Dante
“Oh this is bad! Ozeth can with full confidence say that this is beyond bad! This is extremely bad! What is Ozeth going to do!?”
The boss was having one of his panic attacks like usual. Not surprising really, considering the issue we are facing.
“Boss calm down!”
But the boss was ignoring my effort to calm down the situation “What do you mean by calm down! Do you see the issue Ozeth is facing here?!! DO YOU DANTE!!!”
I know boss, I know. I read it this morning and almost chocked on my breakfast. It was done by a very popular critic. It’s not a small thing to say that this person alone was responsible for allot of now out of job music producers and stars.
Mr. Ramdass… yes that is his name. That name is also probably the reason he started this job. He was most certainly abused in High Scholl and decided to become one of the most bloodthirsty critics on this planet.
His reviews have made hundreds of stars become homeless and he was not at all kind to their companies as well. And now he basically gave us his calling card with the today’s article. This is really bad.
“Good morning, my loyal readers. As per tradition I am about to announce my next target of interest. They are none the less, then the famous INFINITY L00p. The pop-star sensation that has taken the word by the storm for the past 7 years. I have mostly stay away from groups like this. It’s very hard to do an article for a group that is clearly very talented and focuses on multiple types of music and style. Their popularities get to be so high that it’s almost impossible to see the bigger picture next to all the rumors. But now I decided to attack.
The reason why I have finally decided to do it… well it’s because of you my dear readers. I have had the *fortunate* opportunity to witness the very same group three nights ago in a very famous Zandrian restaurant. And I have to say… I was disgusted!!!
As you know there have been multiple rumors regarding the popular group INFINITY L00p… dark rumors. Now yours truly doesn’t really care about rumors, but what I have seen a couple of nights ago peaked my interest.
The group members were having dinner with a young man, late 20’s early 30’s. Now I don’t know if he was a fan who won some secret lucky game, maybe a family member of one of the singers, or just a simple person from the street. The person was clearly very demanding during the night and terrorizing both the chef and wait staff. It was clear to anybody who paid just a little attention. What did the INFINITY L00p members do? They encouraged this behavior and abused the working staff. Hard working men and women who are already under great stress have had their nights made even harder.
You know my belief! And you know my motivation to get the truth and nothing but the truth! So I have decided to finally do a piece on the said group. I will be attending the INFINITY L00p contest tomorrow! And I will get to the bottom of this! Are the INFINITY L00p girls such dark monsters that people only mention in the shadows?! Are they simply posing and faking for you!? Do they lie to feed their egos and earn money?! Or are they simply misunderstood and slandered by a jealous competition! Stay tuned!
I will also be posting as usual a little info about all of their members. This info has been acquired from people who have both worked with them, and from their fans. Please keep an open mind and remember! The truth will set you free!!!
Yours truly Hardon, Ramdass
Luna Reye
Height: 186cm
Weight:??? (I am still a gentleman, and I have learned from my wife not to comment on these things)
Race: Fox Beast-Kin (Canidae Family)
Power and Power Rank: Elemental (Fire) Rank S/ Telekinesis Rank B
(Please be informed that Power’s and Power scale are under the protection of the Government and Law. This is a simple analysis from my team of analytics and multiple information providing sites and therefore they might be outdated or untrue)
Most common Hairstyle/Color: Long Platinum Blonde / Ears & Tails Strawberry Pink
Eye’s: Azure (Rumors of Heterochromia, not confirmed)
Bust, Waist, Hips:??? This is not that kind of review or magazine
Role: Leader of the group, Jack of All trades
We have tried to collect comments from people who are constantly working with Ms. Luna, people who occasionally work with her and her fans of course.
“Ummm…. Ms. Luna is an amazing person, she has a amazing business sense and our team tends to breathe in relief when she helps with the organization… something we don’t like? Umm… I’m sorry but I like my job… and my life” – Commented by a staff member who is in charge of production… now what exactly did she mean with that last part? Was it a poor joke?
“Luna?! Luna is hot man! Have you seen that face or that body! This lady is a straight 10!!! I would let her chocked me with her ta…..- We had to stop the interview after one of her fans started to be to… specific.
“Of course I know Ms. Reye!!! She is my number one choice whenever the new sessional ware comes! Nobody can do what she can!...... Well now that you mention it. This is going to be private right? Well yea, Ms. Reye is a control freak, those rumors are true. Don’t get me wrong! She usually improves on allot of things… but you know, this is our show; this is the show of our designers. Some of them feel depressed after talking with her and getting corrected…… - Commented by a President from one of the many Fashion companies Ms. Luna is known to work with
Vermilia Sataniel Infernis
Height: 188cm
Weight:???
