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Chapter 36- Nourie

Chapter 36- Nourie

“You said FRUITS? Right? Right? Hey, hey come on, don’t be shy. I won’t bite KEKEKEKEKE.” Said Sung Kang in a deep scary voice while slowly walking to Nourie who was frozen in fear, and scared shitless.

“I’M IN DIRE NEED OF FRUITS, I NEED JUICE.” Said Sung Kang while smiling like a maniac.

MASTER!!!!STOPPPPP!!! Shouted Record.

YOUR BLOODLUST BOY!!!! CONTROL IT!!!! Shouted 1st book.

STOP IT, BOY!!!STOP!!!! shouted 3rd book.

SUNG KANG STOP !!!!! shouted 2nd book.

Sung Kang noticed it was getting out of hand, then he stopped causing all his bloodlust to disappear like air.

“Woah, that was dangerous.” Sighed Sung Kang realizing he went too far.

It is starting.. said 1st book.

Indeed it is. Said 4th book.

“What is? Starting?” asked Sung Kang.

Hey I won the bet, you guys admit I’m right kekeke. Said 3rd book

The effects of not cultivating, what we did to you. Passing the knowledge by stabbing the giant nail was just the start. It has a lot of side effects but with you, having the purest body attribute we thought it had no effect. But who knew even monsters have limits? Said 2nd book.

It is indeed what 2nd book said boy, unstable outputs of Qi will just be the start. Soon, your organs will churn and you will burn from the inside out. Your eyes will pop out from your sockets, your muscles with burn and will rip, your organs will also soon burst one by one. Your nerves, Qi veins, meridians will all burst from sudden Qi bursts and overloads all while your internal energy will keep healing you, and all of this will repeat until every form of energy from your body would disappear and you will remain crippled for the rest of your life only to eat and shit and piss for eternity, and that is just the start. I did not even start yet what would happen if you somehow could gather Qi again. It starts off with a- Explained 4th book.

“Ok, OK, stop. I get it.” Said Sung Kang cutting off 4th book.

Tch. Fine, next time then. Said 4th book.

“So, I just need to raise my cultivation level?” asked Sung Kang.

Yes. said 1st book.

Yep. Said 4th book.

That’s pretty much it. Said 2nd book.

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Uhuh, uhuh that’s it Master!! Said Record.

Yeah, that’s it. Said 3rd book.

Nod*Nod* the timid books nodding in agreement.

But. There is a problem. Said 1st book.

“And the problem is?” asked Sung Kang.

Everything about you is flawless, perfect, and unmatched. With you starting cultivation right now, you shouldn’t have a problem reaching the demi-god stage in a few hours, which is beyond God or anything about common sense. No, let’s just abandon common sense when we’re talking about you, you always do not disappoint in showing us interesting and surprising things, KEKEKEK. Kackled 2nd book.

But even you have limits. Said 4th book.

Yes, what they’re saying is right BOY. Said 3rd book.

“What is your point?” said Sung Kang.

I’m saying is we need elixirs, and I mean a fuck ton of it. I mean, knowing you I already expect you to reach transcendent, demi-god, or deity stage in a matter of hours but that’s about it, after that, you will reach a very tall wall in cultivation. Not even having the slight hint of how to overcome and break this “wall” in cultivation. You will have the most stagnant cultivation ever that it would decrease if you wouldn’t maintain it. Explained 4th book.

But where do we even get elixirs??? It is only a one in a thousand chance of finding one, fuck it would even take us decades to find just one of those annoying pieces of shit. Grumbled 3rd book.

Are you STUPID, do you even know where we are? Said 2nd book.

Use your fucking head first, Oh I’m sorry YOU DON’T HAVE ONE. Dissed 2nd book.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY, ohhhhhhhhhh… right…right realized 3rd book.

Yes, THE MING’S FOREST. ONE OF THE FORBIDDEN AND MOST MYSTERIOUS PLACES IN MURIM.

Only 1% of this forest is only explored which is the safe zone near the walls of kingdoms, which is all heavily guarded by military personnel, various types of martial experts, sword gods, sword saints, and also a handful of venerable immortals that are stationed inside the walls to serve as the last line of defense. Explained 1st book.

Ptoo, pweh, they’re all pussies anyway, they never ever ventured outside at all, just only inside the safe zones, if you ask them why they don’t venture outside, They all have the same fucking line of “I have been serving my whole life, guarding this wall. I will not sacrifice the lives of the innocent just to satiate my personal curiosity.” crap. What a load of bullshit, they all have inflated egos and the most arrogant mindsets. Every time I think about it, I crave INHUMAN LEVELS OF VIOLENCE, I JUST WANNA BURN EVERYONE ALIVE AND EAT THEM FOR DINNER, WHILE BEING TORCHED AND FRIED AND HELL, EVEN DEEP FRIED IN MY ANGER ALIVE. Grumbled 3rd book.

OK, enough about those pussies, we know that Ming’s forest has an abundant amount of resources and shit but where can we find one???? Its impossible, Sung Kang would grow old when we find one. It’s impossible. Complained 3rd book.

You are stupid. Said 1st book.

Yes, you are. Said 2nd book.

Yep, yep stupid. Said Record.

SHIT FOR BRAINS. Said 4th book.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DISSING ME FOR, WHO CAN TELL US WHERE THE ELIXIRS AR- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…… realized 3rd book.

Everyone including Sung Kang turned their heads to the timid Nourie, looking at their answer. The book of food, and anything related to food, A book of endless amounts of knowledge about anything edible and that includes elixirs. They were all looking at Nourie which is the center of it all. It was the key to finding the elixir and stabilizing Sung Kang’s condition.

The hunt for the elixirs and otherworldly fruits begins.