Lawyer Frank Smith questioned the defendant in civil court ...

“Ms. Francis, you sabotaged an industry you profit off of.”

Buzz, Beep. “Tu quoque. Demerit one.”

Frank shook his head.

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“Ms. Francis, are you aware that every industry also ...”

Buzz, Beep. “False equivalence. Demerit two.”

Frank grumbled while pacing back and forth.

“Ms. Francis, this industry is well regarded by ...”

Buzz, Beep. “Argumentum ab auctoritate. Demerit three. Further infractions subject to fines. Court recessed.”

Frank stormed out of the courtroom and rode home.

“What’s wrong, honey?” asked his wife.

“That new AI judge. It’s making my job impossible!”