So, guys.

Listen.

I might have told a little lie there.

That wasn't The End.

Well... it's already been shown to be a lie, right? Since there was the stinger scene! I rode in on a unicorn, we all clapped, everyone stood up and gave a standing ovation in the theater...

Anyways, my delusions aside, you must be wondering, but Levi, what's left to tell? You already came back on a unicorn! How could there be anything left that's worth saying?

And I get that! I do. I really do. I mean, right? Unicorn. How do I top that?

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But here's the thing: I don't.

You know, unicorn riding isn't something you just land in another world and start doing. It takes years. Years of practice, hard work, blood, sweat, tears, levels, EXP, yadda yadda... the point is, from your perspective, I landed on the other side of that portal and bopped back on a unicorn like I was making a trip to the convenience store.

The truth is, though, it was more like your dad taking a trip to the convenience store for some milk and a pack of cigs. You know. The kind where he'll be back any minute now, for sure. The kind where you ask mommy why she's crying, after it's been three days and he still isn't home.

I was there for a long ass time.

So, if any of you want to find out what I did in my glorious, filthy, down and dirty, gravedigging Levisekai Era, you might want to pop down, not to the convenience store, but to Death is a Suggestion, and find out. I'll put a convenient link in the description for you lazy asses in the back. You know who you are. The ones who didn't stand for the standing ovation in the theater. Tsk, tsk.

See you on the other side.