Vines with his crossed arms, stood before the crazed Nurse sitting at the dead end of the hallway.

"We have a mission that you initiated and you dare treat this like some fucking vacation."

The nurse scoffed."This is fucking easy." She looked up, her face donning a shameless smile.

"And you raped me. Again." He finally told. "This is not like Chayna Town. Sure, that one was easy because it was just humans, but we're dealing with faires and dwarves." He then waits for her to stop chuckling.

"And here I thought the kid changed you. Get up." He sighed, walking away.

Petal frowned, clicking her tongue and standing up. Her head felt heavy, everything was a blur and she didn't care. She laughed.

Vines turned with a straight face, then scoffed.

"Drew if you're done drownin' in beer, you're coming with me outside." He shouted through the door. Drew then pushes the door open, with tipsy fairies surrounding him as well. "I'll be fuckin' be..." He hiccuped.

The streets were filled with commotion from the dwarves, interacting with the fairies and some of them not at all. They seemed selective on who they wish to surround. Then their heads turned to the tallest man they have ever seen in town. Usually they'd be shocked, but they all know who the man is.

"Jake Vines! What is he doing here?"

"Must have drunken with the Drews, you think that's why they closed up?"

"You think he can take two female dwarves at once?"

"There's always that ONE guy!"

"Stay away from 'em, they might be glowers." Drew called up. Vines turned to them anyway, noticing the fairies surrounding them. He kept walking along the road.

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"I'm barely caught up, crazy bitch fucked me instead."

"Some of us are suddenly callin' to a god, glowing eyes and shit..."

"Sounds a lot like Magekeeps..."

"Dwarves ain't mages."

"No, they too are a group of people that calls to a god. I killed a friend of mine because of this. He said something about Darakon when we fought him before.."

Drew paused."They said something about Darakon too."

Vines looked down on him and then suddenly, a brown bright light shoots out of the sky. The fairies started flying from the beam. Dwarves clad in gold armor started marching out of the castle with their hammers at the ready. There were other dwarves with their own tools carried with them. Fairies were even flying by their side, staying away from those guards.

Vines ran towards the commotion in front of the castle made out of gold. Fairies then flew by their side, along with the faithful yellow one. "They're going to fight the bad guys Ugly Man!" The fairy reported. "Hmm." He didn't dare question the unnecessary loyalty of this fairy. It may just be him, but it's growing on him.

"Vines, where the fuck is Petal?" The green fairy then sat at his head, shrugging. "We talked, it depends on her if she decides to do something." Vines intently watched some of the dwarves attacking, fairies along side them started shooting beams of light at the golden guards.

Their armor bounced off those attacks and they start launching their fellow dwarves with their hammers. There were those who got their bones and brains bashed in. Some fairies shot at their eyes, the added blindness of the guards sealing their fate at the tools of the common dwarves.

Petal heard the cries of battle outside while sitting down on the floor drinking up some beer. "Fuckin Vines, I don't get what's up with that geezer? Actin' all high and mighty like a fucking king he is! Jacko fucking hates me anyway! The fuck does he mean the kid can change me... Always have been motherfucker!" She takes a strong swig and a slam. "Could have been slicing heads right now but nope, I feel fucked. Oh shit, I am fucked." As she was about to take another swig, she heard a tone.

She shrugged, nearing the cup at her lips, then a calm, rhythmic tune starts to build up. She nods her head a bit to the tune, lowering her mug.

"Hello again, you lunatic." Petal looked up on the large dwarf holding a lute.

"Mama Drew, this shit ain't hitting. Got a stronger stock?" She complained. "You're already drunk as hell, what's got you going like this, girl?"

"I fucked Vines. Again."

"You're lucky he's letting this one slide again, now what are you doing? Lazing around like a fat cattle at a grill."

The nurse only groaned in response. It was true that they used to have something together, she just refused to...admit it. "Well you're fucking annoying me so I am getting out of here. Can't even drink without being criticized. Fuck you, Mama Drew." She jumped up after she said this, throwing down the mugs.

"Penny Petal, you're going to kill yourself with your messed up mind girl, I can't let you go knowing you're screwing yourself over!" The dwarf shouted as she reached the door. "I know what I'm doing." She mumbled

"No ya don't! What's gon' be next? You two fight, fight each other, don't talk, shit happens, mission comes and then fucking repeat. I've heard the tales, infamous forbidden lovers-"

"Oh fuuuck no! You're still into that? Those are just fucking rumors!"

"Petal, you told me about that the last time you drank here. God you're hopeless..." The nurse rubbed her face, walking back. "Just go, do whatever you want. I don't care what happens to you anyway." She left, disappointed.

The nurse only chuckled once more. "Dwarves are fucking stupid." Finally leaving with her crossbow on hand. Her eyes widened as she saw fairies swarming in front of the castle. Dwarves and fairies battling each other.