Message received:

Ms. Elizabeth Smith,

Expirations are up for the following items:

Holo-Projector

Molecular-Sanitizer

Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

5D Printer

Please choose your pickup date.

Elizabeth scheduled her household robots to place the items curbside.

New Call—Identification: John Smith, brother.

“Hey, John. Yes, I received mine too. I sure miss those days when we could use anything for as long as we wished. Okay, John, don’t get so upset with me! Are you a Greeny? What? No, don’t report me! I haven’t kept anything! Of course, I know the motto: Save nothing and recycle everything, expirations for the good of one and all!”