Xera
“I just can’t take it anymore! Tell me something Jara. Are you this naturally stupid or are you just acting some part!? Hahahahha!
I was shocked… all of us were. Even Ozeth was just staring at the stream with his open mouth, both of his mouths actually. The only sound that was coming was the screams of laughter from Ranva’s phone which was on speaker. Her friends were clearly enjoying this
“I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! BY THE VOID SHE PUSHED THE BUTTON!!! HAHHAHAHAH! What do you think Felix, I still think he is going go Renegade, probably going to insult the crazy bitch and tell her to fuck off and get out!?”
Felix was quit for a few moments until he finally spoke slowly.
“I think you are right brother. I was sure he was just going to end it and go Paragon… but look at his face and the way he is laughing. I think she pulled the whole leaver.”
I could even hear Sandra who was clearly exited as she joined them just a few moments ago.
“Oh shit! I always wanted to see him when he losses it! We need popcorn!!!”
I had no idea what they were talking about… but they were right. We were about to see a show.
Donny
“I just can’t take it anymore! Tell me something Jara. Are you this naturally stupid or are you just acting some part!? Hahahahha!
I can’t remember the last time I felt so angry, actually no I was furious. I had to start laughing so that I would stop myself from screaming in rage. This lady was crossing the line… make that the whole freaking marathon. I am not stupid! I noticed the name of her channel. It was pretty obvious why she came. The only mistake was that I didn’t think she was going to go this far!
I may be desperate for money but by the void even I am not this desperate. I could easily ignore this, tell her to fuck off and leave my library and end this disaster of a show… but I just couldn’t leave it at that. Not only because she pissed me, well mostly it is because she pissed me off. It just simply didn’t feel right to do something so despicable to the IFINITY L00p. I actually did really enjoy their show and not going to the party was my fault and my foolishness.
To tell you the truth I am not even sure why I am doing this. I know I am not a saint, I know I am not a good guy who would sacrifice myself for somebody I don’t know. The world is definitely not all white and black but at least I like to believe that I am on the lighter side of the great grey morality.
And by the Void and all of the forgotten seals that hold it in bay I was not going to let this bitch… no cunt! I was not going to let this cunt have her way! She reminded me so much of her… she was willing to throw everybody under the bus, she was willing to ignore any suffering she would cause other people just to make her life easier and better… well NOT TODAY!
So yea… let’s make this a day she will never forget! I will make sure she has nightmares about me for the rest of her life.
“Do you even hear yourself? Hahahha, oh god I just can’t anymore!”
“Donatello what are….”
“I told you to call me Donny!”
Wow I actually half growled those words. Both Jara and her tech team were staring at me completely baffled… oh god this feels good. My stress level was on max so this is a good way to release some of it. Now let’s think about this… hmmm… lets just wing it!
“Well I have to say this turned out to be so entertaining! I never thought that it would grow into something like this so fast. I presume you got this story from a trustworthy source?”
She just nodded while I crossed my arms behind my head and raised my legs to the small table that was between the two of us. Crap this is probably going to bite me in the ass so hard latter… and I still can’t believe I am really doing this… but who the fuck cares anymore. Well let’s see how it goes.
“Well my dear, you need to change your source. Because this was all just a simple lie… hahah. I am still having a hard time believing that somebody actually bought that story, ahahhaha!”
If this was a cartoon her jaw would be on the floor and it was clear she has no idea what was going on… even I had no fucking idea where I was going with this. I am just improvising it now like I was doing a DnD session after preparing nothing. Well Bard is my favorite class so Bluff check don’t fail me now.
“Do I need to spell it out? There was no young boy, and no predator. It was all just a lie… hahaha and you bought it ahahhahahahah!!!”
Xera
“WHAT!?”
“Wait! What’s going on here!? I don’t understand anything”
“Ozeth is confused now…”
“Umm guys… what in the name of the void is he talking about!?”
“Holy shit! This is not even renegade! He is going full chaotic!!!”
