3 Days After Jacko left Honey Town...

The large man groaned, sitting up on a very thin bed, with sticks below it barely holding it up.

"Stay the fuck down." The familiar stern voice said.

"The fuck happened?" Vines asked, scratching his head and seeing his body patched up with strange tubes.

"I said stay the fuck down before I cut your fucking dick." She pushed him down, she then begins to run tests on his body and collecting his blood samples.

Vines looked around and noticed something. "Where's Jacko?"

Petal sighed. "He's gone." She told with a serious face. Vines immediately sat up only to be pushed down again. "No! He's not dead! He fucking left ok?" She groaned.

"Where'd he go then!?" He shouted, grabbing the tubes attached to him.

"Don't be so fucking stubborn, he's on his way to request backup from fucking, Grayhold. We both know they ain't gonna do shit! Hah!" Petal laughed.

"Then why the fuck did you let him go!?" He groaned.

Petal sighed, putting her hand on his chest. "The little shit needs to learn shit himself. Who knows? Maybe the lil' motherfucker can actually do something about it." She told, then he stood up.

"Oh right, don't go anywhere. I'm just gonna pick some shit up at Shammy Forest." She told, equipping her belts with a first aid bag and a second aid bag, which was filled with offensive syringes and bolts.

Vines nodded. "Why not ask the others to do it for you?"

"They're rebuilding, duhhh." She then closes the door behind her. Vines slowly sat up and sighed. "What the fuck is that kid getting into now-". An arm then reaches from the window beside him and pushes him down.

"DON'T FUCKING SIT UP OR I'LL PULL THE FUCKING PLUG ON YOU!" The nurse yelled, grumbling as she walked away.

She turned back to the window just in case, she then dragged a walking adventurer out of nowhere and placed a scalpel near his neck.

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"Nurse-"

"If you see that fucker's head peek through that window, kiiiiindly push him down for me. Or I'll be the one pushing your heart down inside your ass. Ok?" She asked...ahem, nicely.

She lets go of the adventurer, the man then looking by the window. "I'm sorry, Mr. Vines."

Vines just nodded. "Hmm." He groaned, staying put for now.

A large wolf jumps from a bush, attempting to dig it's teeth into a wandering nurse.

In a split second, the wolf's head dropped to the ground, blood spilling everywhere and onto the white uniform of the nurse. "Fucking hell." She sighed. Her brown eyes then catches something dash through the canopy.

"We're those fuckin-" A yellow light then passes right in front of her, then a blue one...then a pink one!

She stood there in awe, witnessing a once in a lifetime sight.

Fairies were just flying around the forest freely with no care in the world!

"So much for the rarest fucking creatures..." She smiles, as she then pulls out a small pouch. She then sees a curious fairy looking at her directly at her face. "A human...?" The yellow fairy said. "Oh shit it talks." She then yoinks the fairy into the pouch and the other fairies look at her as they see their friend just get captured, moving around in the bag.

"What are you all looking at!?" She yelled, the fairies immediately scattered and flew away for their lives. She sighed, about to retrieve her diary from her third bag...

"Wait." She then gasps, pocketing the pouch fairy into her second bag and gasps. "SHIT!" She grabbed her own face in anger. "Can't believe I forgot to take my fucking diary put of there..." She groaned.

"Excuse me.." a male friendly voice came from behind her.

Being promptly met with an immediate quick draw from her loaded crossbow, then slowly lowered it once she saw it's face.

He's a small man with a very round body and right helmet keeping it's large brown beard within it. He also wears a large chainmail around it's body.

"Oh, it's just you Drew." She the reattached her crossbow to her back. "Did you finish my order?" She asked, placing her hand on her hip.

"You see, we're having problems regarding your orders you see..." The small man told.

"Then why are you here? Can't I just pick up herbs in peace!? First there's fucking fairies and then you, what's next? Elves dancing to the Bard Roll!?"

"Please understand... we've been compromised." The man told. The nurse's eyes suddenly widened. "The fuck you mean, compromised? You managed to make an Enchanted Green Robe and you telling me you can't make a new gauntlet now?" She asked.

"Well, we've been compromised by our own kind. It's kind of complicated...we need your help." He told, clasping his hands together.

Penny clicked her tongue, watching him go down to his knees as well. "What happened, dwarf?" Her eyebrows shifted, crossing her arms.

The man looked up and cleared his throat.

"It all started a month ago, it was business as usual down there at our smiths. Then one of us brought down a large orange orb. We couldn't identify the type, if was just big and glowing and shit. Then he started shit saying that we have to worship the damn orb and some shit. And here's the worst part, their eyes started glowing orange. I just minded my own business as usual, but damn it got worse. We already have half the kingdom spouting nonsense about some Darakon and shit... They've even been killing those who don't have orange eyes yet. It's a mess. So I beg of you, Do something!"

Petal nodded and rubbed her chin. "Make your services free for me only and I'll help." She said with a smile.

"WHAT!?" The dwarf yelled. "You want me to stop some kind of civil war, this is the least you can do for me." She told, smirking the whole time.

"I should have expected this...Will Sarah be coming?" He asked.

"She's probably dead at Badbands." She groaned.

"Jake Vines?"

"Maybe." The nurse nodded. "Let me make a call real quick." She then pulls out a pouch and then grabs the yellow fairy by its body.

"H-hello human!" The fairy greeted, clearly in pain but it's too enthusiastic to tell.

"Is that a fairy!?" The dwarf gasped.

"Shut the fuck up." She hissed, then looked at the fairy.

"Find the biggest ugliest man in the town and tell him to come by Rust Valley or I'll turn your entire family into fairy french fries." She ordered.

The fairy just looked up at her. "I don't have a family." It told with it's light confused tone.

She then proceeds to throw the fairy far ahead into the forest. She then looked at the dwarf.

"Let's fucking do this." She smiled, for the reward of free commissions forever is within her grasp.