Power and Power Rank: Spectral (Shadow & Space Manipulation) Rank S / Demon Trait (Unknown)
(Please be informed that Power’s and Power scale are under the protection of the Government and Law. This is a simple analysis from my team of analytics and multiple information providing sites and therefore they might be outdated or untrue)
Most common Hairstyle/Color: Short Dark Crimson. Pixie cut slicked back
Eye’s: Amber
Bust, Waist, Hips: ??? I love my wife so I will not comment
Role: Lead Vocalist & Singer
The comments we collected are mostly from fans and other artists who have worked with Ms. Vermilia. Unfortunately almost every single staff member refused to comment anything.
“Vermilia is the one! Vermilia is the only! There can only be Vermilia! All of you shall bow down to her greatness in the future! We the fan club of the one and only Vermilia know! And we the followers of the one and only Vermilia will give everything for her……- As you can see. This was commented by one of the leaders of the sect that worships Vermilia. It is very well known there are many of them. At least these ones didn’t comment about sacrificing their children and loved ones to her greatness”
“Shit… don’t remind me man. Are you sure my name will not pop up?.... Ok, ok. Vermilia is a bitch! All of them are fucking bitches! You know how many people got hospitalized because of her. I personally was on four shows that got cancelled because she didn’t like the lights, or background singers or some other random bullshit. Stay away from that crazy bitch if you value your life!.....- Commented by a rapper who worked a few songs with her. We will not go into any more detail since he begged us not to give something that could expose him.”
“I have only one say to say regarding Vermilia, and I think every single fan who is not part of any of her sects can agree with me, even though they are too afraid to say it out of embarrassment… STEP ON ME MISTRESS VERMILIA!!!...- Unfortunately the same fan that we had to censor regarding Ms. Luna got interviewed again somehow.
Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.
Xeranthiax Xarasx Xeramathiusx Xarantiax (Xera for short as most Fallen names are difficult to pronounce)
Height: 194cm
Weight:????
Race: Fallen Celestial
Power and Power Rank: Improved Speed Rank S/ Energy Manipulation Rank C/ Void Energy Control Rank D
(Please be informed that Power’s and Power scale are under the protection of the Government and Law. This is a simple analysis from my team of analytics and multiple information providing sites and therefore they might be outdated or untrue)
Most common Hairstyle/Color: Long Dark Raven hair. Usually in a Braided Ponytail or High Tied Bun
Eye’s: Dark Grey/Black
Bust, Waist, Hips: ??? Not that type of magazine, but daaamn
Role: Lead Dancer/ Backup Vocals
Ms. Xera unfortunately doesn’t have much of a popular career out of INFINITY L00p. She is known to join dance shows but most of the comments do come from coworkers and her fans.
“Xera is very sweet…but…. I don’t know… Ok, but I’m not sure. Kind of have a feeling that she only speaks to us out of obligation… Yea exactly. There is also this very depressing vibe around her when you speak to her alone..…- Most of the comments from the staff were the same. Xera apparently knows all names and acts like a proper lady. But people can’t shake this felling about her aura.
“I love her! She is amazing! Have you see how she dances!..... Huh? Well yea, I guess you can say that… But isn’t that simply because she’s a Fallen? My daddy said that all Fallen are very stranger. That’s why the Old gods punished them….. - A young child who wishes to be a dancer in the future commented only positively. And yes, I do agree with your father. Most of the people have forgotten, but the Fallen were a strange and dangerous race. Luckily miss Xera doesn’t look like she’s following her forefathers footsteps”
“MAN! THAT GIRL BE DAMN THI…-- How does this guy keep showing up! We’re not even interviewing on the same day… but yea I kind of agr…. Let us continue”
Ranva Hellion
Height: 180cm
Weight:???