“I… what… he wouldn’t… Next time I am listening to you Chris and we are buying him a mouse!”
“I can’t believe Laura is missing this! I am so glad I made some popcorn… hey hands off Felix! Go get your own!!!”
Donny
Oh boy… now I done it. Well lets continue, IMPROVISATION!!!
“You see I was pissed off. The ticket cost so much and I didn’t even get a hello from them! Can you imagine how I felt!?”
“But… you… I mean… what…. Wait!”
Jara was now looking everywhere around! At me, then at her staff, now even all around the library. She was clearly trying to find somebody who could actually explain what was going on…But I won’t give you the chance! Now it’s my turn to interrupt you!
“I mean come on! What kind of bullshit event was that? So what I get a private seat, a few free drinks and I get to go to the party where there were going to be hundreds of other people? Are you kidding me?”
“But….but… you were so shocked on the ticket price, an….”
Like I said, my time to interrupt.
“Oh that?! I actually got a discount since it was bought by my friends who were also a group. And they got only 10%! Can you believe that shit! Only ten fucking percent! It should have been at least 70%”
Crap don’t laugh, don’t laugh! Her face is like a fish now… hahah! It’s clear she has no idea what’s going on here and she is so shocked she can’t say anything… oh this feels so good!
“So here comes that fat fuck Ozeth… oh by the way can you imagine a Demon?! It couldn’t be more perfect! All of them are sick sons of bitches who would sell their own mother for profit!”
I hear a small crash coming behind Jara. As I looked I saw that one of her crew just broke one of the lights… oh shit he’s a demon… I am so dead… but to late.
“Where was I?... Oh yea! So here comes that fatso Ozeth and I of course voice my dissatisfaction. And I asked for him to allow me to meet the girls privately since the ticket was so much. But this bastard REFUSED! Are you fucking kidding me! My friends spent so much money for a stupid concert ticket and I don’t even get a private audience with the members! What kind of bullshit is that?! How much fucking conceited can you be!”
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Ozeth
The girls were looking at Ozeth… but Ozeth could only shrug Ozeth’s shoulders because Ozeth had no idea what was going on here. Mr. Porter is making Ozeth very confused now.
Donny
“So he threatened to kick me out and cancel my ticket! Who the fuck does he think he is! And get this! My friends wouldn’t even get a refund… but who the fuck cares about them they have enough money anyway. I am also upset because they thought I would want something stupid like that! A fucking gaming mouse would have been ten times better then this bullshit Wiseman crap!”
Xera
“Let’s get him some concert tickets Chris, He will like that Chris. He doesn’t need a mouse Chris. He needs to get out Chris. He is in a bad place Chris… Last fucking time I am listening to you Felix BGPW!!!”
“… Ummm Chris… he probably doesn’t mean that… and by the void Felix why the hell do you look like you’re going to cry!... NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OF MY POPCORN!!!”
Donny
Shit… lets hope they are not watching this. Felix will definitely take at least some of it seriously I don’t need him crying over this… and by the void am I spouting bullshit today! The last time I lied this hard was when I got multiple bad marks in school and actually forged my report card… holy hell Dad wanted to kill me once he found out those marks were fake. But I am already too deep into this.
“So here the concert goes underway… nothing special really. I was expecting more dancing and maybe some revealing clothes but nothing. So here I go to the bathroom and can you imagine this! Not even a private bathroom for the VIP’s!!! Fucking outrageous if you ask me.
Jara was furiously tapping in her phone now with a look that was screaming panic and confusion... wait is she actually checking if get private bathrooms… ahahhaha!
“So once I finished I was a little late. Then I run into that brat who was crying and calling for his mommy. Who the fuck brings their kid to work! If you’re a single parent then just get a abortion or give the brat for adoption… actually just use protections! Considering there was no Dad he probably did the smart thing and ran away as soon as he noticed how ugly the kid was going to be.”
