“… By the void…. My head!”

To say that my head was killing me would be a complete and utter understatement. I didn’t need to even reflect on how to much drinking such a large quantity at my age is a bad idea! But it just kind of got out of control somehow. I guess I was still very tense yesterday, and those drinks with Tolgan and Rocco were just what I needed without even knowing it. Once we started... there was no stopping us. And by the void my head! I may get drunk very easily but at least I almost never had to deal with a hangover, since my alcohol tolerance was so low I never consumed to much. I can’t even remember the last time I had a hangover, and believe me when I tell you, I didn't miss the feeling at all.

Well at least I’m extremely comfortable, and something does smell beyond nice, I don’t even remember that my bed was so comfy…. Actually… Wait! I’m actually living with the girls now. I guess somebody just brought me back last night, or maybe I’m at Tolgan’s place… I have no idea, but no way I’m opening my eyes. The sun is and forever will be my enemy in the morning. I don’t even remember fully what happened last night, it’s all there I can feel it. But I’m afraid that if I strain my brain even a little, it’s going to provoke another invasion of pain. The last thing I do remember is that we were drinking and talking about the girls… and that Busty Waitress just kept bringing more and more drinks… well fuck. Actually wasn’t there a situation with some guys… oh shit! Did we actually tie them up and use them as target practice… holy shit I really need to stop drinking.

…Meh who cares! It’s clear to me that last night was awesome! I’ll just continue sleeping to get over this hangover. And latter when I wake up, I can start using my brain again to get my memories back.

But as I tried to turn, to make myself more comfortable. I notice that I couldn’t move, something was actually applying force on my back… so I tried to stir again but It was in wane… and then I heard it. Soft breathing and an occasional small weak snore that was basically right next to me, or was it bellow me…. WAIT! WHAT?!!

I immediately opened my eyes and jerked my head trying to figure out what was going on… big mistake. Not from my eyes opening and that evil sun making its presence known to me… oh no, no, no! It was not the immediate movement of my head and jerking that caused my brain to go all ping-pong inside and cause even more pain…. Oh no, no, no! It was the now sleeping Luna bellow me.

I was asleep on top of her with her hands holding me from behind, and her tails covering the two of us. I was just above her chest completely stuck in a very good…..I mean bad position! I tried to move again but me wiggling around probably disturbed her sleeping form, as she just groaned in annoyance and pulled me harder into herself, now I was completely glued to her body…. WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE VOID IS GOING ON!!!! OK! Calm down! Just calm down!

I was able to see that both of us were fully dressed…. Why do I sound a little disappointed regarding that… ok definitely not the time for this kind of thinking! And why are we in the penthouse living room sleeping on the sofa?

“What the fuck happened tonight!!”

By the void I really need some answers here! Ok brain turn on! Come on! Start working dammit! When I need to fall asleep you remember embarrassing moments, but when it’s time for you to actually help me you refuse to communicated!

“Ozeth thinks that Donny is enjoying himself, No?”

The sound of a familiar voice made me turn my head to the side, actually I would have preferred to turn completely but Luna was not making that possible. There on the chair to our left, Ozeth was siting and drinking a cup of coffee like it was the most normal thing in the world… Is that a croissant in front of him… what the fuck is going on!

“Yep! Ozeth is right, Donny is clearly enjoying himself, but it’s also clear to Ozeth that you're confused. So let Ozeth explain what happened last night!”

And then he started to retell that tail of last night with clear amusement…

<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>

Ozeth

Ozeth came to the penthouse tonight to see the girls again. Some of the paperwork was not correct and Ozeth needed to double check with them ASAP. Of course Ozeth would have preferred to call, Ozeth would have actually preferred to do this tomorrow. That would have been even better. Unfortunately whenever Ozeth tried to reach the girls they would be unavailable, and when Ozeth thinks about delaying it until tomorrow, Ozeth remembers that Ozeth needs to finish Ozeth’s mansion as fast as possible, therefore, if Ozeth waits Ozeth will lose money.

