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Happy All Hallow's Eve!
~~GreenFlame000
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“Like I said before, it has to be Genghis Khan!”
“No, no, no. You should choose someone who would add spice to your life. My vote is on Wolfgang Amaeus Mozart!”
There was an argument, in a regular university school.
No matter what this narrator try to describe, say, or portray with metaphors and similes, the setting was indeed a regular local university any highschool child could go. Students there were allowed to leeched off of free wi-fi, get good coffee, and skip classes despite paying for them. A completely normal university.
The people taking part in the argument were completely normal as well. However they look abnormal, out of place even. Yet, no one seemed to care how elaborate they looked.
...Please don’t misunderstand. It was Halloween Day. The two girls were dressed as an Elf Knight Girl straight from a Tolkien novel and the other is fluffy Magical Girl who convention goers would stop to take pictures with.
West meets East... or, the other way around so to speak. Ahem. Ignoring their beautiful cosplay, they had an important debate over their physics and biology homework (both study separate subjects). As if taking turns going around the long table to receive opinions and feedback in a Parliament discussion - The Elf Knight girl spoke first.
“I like a strong man who will take charge in my life, but be unpredictable in a way that it wouldn't be boring to live with for the rest of my life. That’s why I would want Ghenghis Khan as my possible husband if he were alive, plus do you not see his legs in his paintings. Wow, they’re definitely ripped from all that horseback archery in his prime. D*mn, I'm still getting hot from thinking about it.”
“Listen Miss Elf, listen. You want unpredictability, you should stick with Mozart. Yes, sure he makes great music that had survived through 200 years and is still excellent, but you wouldn’t know that he loved to fool around with hi cousin, and hold lavish parties every night.”
“…How is this helping your case?”
“What I’m trying to suggest is that Mozart is a great lover, regardless of taboos, and he would be great to host a party. I mean, give him some time to catch up on hip hop and surely he’ll make something worth the beat. Best of all, if you want to paint your new house blue, red, and violent orange - he'll definitely say yes without a second thought.”
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“…Why do I have a feeling you’re implying a forbidden relationship with your brother.”
“D-don’t drag my brother into this. He’s a good man, he can be lonely, and he’s cute when you startle him and……Anyway, back to the topic at hand!”
The fluffy Magical Girl waved her gloved hands around to try and change the route of this argument back on course. The way she moved her palms, were like wiping a damp cloth on a window. D*mn, this spot won’t come out! As if taking in the information of the counter argument, the university student dressed up as a beautiful Elf Knight Girl thought it over.
“……Hmm… Maybe not Genghis Khan. The more I think about how bloody his history was, I surely don’t want be the real version of Lady MacBeth. Maybe I should choose another historical figure to be my husband.”
“How about King Henry the Fifth?”
“Are you nuts? Sure he’s rich to the point where he kicked out the Church from his country to replace it with his own homemade one, you do remember what happened to his wife, right?”
“Was it the one who fought for the English people against the French Oppression during WW1, and think she is the maiden of god? ... Or are you talking about the one who p*ssed everyone off when she told them to eat cake and candy instead of bread?”
“You’re conflating Mary Antoinette and Joan D’Arc for the wrong historical time frame! And the latter’s history was completely reversed!”
“What about Boudica? She’s kind of cute, even when she was fighting off the Romans from invading early Britain. How about her for a potential historical husband?”
“I’m a woman.”
“Come now, in this day and age, especially in this country, we have no judgment on those matter. Love whoever you want, whenever you want, however way you want.”
“H-hey, Cosplay Fanatic, d-don’t make me sound like I would spread my arms and legs just for any man and woman I meet on the street. I-I’m not that kind of girl!”
“Says the Tolkien Obsessed fan girl.”
“LORD OF THE RINGS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE! DON’T TARNISH IT’S PRIDE WITH YOUR WEIRD AND SENSLESS ANIME PHILOSOPHY!”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HEAVENLY CULTURE YOU RAT ELF B************TCH!”
“RAINBOW CROSSDRESSER!”
“COSPLAYER! COSPLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
Although the setting was a simple regular local university anyone could find in their hometown, filled with regular students leeching of of free wi-fi, buying goof coffee, and skipping classes they paid for...it wasn’t every day students would see a beautiful Elf Knight Girl and a fluffy Magical Girl having a lovely catfight in the middle of the library commons.
“GYAAAAAH! YOU ORC LOVING WH*RE! L-LET GO OF MY WIG! I PAID 1,000,000,000 YEN TO BE CUSTOM MADE FROM JAPAN!”
“NYAAAAH! M-MY EARS! TH-THEY’RE STILL GLUED ONTO THE FAKE ONES, UNHAND ME! UNHAND ME YOU WEEAABUUUUUUUU!!”
Happy Halloween. Don't eat too much candy or the Dentist will frown.