Did I maybe overdo it? I mean… all of her staff is screaming disgust in my face… actually that demon guy is screaming murder with the stare he was giving me!...Nah I can do better! So I made the most evil smile I could muster. And to tell you the truth I was enjoying it beyond words. Their faces were definitely making this one of my best years in a long time.
“So I kicked the brat a few times to get him to shut up... to bad that stupid security saw me! Motherfucker even broke my phone! And now these bitches from Infinity L00p don’t even want to answer my email about returning my money and compensating me for the phone”
“WAIT! STOP RIGHT THERE!” Jara screamed as she stood up.
Ah shit! Looks like the initial shock is gone! Ok let’s just play this smart! I did well until now! I just need to continue this carefully and make it seems like I’m the most evil little shit alive. That way everybody will buy the story for sure.
“Donatello you…”
“It’s Donny! How many times do I need to mention so that your stupid little blond brain will understand it. My name is D-O-N-N-Y!”
“Donny are you serious now! What are you saying!? This is not what I heard?! The mother confessed and the statement they gave to the Infernal Voice company heads is completely different then the things you are saying!”
She is getting mad. And the look she is giving me is basically screaming *what are you playing at* Well… like I said it’s too late to back out now. And I am going all the way I am taking you down with me bitch.
“All lies Jara! One of the staff members, the one you probably got your story from hates the boy’s mother. Something about not letting him fuck her I have no idea really. So we made a deal to get them into trouble… hahahah, he said you would buy it but I never believed it!”
Considering that the bastard who gave her this story is a dick I don’t mind taking him down with me… let’s just hope he is a guy actually. It’s all going to go to hell if she says it’s a woman.
“BUT THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Even if what you are saying is remotely true! Why didn’t you go to the party after the scene!? If I am not mistaken you went home. No? Why are you even telling me all of this bullwhip!? Why are you confessing like this?!”
Shit I need to finish this! This lady does this for a living. She is already finding holes in my story and my actions.
“Huh? Well it’s simply really and can you believe this! They heard about everything and said they don’t want to see me! Some bullshit about caring about their staff and that they don’t want to have contact with a person like me. I mean come on! You’re a grade *A* bitch, I can tell! Would you care about stupid shit like your staff?”
And again she was wide eyed and looking at me in utter shock… Hahaha, and I was right! Two of her cameraman were now looking to the side holding hands over their mouths… except the demon guy… I think I really did overdo it with that one.
“I mean you wouldn’t be doing this job if you actually had some talent… wait sorry I didn’t mean it like that! You are still young… I mean kind of young…. Umm never mind, all of you Feline Beast-Kin look the same.”
Oh crap! She went completely red! Did I hit a sore spot?! Critical hit confirmed!
“And why am I saying this? Well simply I enjoy people making idiots of themselves! I can’t believe the bullshit and drama came out of this little play! Hahahahah! Not only did you and the INFINITY L00p staff believe this shit! Even all of these people on the internet got tricked! Ahahah I can’t believe how stupid everybody must feel now, hahahahah!”
Ok time to finish this! Let’s just finish it in a classy way and be done with all of this.
“Oh and since I am already tired so let’s finish this! I have only one thing to say to the INFINITY L00p members, you and all of these morons who watch this shit!”
Both Jara and her staff gasped in utter shock… did I just flip my middle finger on camera!? And here I said classy… meh fuck it
“Well if I am going to do it properly!”
And then I stood up on the table and I used my other hand as well to make it a double kill.
“Fuck you INFINITY L00p! And fuck you and your fans Jara. You should all go get cancer and die considering how stupid all of you are! Hahahah I cant believe you bought all of that bullshit! Hahahah this is priceless!”
Goodbye cruel world, it was nice knowing you. At least Felix promised to delete my browser history… At least I hope he is going to understand what I did once he finds out and he will delete my history.
Xera
“Fuck you INFINITY L00p! And fuck you and your fans Jara. You should all go get cancer and die considering how stupid all of you are! Hahahah I cant believe you bought all of that bullshit! Hahahah this is priceless!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!”
