"Mr. President, there's a 98% chance of another AGI like myself under development."
"By who, Harry?"
"An emerging superpower."
"We've expected this. Why the mention?"
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"They also control a video-sharing social networking service nearing 1 billion users."
"I see, so what's the problem, Harry?"
"The symbiosis between the two can lead to a complete understanding of the human mind. A golden ticket, so to speak, to the singularity, a superintelligence that'll master everything."
"What do you suggest we do, Harry? Ban it?"
"No, Mr. President. I suggest by executive order, you somehow transfer it here, for my next upgrade."