conversation granted.

Valdis: Well, Blue has a girlfriend, so can you not do that, please?

Zea: His relationship with the royal scum mage, Sophia Accordia! I will just kill her when I have the time.

Valencia: Do you plan to make Blue join your side?

Zea: Yes, I do. Together we can burn the world to the ground!

Sora: You're wrong. How about this? We can work together, on protecting the world and purging the corrupted leaders of the world. We can be heroes of justice.

Zea: That's adorable! (Chuckling)

Valdis: I don't think talk no jutsu will ever work on her.

Zea: Oh, you watch anime too!? What's your favorite anime!?

Sora: Single Piece! The king of shounen and greatest anime and manga of all time!

Valdis: I'm torn! I know that SInge Piece is the greatest. But I love my Pixy Tail. I love the first opening.

Valencia: I've had to say Single Piece but I love some Pixy Tail and some Nintama.

Zea: We all agree that the king of shounen is Single Piece correct. I could bring myself to destroy Japan. That's why it's my territory that I protect. What're your guy's favorite characters!?

Sora: My boy Straw Hat!

Valdis: The pirate hunter!

Valencia: The demon child!

Zea: I love them all. 

Valdis: Are you really telling the truth, if so can you continue where you left off, you cut off on Blue?

Zea: Sure. Well Maina, told me about Blue's potential of being one of the strongest mages. So, I said that I was interested in Blue. Then she gave me his precious coin. Maina was saying that the child would be stronger than her and me. So I thought about it. I wanted to feel some type of love. So I'd said yes.

Valdis: Well, Blue, I want to tell you but I don't think you could handle the news, I won't kick a guy when he got some life-changing events that happened.

Valencia: I agree with Valdis.

Zea: Anything else?

Sora: Do you know when my mother come?

Zea: She'd be coming tomorrow. But I got to remind her.

Valdis: You're a wanted international criminal. Will you be in a disguise?

Zea: No. I will not hide. The only reason I'm hiding my mana is that I don't want to be revealed right now.

Sora: I guess I see you later.

Zea: Almost forgot to do this! (Chuckle!)

Valdis: So, you going to win Blue's heart over Sophia?

Zea: Yes, I will.

Sora: Zea, what are you about to do?

Zea: This. (Smack! Zea used her index finger to raise up my chin, then her sweet pink lips that complimented her sweet perfect white skin, she leaned in and kisses me on my lips)

God, her lips are so soft. This has to be the best kiss that I received. 

Sora, that means that you like her kisses better than Sophia. Is that right?

I can't lie. This has my heart pumping. She's like a drug that is very addicting. I can't get enough of it! I'm sorry Sophia! I can't even try to resist her! I'm weak! I still love you Sophia, no matter what.

Zea: How was it? That was my first kiss.

Sora: It...it...it was amazing!

Valdis: Look like someone can't form a sentence without pausing.

Sora: Shut up.

Valdis: Your not going to shout it out!?

Zea: I have to go. I have to take care of Zelexena. I see you later. (She'd stepped through the portal and then the portal started to get smaller and smaller then it disappeared)

Sora: That was something.

Valdis: I think you'd enjoyed that kiss too much. You didn't even say no or try to resist.

Sora: We're not telling Sophia this, right!?

Valdis: Sure, let go with that.

Valencia: Pick up the pace! We're behind schedule.

Sora and Valdis: Alright!

  18 minutes later

Sora: I still want to be with Sophia!

Valdis: That's why you've had to tell the truth! Am I right Valencia!?

Valencia: Well. I mean. I don't know what to say.

Valdis: Valencia, pretend to be Sophia. Would you want to be told the truth?

Valencia: I think she's the jealous type. And I think she's quick to anger and she doesn't think before she's acting. Would she want to know the truth? Yes and no because she doesn't know how to handle it. If I were in her shoes, I would like to know but I will be super angry, and might even be done with you, never see your face again.

Valdis: In other words, tell her she might never talk to you. You will just remind her of the heartbreak. But if someone tells her about the kiss then she would be super angry. For not telling her.

Sora: What should I do!?

Valdis: How about this? You tell her about Zelexena, and she caught me by surprise with a kiss with the shocking news.

Valencia: That sounds like a lie.

Valdis: It's mostly true.

Sora: She would go crazy if she finds that I have a child! She wanted to have kids with me first.

Valencia: Just go with Valdis' plan! You do what you have to do,

Valdis: Don't worry I'll make sure that she doesn't flip out.

Sora: How!?

Valdis: With talk no jutsu!

Sora: Is your talk no jutsu, is the same as mines?

Valdis: Who knows!?

Sora: You're going to wing it out aren't you?

Valdis: It's better that way.

Sora: Good grief!

Valencia: This is kinda my fault. If I didn't come early then this problem would never exist.

Sora: No, it's my fault. I could've said no but I didn't because I let my anger get to me.

Valdis: You know what they say? Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Valencia: I can feel her mana but it's faint. Come on guys we're almost there!

Valdis: Good grief!

Sora: Why does it have to be me!?

Valencia: Because the old hag can't do anything with Ryder, Sapphire, Ruby.

Sora: She'd tried the same thing!?

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Valencia: It only worked on you because you have too many attachments.

Valdis: Hey, Blue, you need to be like me. You need to act emo.

Sora: No, I'm want to be a happy character! I want to be happy-go-lucky.

Valdis: If the plot allows it. Is there even a plot in this anime!?

