Daryl felt it, saw it, and embraced it, and it embraced him. A warm light, full of peace and love. Once he passed through it, he met with his long-departed loved ones and his first dog.

A deity then approached him. “Welcome home, Daryl.”

“You’re, you’re … God?”

“Yes, my son, you are with me now.”

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Daryl experienced an indescribable euphoria of pure joy and bliss but was interrupted by a loud beeping alert: “Low battery.”

“Damnit!” He removed his helmet.

“Was it good?” asked his wife.

“I experienced God and Heaven,” he smiled, “And I played with Luna, my first dog.” He cried.

“Of course you did, my love.” She hugged him.

Daryl plugged the helmet in, and next to the charging port was written: ‘For Entertainment Purposes Only.’

“So, you’ll join us, honey?”

“Join?”

“Yes, the Church of the Helmet. God and Luna await you again …”