So imagine how Ozeth was surprised when Ozeth came and only found Vermilia siting on a sofa… Ozeth was also very surprised and scared when Ozeth noticed that Vermilia was in an extremely angry state. Last time Ozeth saw her like that, Ozeth needed to pay Ozeth's cleaning crew extra. Naturally Ozeth asked Vermilia if everything was fine. Vermilia, with a voice that sounded like it came from the Void itself gave Ozeth a simple answer “Prepare your cleaning crew.”

Oh boy… Ozeth is sure somebody is going to die tonight… actually Ozeth is sure that multiple people will die tonight! Ok, think Ozeth! They didn’t have any meeting’s today; it was a free day for the girls. The girls were also in a good mood a couple of hours ago when they first came to Ozeth’s office… so either something happened on the way back… or it was—

*DING*

But Ozeth didn’t have a chance to finish that thought. The elevator door opened and both Luna and Ranva came inside… they were in a same state like Vermilia .

“WHERE IS THAT PIECE OF SHIT! I’M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!” Ranva was the first one who spoke… actually more like yell.

“Calm down Ranva… because I’m going to kill him first! You can take leftovers!” Which was followed by Luna. Ozeth didn’t know who was scarier. Vermilia who was clearly boiling and contemplating on all the way’s she was going to torture her victim.

Ranva, who was already red from rage. All of her knives were already out and by the pacing and heavy breathing with a few glances over to one of the walls, Ozeth could tell that she was contemplating about punching the mentioned wall.

Or in Luna… Who might have been acting calm and composed. But the eyes full of rage and promised menacing dread to her victim would make Ozeth pray for the poor bastard who gets captured by her.

Well Ozeth is sure now… Donny fucked up. Now Ozeth usually doesn’t involve himself with the girls when they are basically leaking unrelenting absolute rage. Ozeth likes Ozeth’s head on Ozeth’s shoulders very much. But unluckily for Ozeth. Ozeth is in the process of making a contract with Neon Magic. And Ozeth is currently negotiating with Felix regarding the said contract. If everything goes well, and Ozeth is sure that it will. The group will join Ozeth’s Infernal Voice company in a couple of months… well Ozeth was sure until now.

Ozeth now knows that if something happens to Donny, it’s going to affect Ozeth's negotiations with Neon Magic… Ozeth also likes Donny’s poached eggs, so maybe Ozeth can try to defuse the situation a little. At least reduce it from murder and torture, to bone breaking and torture.

“Now girls, Ozeth I s---“

“Shut the fuck up Imp!”

“Where the fuck did you come from Ozeth!? AND FUCK OFF! This has nothing to do with you!”

“Ozeth has a ma---“

“One more word and I’ll make sure your Perma-Frost desk burns in my blue everlasting flames… and the mansion will be next… now be quiet.”

…. Well Ozeth tried his best. Ozeth can only pray that some insane old god from the Void will dare to interfere and help you Donny… because Ozeth is sure that no sane Void God will get involved with this.

*DING*

And then the executioners sound made itself known. And Ozeth was sure that Ozeth will try Ozeth’s best to convince them to change that elevator notification. Since Ozeth will never again hear it the same after today’s murder.

The girls were already in front of the elevator as it started open, and after a quick praying motion from Ozeth, Ozeth closed his eyes waiting for the screams of pain and death… but nothing happened. Ozeth then slowly opened Ozeth’s eyes and found the girls staring at the elevator with open mouths… well Ozeth is not surprised regarding their reaction. Because Ozeth was also very confused.

There was Xera… completely red with steam coming out of her ears. She had something that looked like a crown and a… is that a scepter? Yes there was a scepter attached to her waist. But no! That was not the most confusing part. Xera was basically doing a princess carry with Donny. Who had both of his arms over her neck as he was humming a happy tune. Completely oblivious to the three deaths in front of him…

“Ohhhhhh! Hey girls! Whaaats up!!!” Donny was clearly drunk. His cheeks and nose were both red, and the way he was speaking and slurring were clear signs of it. The girls in question just kept staring at the scene in open shock. Xera on the other hand was just standing there frozen with her face more red then Donny’s nose.