Power and Power Rank: Improved Reflex Rank B/ Improved Strength B/ Improved Senses Rank B
(Please be informed that Power’s and Power scale are under the protection of the Government and Law. This is a simple analysis from my team of analytics and multiple information providing sites and therefore they might be outdated or untrue)
Most common Hairstyle/Color: Long Raven Haired with green highlights, shaved on one side
Eye’s: Green
Bust, Waist, Hips: ??? I apologize regarding my last comment, I love you my wife
Role: Jack of All Trade/ Biggest Energy of the Group
We were able to collect comments from various staff members and fans regarding Ms. Ranva
“ Ranva is definitely amazing! Her energy is out of this world! Both me and my friends love her!.... Well yea I heard some rumors! But what did you expect! She’s a strong independent woman! No man can hold her…-- Truthfully Ms. Ranva clearly has a big if not the biggest fan base, most of them were women for some reason. But considering you can’t throw a stick today without insulting somebodies religion or woman rights I’m going to stop here
“Ughhh… Well she definitely… energetic that is for sure…. Yea, you’re right. She is a massive pain to work with. It’s impossible to get her to play by the script and there are always difficulties….. No, If I could chose I wouldn’t work with her…-- Commented by one of the staff… apparently Ms. Ranva is known to be very difficult on the set, although her issues are not the same as Ms. Vermilia’s
“Brother… did you see that waist! Did you see those abs! I would lick those abs like th…. Huh? How do I keep finding you guys? Hahaha! The power of my motivation is strong!....—I’m not even going to comment anymore regarding this fan”
And there you have it my loyal readers! Please stay tuned! I will be attending their concert in two days and please expect a truthful article! We will get to the bottom of this!!!
Bad… Completely and….
“… Utterly Bad! What is Ozeth going to do!??”
I understand you boss, I really do. These four are a walking bomb… no! A bomb would do less damage. Truthfully… some shit that I have seen has given me nightmares. Yes, they are not the worst compared to some freaks out there… but still. But luckily I already have plan! I need to defend my honor considering the massive paycheck I’m getting. A Perma-Frost Closet is next on my shopping list.
“Boss I have an idea.” Ozeth eyes were suddenly full of hope as he looked towards me… ah boss, what would you ever do without me?
“The answer is right there! And the first step is to get…---“
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Donny
“… attend the next concert Donny! This is Ozeth’s belief and request!”
I was staring at the article, then I was staring at the demon, then I was staring at Ranva who was sitting on the kitchen counter with one hand in the whip cream, then at Xera who was having somewhat of a difficult time opening a bag of flour, then again at the demon.
“Ozeth… what have you been smoking today?! And do you have any leftover?” And by the void I hope he did. Today has been… difficult.
It all started when I got up this morning and found Xera in the living room. Apparently she woke up early and asked me if I would be willing to teach her how to make pancakes. Truthfully I saw no issue and I was more than willing to teach her.
It started pretty normally really. Xera was listening to my instructions with great focus and was asking all the right questions. Then the rest of the girls got up. Luna immediately got her interest peeked as she joined us while Ranva and Vermilia were clearly not interested. Vermilia even dropped a comment “By the void, please let there be no fire” while Ranva simply started to laugh with a “Your funeral!”… That should have been my first clue.
First Xera completely burned the oil. She turned on the stove to high and completely forgot about it… luckily there was no fire. Then Luna mixed up the salt with… the dishwasher detergent. Thank the fucking void I actually saw her or that would have ended very badly… I still don’t understand how she made that mistake.
I tried to give them something simpler then. I told Luna to stir some eggs and Xera to crush some biscuits…I can’t even explain the result of those actions. The biscuits were turned into dust… literal dust! There was no crunchiness… there was no mass actually! They were dust in every sense of the word. Luna…Luna… how do I say this… what the fuck! She grabbed the egg and then started the all traditional fight; Egg VS Kitchen Counter Edge… the counter lost… the counter FUCKING LOST! Have you ever seen somebody try breaking an egg, then that somebody instead of breaking the egg, breaks the counter and leaves a egg shaped hole…
That was the last straw and I kicked them out of the kitchen. Then suddenly Ranva was inside with the big bowl of whip cream in her hands clearly enjoying herself as her face was screaming *I told you so*. So of course I was massively happy when Ozeth showed up… I needed a distraction or just the general change of subject… but what the fuck did he say… AND WHEN DID XERA COME BACK INSIDE!!!
“Xera WA—“ But it was too late.
*POOF*
Xera ripped the flour bag so hard that it burst out all over the kitchen, and now all of us were surrounded by a white mist
“*cough, cough* Ozeth thinks, we should move to the living room, no *cough*”
“Sorry Donny *cough* Next time I will do be-- *cough* better!” There will be no next time Xera!