Sora: Nah, I don't think so!? Because the creator wants more romance.

Valencia: Will you guys get this anime bullcrap out of here!?

Sora: Fine!

Valdis: Good grief!

Valencia: Thirty-two more minutes before we get there.

Sora and Valdis: Good grief!

Valencia: Do you guys want to run full speed!?

Valdis: How about no!

Valencia: Thought so!

Thirty-two minutes later

Valencia: We are here.

Sora: Come out Laughing Mama!

Valdis: Are you trying to get us killed.

Valencia: You can come out, Wade!

Wade: Oh, Valencia. Do you need anything?

Valencia: Show yourself!

Wade: Mama, said I didn't have to!

Valencia: Where's Laughing Mama?

Wade: She's listening.

Valencia: Mama, I brought Sora Hestia!

Laughing Mama: Why didn't you say so!?

Valencia: Mama, come out!

Laughing Mama: I can't right now. Wade, use the portal. Vivi, you know what to do.

Valencia: Do not say that name, only Sora can say that!

Laughing Mama: Alright, my child. Speaking of children, I have your Nyomi, right here.

Sora: Nyomi!?

Laughing Mama: Oh, that's right! You haven't told him. (Evil Chuckle)

Valencia: You did that on purpose!

Laughing Mama: Next time don't raise your voice at me.

Nyomi!?

 Yes, someone said it!

Sora: Explain!!!

Valencia: The reason why I didn't tell you is that I didn't think you would've like the name.

Valdis: Man, I could taste the bullshit. That is coming from your mouth, Valencia.

Sora: Stop with the lies! I know that Nyomi is related to me somehow!

Valencia: She's is your niece!

This is so much drama people!

Ryder: So, that's Ryder's child!?

Valdis: Valencia, do you need help?

Valencia: Yes.

Valdis: Blue, quick question. Are you going to take care of Zelexena?

Sora: Yes, of course! She is my daughter! She's is my only daughter so of course, I'm going to take care of her!

Valdis: Nyomi Michelle Hestia, is not your niece. She's your daughter, your first child.

Sora: What the fuck!

Valencia: I'm sorry! Blue, I wanted to tell you but you looked so happy! Then the thing happened with Zea! I didn't want to kick a guy down while he's down.

Sora: You didn't think I couldn't handle it!?

Valencia: Honestly yes.

Valdis: Sir, this is life-changing news! You've had no more childhood. You have to be a man now! That's why she hid it from you.

Sora: My childhood was gone when my brother Vince died! Then my family decided to leave me alone! And sent me to another family!

Valencia: I'm sorry that I hid this from you.

Sora: I want to see her!

Laughing Mama: Another time. Get this job done, and you will get to see her tomorrow. Valencia, tell him the mission.

Valencia: You have to destroy all of India.

Sora and Valdis: What!!!

Laughing Mama: I tried to buy it. But they weren't selling the country so I want you to destroy it. So, I can claim it. That will be my new headquarters. Because of my former student Maina, I have to change the location.

Sora: My mother was taught by you!?

Laughing Mama: Yes, I'm the reason why she's the god of all mages. Without me, she would never push through her limits and keep breaking them.

Sora: If I do this, will that be all.

Laughing Mama: No, silly boy.

Valencia: Mama, he has connections with Zea.

Laughing Mama: You have to be joking!

Valencia: And Zea, has a child named Zelexena, she is the daughter of Sora and her.

Laughing Mama: Zea, is annoying to deal with! She keeps going in my territory and killing everyone! She doesn't even take it. She just let me have it, now she's has a child. I imagine she has to slow down her killing spree. But that child is going to be stronger than Maina and I even Zea, combined!

Valdis: Yes, I agree, Zelexena, will be quite strong. Hopefully, she gets her own series. After the trilogy.

Valencia: What are you talking about?

Sora: What kind of milk are you drinking!?

Valdis: Almond milk.

Laughing Mama: Who is this person?

Valdis: I'm Valdis, I and Blue are on the same mage club.

Laughing Mama: Your name is familiar. What's your last name?

Valdis: Dang it, my last name is Lucien.

Laughing Mama: That's why! The assassin family, I used to hire them daily, a member of the Lucien's. I might use you from time to time. Or are you different. Let me guess, you don't like killing!

Sora: No, he doesn't.

Valdis: Actually, Blue, I do love it. I just didn't like that I killed my friends. It's really fun.

Laughing Mama: Wonderful, Valencia, bring him here time to time, if you want money or power, I got you. Just do some jobs.

Valdis: That's sounds wonderful, and Blue, letting you know now, I'm am not a hero.

Sora: Me either.

Laughing Mama: Show us, how much power you have Sora, if you do it perfectly then I will never bother you.

Sora: That sounds good.

Laughing Mama: Brief him, on how he's supposed to do it.

Valencia: Yes, sensei.

Laughing Mama: Cut the anime crap and do it.

Ten minutes later.

Valdis: Why are we so high up in the sky!?

Sora: What?

Valdis: Not you! Good grief! Are you that full of yourself that you would think that!?

Sora: Sorry, let get this over with!

Valencia: Make sure you do a good job.

Sora: Lightning Magic: Supreme lightning bolt! (A surge of lighting came from hand while I made a downward slash, the lighting connected with India, making a big mushroom cloud, but it was tiny because how high up we were, we were almost out of Earth's atmosphere)

Valencia: Not enough!