After a few moments of silence Donny just shrugged and looked towards Xera

“What’s wrong with them My Princess?” Princess?! What?! Yes, Ozeth is definitely confused. But Xera just took a deep breath and Ozeth could swear she went even redder at that. Donny then again just shrugged and continued “Anyway! Thank you for carrying me princess. Your chivalry can only be matched by your beauty, oh and a reward of course!” And then he kissed her on the cheek.

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Now Ozeth needed a few moment’s to process what happened next. Xera could apparently become even redder, then she let go of Donny… who against all odds landed on his feet elegantly. Then without delay she just half ran towards her room without even stopping or acknowledging any of the girls. Then she slammed the door.

*SLAM*

…Poor door…

The first to recover from all of that was Ranva who started to approach him clearly ready to give him a piece of her mind..

“You have allot to explain you dick! First regarding that fucking note! And then for this mess! Do you have a… Hey… remove that deadpanned expression from your face before I fucking remove it wi----huh?”

Ozeth was sure that Ranva was going to punch him… actually Ranva brought out her knives halfway once she noticed his expression. Ozeth saw Ranva’s before like that, and Ozeth was sure that this was it, Donny was going to die. But as soon as Ranva made it close enough to Donny. He just bent over and raised her shirt…. Huh?!

“Hmmm… you should have been there with us. Your abs are amazing for some Shocking-Touch shots! Meh! No biggie! We can go next time!!!” And then… he kissed it. Ozeth just saw Donny kiss Ranva’s bellybutton…Did Ozeth mention that Ozeth was confused? Because Ozeth is beyond confused now! And Ozeth really needs to find out what drink did Donny have. Ozeth needs to try it.

Ranva on other hand was frozen solid. She was not moving, she was not even looking at Donny. She was just staring at the now closed door of the elevator. Then like somebody dropped a pin, Ranva let go of her knives and disappeared without a word. Ozeth was only able to hear the sound of a door slamming in the back

*SLAM*

...Poor, poor door! And beautifully executed! Ozeth has a mastery, but Ranva clearly has skill.

Vermilia and Luna were just standing there with their mouths open again. Ozeth doesn’t blame them. Ozeth’s mouth was also open, both of Ozeth's mouths actually. Donny then looked towards the two of them, and scrunched up his face like he was thinking of something. Then he clearly decided on his next move, since he moved in front of Vermilia and put his arms on his hips… Well good bye Donny, Ozeth was glad to know you.

Vermilia, who beat him in height for a good head and a half just looked down towards him and the shocked expression was replaced with a menacing stare. What made that look even scarier was the tail. It was now swaying behind her left with the stinger completely out on the tip… it was a clear sign that Vermilia was pissed and angry.

“Vermilia.”

“Yes Donny… now if yo—“

“We need to go to prison.”

Those words made Vermilia speechless. By the void! Don’t interrupt Vermilia! Never interrupt Vermilia when she is upset! Ozeth was also sure that her shutting up was not because of shock, but because of the unrelenting rage that was bubbling in her… And Ozeth was right since Vermilia’s Short Dark Crimson hair was starting to extend slowly and flick of black red flame could be seen forming… Last time Vermilia’s demonic hair came out like that, Ozeth had to call three cleaning crews!

“Wh…Why?” Vermilia's voice was not even normal anymore, it sounded like there were three different voices speaking at the same time... Stop Donny! Run for the hills! There is no ho--

“Because we need to visit your father!” By the void he is going in without any fear for his life! “Since he clearly stole all the stars and placed them in your eyes!”

Well… this confirms it. If Ozeth ever tells this story, nobody will ever believe Ozeth. Maybe because Ozeth heard such a cheesy line that made Ozeth’s face cringe. Especially because Ozeth just witnessed such a cheesy line, used on a woman like Vermilia. Maybe because that line actually shocked the said woman out of any thoughts and motion. Or maybe, just maybe, that the said line made Vermilia drop her guard. Then Donny, without any thought about his safety used this opportunity to grab her head and pulled her down to his eye level… and then kissed….. her nose?!

“Yep! I was right your nose is very sweet! And those eyes! By the void, those eyes are amazing… and since I’m still not satisfied” And then he kissed her nose again… AGAIN! IN THE NAME OF ALL THE FORGOTEN SEALS THAT HOLD THE VOID IN BAY! NOT ONE TIME! BUT TWO TIMES! ON VERMILIA!!!

