“What the hell is this? Are these my real-time stats?”
Asked Sung Kang.
Yes, master!!! They are!! Hee hee!! Laughed Record proudly.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLEEEEEE!!!!!! Exclaimed by the calm and collected 2nd book with shock and disbelief.
I know you are a monster BUT THIS!!???
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR SUNG KANG!!!!
Shouted 2nd book calling him by name for the first time.
OH….MY…. BALLS… said 3rd book.
This is beyond God… said 4th book.
You haven’t even cultivated yet… it clearly says here…
CULTIVATION LEVEL.
NONE.
WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK. exclaimed 4th book.
While the books were looking at Sung Kang’s stats with an indescribable shock like they were kicked in the balls in point-blank range. Cocoa was there lying down looking at the sky since she has lost all her purpose in life. She was really thinking deeply about her life at this point while looking at the sky.
“Hmmm, that reminds me you said there was a book about food right?” Asked Sung Kang.
Yes!!Master here!! Come on.. greet your master!!! Said Record to the very shy book that was hiding behind him.
Slowly but surely a very huge, but timid book was going to Sung Kang very slowly. Looking down timidly not making eye contact with Sung Kang once it faced him.
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“Hey!! Greet our master!!” shouted Record.
“Don’t be rude. Come on, the master is a good guy!!” said Record to give courage to the timid floating book.
Since the book could not talk, it gave a bow to Sung Kang and opened and closed its cover to give respectful greetings to its master Sung Kang and Sung Kang accepted the greeting which made the timid book slowly gain self-confidence.
“Hello, nice to meet you too. Do you have a name that I can call you?” asked Sung Kang gently to the timid book.
The book then, spun around implying that it had no name. Sung Kang then asked Record,
“What do you usually call the other books? I know you said it before but you really talk fast.” Said Sung Kang to Record.
Teehee!! My bad master, my apologies. Said Record in a goofy way. They are called info books master they are usually just books about specific topics they have no info about cultivation or martial arts but these 4 are equally special in their own right, the eldest of them is a book about everything land and terrain-related, so I call this one land. Then the second eldest is a book about animals, its habitat’s weaknesses and biology so I call this one Animal, then the third book is some sort of taboo book, everything related to Gods, the demonic, the transcendent beings you name it but it is limited for now and although this book looks like it can float and follow us, it is actually still sleeping so I just carry this one around with me, I name this 3rd book Taboo. Then finally the biggest and the most timid and shy of the 4, The book about how to prepare and harvest and crop cultivation, a book about food, an encyclopedia of poisons in food and preparation of food, a guidebook to slaughtering and skinning animals for meat, an almanac of all the types of seafood, an infinite source of cookbooks, recipes of master chefs and godly cooks it is the 4th book. This one never runs out of new things to cook with, it always prints new information and makes pages out of anything it can absorb with its book cover. I call this one Food. Explained Record to Sung Kang.
“So to sum this all up. Land, Animal, Taboo, and Food are the 4 books that are with you right?” Asked Sung Kang.
Yes, absolutely master. Said Record with enthusiasm.
“For now, let’s give them new names. “said Sung Kang, making the 4 books spin with joy even the thick 4th book spun in joy, destroying a few trees in the process.
(Record’s naming sense is absolute shit, I have to give them proper names so that I can spare the brain cells left in my head from drying out.) Thought Sung Kang.
“Ok, for land I’ll name you Terra, for the animal book I’ll name you Speck, For the Taboo I’ll name it Zensord, and finally for the food book I’ll name you Nourie.” Sung Kang giving names to the books making them jump with joy and freedom from having new names instead of their past shitty ones.
“Now…On to the important things…”
“HEHEHEHEHE…..KEKEKEKEKEKKE… YOU SAID A BOOK ABOUT FOOD RIGHT??? RECORD??” Sung Kang’s smile and eyes arched into an inhuman angle making him look very sinister and demonic if this smile was compared to the devil himself it would make the devil piss himself out of fear as well looking at Sung Kang, coupled with his sharper and whiter eyes giving contrast to his demonic smile. Looking at 4th book, making it run back to Record in fear towards its master’s threatening smile.