I saw an ad recently. I mean, I see ads constantly what with the current advertisement industry set up to force products down the collective throats of the world at literally every opportunity. But this ad stood out to me. It was for classes at a local university, at least I think so. It had a book and pen on it, so I’ll assume that’s right. Only issue is I don’t know where it is or anybody who goes there. I wonder if I just walk into a building will anyone care? Probably not, but I might have to talk with people.

Really I should fix that problem first. You can’t get most places in the world without communication. Edit, communication in a shared language. Okay, that might actually be the second problem. Problem one is learning a language.

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God, I need to start writing my problems down somewhere. Only problem is I don’t have any paper. Actually, I can solve that one pretty easily. There must be hundreds of flyers crammed into a garbage can somewhere that nobody will care if they disappear. Wait, I wonder if there’s a library around? Better question, I wonder if there are still any books.

Wow I need to get a grip on myself. Is this what centuries of time wasting away does to a person? How did this even happen anyways… One moment I’m living my own life and the next I’ve lived a thousand more.

I can’t even remember what happened in my own life now. It’s like I’ve been living the life of a piece of paper, drifting wherever the wind takes me, used for whatever’s convenient at the moment. Plastered with the whims of the things around me. Well at least I know how to describe it now.

I just hope I’m not an advertisement. That would suck.