They were frozen in that position for about half a minute. Ozeth was not sure what was going on, Ozeth actually got worried that he got a heart attack and that he died, and this was the afterlife, being frozen in your last moment’s.

But after another half a minute, making it basically a full minute of both Vermilia and Donny not moving, Vermilia was the one who acted first. She just gently grabbed Donny’s arms and removed them. Then she turned around and started to leave. She was walking like it was the most normal day in the world, and she was on the street going somewhere unimportant.

Vermilia then opened the door, walked inside with one of her hands still on the knob… and after a few second

*SLAM*

She slammed the door so hard that cracks formed all around the wall, and even a few picture frames in the living room fell down… That Poor, Poor, Poor Door!

Ozeth has to say… that he has seen a complete and utter dominant victory. It was 4v1… well 3v1 since Xera gave a straight surrender… but still! Well played Mr. Porter, well played. Now there was only one.

And right on cue Donny looked towards Luna.

Now people can say whatever they want. Yes, Vermilia is probably the baddest bitch on this side of the planet, actually no, Ozeth is wrong; she is the baddest bitch on this side of the planet. When Vermilia walks the street people go to the other side, when Vermilia speaks everybody shuts up… when Vermilia is upset… start running for the hills and never look back.

But Ozeth… Ozeth and a few smart people are scared of Luna more. Vermilia will tell you straight to your face and kill you right there and now if she deems so… but Luna, oh noooo! Luna will act composed, nice, professional… and the she will destroy your life behind the scenes in such a way that you will never-ever even think about crossing her ever again. Not to mention a very small people saw Luna angry… Nobody wants to see Luna angry.

And Luna now… well Ozeth has no idea how to interpret. It’s clear Luna is nervous and shocked… she should be. Donny just dominated the three girls without taking any damage, a perfect run. So it was understandable that she looked a few times towards her door clearly deciding if she should just take a run for it… Ozeth is mostly surprised regarding that. No matter how much Donny shocked them… Ozeth was sure they were going to kill him… actually they will probably kill him in the morning, but he bought some time.

After one more glance at the door and then at Donny, she made a resolved face… oh shit! Her business face is on. Luna casually walked towards the sofa and took a seat. She crossed her legs and started inspecting the nails on her right hand, like there was something there to see… Ozeth can hear boss music now.

“Well Donny, first off before you say anything let me go first. I am extremely disappointed and upset with you. “There was no emotion behind her voice, she was completely calm and composed as she continued to speak, not even making eye contact with him. “ Yes, we did make a mistake today with those clothes, and I do apologize. That I will admit was our fault and I ask for your forgiveness.” Donny arched an eyebrow at her clearly a little surprised… NO DONNY! Don’t fall for her tricks! You have no idea how many times Ozeth fell for the same thing! She is setting you up! “But I believe your actions were… well I dare say, low and unnecessary tonight. That note made no sense, and caused us to worry. You should have written it down properly and gave us the correct information. Then there is the mess around the room. I don’t know if you were looking for something or you were just throwing a tantrum… but everything was done very poorly. You could have very easily left a proper message, or even informed the reception. I understand that you don’t have a phone, but you could have also bought one today. You were also with both Tolgan and Rocco if I am not mistaken. They could have easily provided you with Ozeth’s number to contact us from their phone, or any house and payphones around and in the bar. You knew where we were and what we were doing. But you went and got drunk none the less. Now drinking I can understand, all of us like to drink. But as per your contract, you are available 24/7 to use unless specified with an advance warning. And you coming so drunk that you clearly can’t function properly is just unprofessional. “She is going full out. Ozeth knows that pain… Ozeth never wants to be on the end of one of those speeches. “So please, your actions today are unacceptable for a man of your age and intelligence, I demand a immediate apology, and I am seriously rethinking our arrangements. Your next words will determine your future and whether not you get to keep your job. Please, choose them wisely.” And then Luna finally looked towards him with those same emotionless eyes.