“Hahahhahah I told y-- *cough, cough, cough* by the void it’s in my eyes *cough, cough*” Serves you right for laughing Ranva hahahha--- *cough, cough* By the void I’m done teaching today… probably forever actually.
As we entered the living room completely covered in flour, Vermilia just smirked…
“Don’t worry darling. I ordered take out already”… Yea, yea very funny.
Luna was sitting on the couch with a clearly amused expression. As we made eye contact she actually stuck out her tongue, clearly enjoying my distress after kicking her out… By the void if Luna was there… that flour would have probably exploded or something.
“Actually Donny, lets go to the balcony, Ozeth could use a cigarette” I arched an eyebrow since I never saw Ozeth smoke, and I was clearly not the only one who found this suspicious.
“Ozeth, out with it. If your planning to complain regarding the dinner feel free to say it intron all of us” Luna crossed her arms and her amused expression was gone. She was serious as she stared down Ozeth.
“*sigh* Very well Luna… Ozeth will explain everything” So Ozeth explained one more time, and gave the rundown of the whole article to the girls as well. They… actually reacted pretty normally. They were not upset or even loud. Ranva even laughed after she heard the name
“Really! That’s his name… Pffff hahahahah!” I could only agree with her… poor guy. I cant imagine how hard it has been to… pff hard hahahahah!
But Ozeth was clearly not amused “ This is not funny Ranva! Is Ozeth the only one who sees the issue here? Please girls, this needs to be take seriously!”
“Ozeth dear, for what reason are you possibly worried?” Vermilia spoke in a relaxed tone as she pulled out her phone and started tapping” Give me a few moments and the problem will be taken care of” Why did she say that so menacingly… and what the fuck does she mean by taken care of!!?
Ozeth apparently understood as he jumped and snatched Vermilia’s phone “NO! If we do the usual way it won’t work! They could easily connect it to you girls after the calling card” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY The usual way!!! And why do you look so disappointed Vermilia!!?
“Cant we just hold a charity concert?” Xera finally spoke as she was done brushing the flour out of her hair “ It should get us some plus points” But Ozeth just shook his head in a disapproving gesture “ Wont work Xera. To late… Ozeth actually already has an idea. And its standing right in front of us”
And then he looked towards me. Both me and the girls were very confused
“It’s very simple really! Ozeth suggests that Donny comes to the concert! We will make it public as well! * The man who insulted everybody and hates INFINITY L00p gets invited! We are going to change his experience!* This will also be the excuse for the dinner! You girls took him to dinner to talk with him.” Ok this makes no sense?! And all the girls except Luna were clearly confused. Only the lady in question clearly understood as she suddenly stood up and pointed at the demon
“You want to use Donny to improve our image?!” To which he just snapped his fingers in a affirmative motion…
“OK! Wait, wait, wait! Let me get this straight” I took a deep breath as I thought about everything he said” Basically I go to the concert and act like an asshole?” I was apparently on the good track because Ozeth was nodding happily “ And then at the end of the concert I give some bullshit how I changed my ways with a big apology or something?” Ozeth then snapped his fingers towards me… “ Are you an idiot?”
Vermilia clearly agreed with me “ I have to agree with darling here” Since when am I darling? “ That is kind of…” Assisted by Ranva” Cringe!”
And I had to completely agree. It was beyond cheesy and cringe… so cringe and cheesy that it actually “ Might work… It actually might work” Xera finished my thought.
“Exactly girls! You understand where Ozeth is going” Oi! Why the fuck are you standing on the table! I'm the one who has to clean it latter “ Not only will it improve your image and put out some of the rumors!” To tell you the truth I was a little worried here. It’s clear that the girls are not completely… well normal. Not to mention this article… those comments. They have very big similarities with what Rocco and Tolgan said.
I have been here maybe one week already and the girls have been… well nice to me. Actually very nice when I think about it. But as they keep getting more relaxed, both them and me. I'm starting to see some things and hear other.
“And it will also help you Donny! Ozeth believes that this will remove allot of heat regarding your talk with Jara!” Crap his got a point
“No worries! Ozeth will have everything covered! You come and act like a asshole! Simple as that! You don’t even need to be that good at acting! And after everything we just have say how you changed your ways! Don’t worry even a script will be prepared by Ozeth’s team!” I could really use some fire extinguishing after the shit show with Jara… “Fine Ozeth… I agree”
“Wonderful Donny! Ozeth believes this will be best! Don’t worry! What could possibly go wrong!” You just had to say it… you just had to say that fucking line…