Country boy Boyd Bridges is accidentally ripped from the familiar confines of Earth and placed into a life or death adventure on a planet brimming with magical potential. His unwilling companions: a parasitic West Highland Terrier, a bird woman in power armor, a mushroom/slime mold creature serving as Avatar for the God of Rebirth, and a holy paladin on a quest to acquire the Mana needed to sustain his people. Now wrapped up in political intrigue and a power struggle that determines the fate of the universe, all Boyd wants to do is get back to Oklahoma! RWMCSCA is part satire, part comedy, part horror, part adventure, part LitRPG, all pretty ridiculous and hopefully very fun. Things you can expect: MC progression (weak to strong), some solid laughs (I hope!), a lot of combat, space drugs, innuendo, a magical frog, zoonotic STDs, SYSTEM, references to a famous singing mermaid, badass critters and something different than what you typically read. Things you won’t find: harems, any increases in your own grip on reality, typos (I hope)