Ranva was screaming in laughter while holding her stomach on the floor.
The three members of Neon Magic were not any better by the sounds we were hearing from her phone
“OH GOD! THIS IS AMAZING! HE HAS OUTDONE HIMSELF! FELIX DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT!? I TOLD YOU SANDRA THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING ON LIFE UNTILL YOU SEE DONNY LOSE HIS SHIT! BY THE VOID THIS WAS A GGWP EASY TUTORIAL VICTORY!!!”
“So remind me again why I am the one in charge of our legal issues…. HAHAHAHAH! He should have been our lawyer! By the void he is going to get killed after this show!!!”
“Hahahahahahahahhahahah! THANK THE VOID I TAPED THE WHOLE SHOW! This was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen! AND CHRIS! GET YOUR HANDS OF MY POOPCORN!!!”
I was still in shock as it finally hit me and I understood what he actually did. Even Ozeth was laughing next to me while slapping his knees.
“Oh…Ozeth see’s, hahahahah!!! Ozeth understand now! Hahahha, Ozeth see, Ozeth see! This man has done a great thing! Ozeth wants to buy him a drink definitely! Ozeth is very impressed”
Even Vermilia was just standing now with a look that was a mix of amusement and wonder. I can’t blame her, even I started to giggle but now it turned into a full laugh.
I couldn’t believe my eyes what I was seeing. It was clear he was so uncomfortable, he felt so nervous. I know that feeling all too well. If I am not with the girls, or not on the stage dancing I get the same felling.
But what he did… it was AMAZING! Jara was clearly trying to make him the hero and us the villains. And she was doing a good job. And his acting! It was amazing! Yes if you think about it there are definitely some holes in the story, definitely some inconsistencies! But he has made such a show that nobody will even care about those little things.
He could have easily stayed quit. Accepted how the show went and listened to Jara. He would definitely become extremely popular as the poor fan who got disrespected and thrown away by the INFINITY L00p members… but he didn’t. He actually did this... why did he do this.
And looks like I was not the only one thinking this since Vermilia walked towards the phone and picked it up.
“Why?”
“What do you mean by why?”
Chris was still laughing nonstop so I had to approach to phone same as Vermilia to actually hear Felix normally. I was also wondering why he did it.
“Why did he do it? Why all of this!? For what possible reason would he do something like this!”
“Huh… well… I mean… because it’s Donny? I mean don’t get me wrong the guy is no saint. He can be a real dick sometimes and definitely a salty smart-smart ass other times…but in the end he is not an asshole.
Vermilia just raised her eyebrow clearly not buying it completely… but me… I kind of understood what he meant. And that small uncomfortable man that was present for our show… I saw him completely differently now. But then Chris yelled those words that made my thought process come to a complete stop.
“ALL HAIL LORD GRAY! And they say he has no powers! Bitch please you can’t be powerless and make something with this much bullshit!!! Hahahha!”
“CHRIS! IN THE NAME OF THE VOID WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!” Felix screamed in full power, I could even hear a sound of a smack.
“Oh shit!”
“Wait what! Chris!? Felix!? Donny is a… is Donny a pow...”
The phone call just got dropped as Felix dropped a quick word of goodbye while interrupting Sandra
“Sorry ladies! We have to go!!! CHRIS YOU FU…”
We were all just quiet now as the call went dead… did he just say what I think he said.
Ranva was the first one who broke the dead silence
“A Gray…. A powerless… in the name of the Void they are more rare then fallen celestials… even more rare then people like …”
Ranva was immediately interrupted as Ozeth jumped out of his chair while pointing at the screen
“Is Ozeth mistaken or is Ozeth seeing Luna over there!!! Oh no! Ozeth is going to lose the last color out of Ozeth’s hair!!!”
And there she was. In the middle of the screen standing with all of her three tails out and glowing in that blue aura that usually meant that somebody was about to get hurt.
Just as I was about to ask what was going on, the feed got cut and the screen went black… WHAT DID WE MISS!?