Ok…. Ozeth…. Ozeth is surprised. Luna actually gave him a small chance here… but no…. it was not small. It was molecular. She has completely dominated this. Any excuse or counter that Donny can give she can counter. She has closed almost all of them in her speech. Ozeth is only surprised she is actually giving him a chance to speak. But unfortunately there is no answer here, Ozeth will do a prayer tonight for the Insane Old God who decided to bless you tonight, but even he can’t win against Lu---

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

….Ok Ozeth is wrong… Ozeth should have gotten some popcorn… scratch that. Ozeth would be chocking now if Ozeth was eating popcorn.

Luna’s composed face was replaced with another one of utter shock. She even looked towards Ozeth to see if Ozeth understood what Donny said… but Ozeth just shook his head, Ozeth also had no idea what was going on.

“And you? Forgive me? You’re mistaken about something Luna!” And now Donny started to move towards Luna while pointing his finger “YOU SHOULD BE ASKING FOR MY FORGIVNES!!! YOU ALSO NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!”

“W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w—w-w-WHAT!?” And then Donny was right in front of her with his finger just an margin away from her nose

“I don’t give a fuck about my clothes! I know my fashion sucks! I was even fucking willing to change my fashion sense for you girls!” Oh no! Did Donny make a mistake she can co—

“I don’t care about that! What I care is about your damned smile!!!”

Sorry……..WHAT!? And Ozeth was clearly not the only one with that question on Ozeth's mind since it was clear Luna’s brain was out of service as well.

“That smile! That stupid damned smile of yours! I would jump of a building for that damned smile! I would even stop my morning coffee and cigarette, just to see that damned smile! That damned beautiful smi….” And then without any warning Donny fell on top of Luna

“What! Wait Donny! Y-y-y-you can’t! I-I-I-I m-m-mean Ozeth is h-here a—“But Luna got interrupted by…

*Snoreeee*

...Donny who fell asleep on top of her… IN THE NAME OF ALL THE FORGOTEN SEALS THAT HOLD THE VOID IN BAY! DONNY JUST DID A COMPLETE AND DOMINATING VICTORY!

Luna tried to get out, but as soon as she would start to move Donny would just grumble in his sleep and grab her even more tightly. Then she looked towards Ozeth. Her eyes were screaming for help.

So Ozeth complied and did the only thing that Ozeth could do at that moment. He threw a blanked over them and left.

“ OZEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!!”

<<<<<<<>>>>>>>

“So Ozeth can only say that Ozeth is more than impressed. Now good luck Donny, you are going to need it today. And Ozeth will be proud to pay and make your tombstone

Donny

And then Ozeth disappeared, leaving me alone with the still sleeping Luna...

“IN THE NAME OF ALL THE FORGOTEN SEALS THAT HOLD THE VOID AT BAY! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?”

I remember everything… EVERYTHING! From the Dirty Mug with Xera, to… by the void I basically assaulted Ranva… and I can’t believe what kind of a cheesy line I used on Vermilia!!! And Luna! By the void!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!

OK! Calm down Donny! It’s fine Donny! You can do this Donny! You’re still alive Donny… And why the fuck is Donny talking to himself in third person! Freaking Ozeth!

“Ok, ok, ok, ok … It’s fine! I can explain this! I…I’ll just talk with the girls! I can explain th—“

“Oh really?” My blood froze at the sound of the voice that came bellow me. Then two hands gently grabbed my head and turned it to the side. I was now looking directly with just a margin of distance away from Luna’s one visible azure blue eye. Our noses were even touching and I could smell her breath that still had a hint of cherry’s… oh shit

“Please Donny, explain.” I swallowed my spit loudly, and by the void I was glad that all of my blood was frozen or I would be beyond red.

“I-I-I m-m-maybe w-w-e should m-m-move. So that we c-c-can talk n-n-normally… yes?” I tried to get up but Luna was not letting go. In fact, her tails started to go around me and between my legs and arms, I was immediately entangled. One of her arms move to the back of my head, while other grabbed my waist and pulled me, nullifying any distance I have made. Then she basically pureed into my face

“Oh, no, no, no! We can’t have that. You might jump off a building because of me, how I am going to take responsibility then?”

Then she smiled… That damned smile… That damned beautiful smile scared the shit out of my today. By the void I’m going to die.