Author note: Sorry for not posting for a while now!
Midterms are hitting me hard and i'm pressured to ace 'em or i'm screwed.......like really, i'll have to sell my ps4! ........i dont want to do that!!
Either way, i apologize for the lack of content as of late.
I hope this 7.6K chapter makes up for it......
This is the side chapter i created for the Wizards of Wonderland contest.....and the final version of it.
Anyhow, i apologize that this isn't an actual chapter....
Also, i avoided the "XX.5" because i'm not sure when this takes after.....so yeah, i'm sorry.
This chapter doesn't spoil anything as well, so worry not......
Again, sorry...
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“Yet again.......i’ve been thrown out of Heaven yet again!!!!”
Dammit! why?!
Why am i being thrown out over and over again?!
And to begin with, where am I!?
If i remember correctly, i was cleaning the mansion per usual when a sudden window appeared requesting me to participate in a game....this is Than’s case all over again.
Oh, how rude of me.
Hello, My name is Alex!
As for the Than that i just called out to, or to be more precise Thanatus, is the Goddess of Death and is one of those who wanted to kill me....but with some sort of complicated events and circumstances, she became my so called Maid--’Slave’
I work for the Goddess of Beauty Acidalia as her butler......but this is truly weird.
I take a look around me and all i see is a grass field.
“This.....there isn't anyone here except for me....right? this does seems to be the same kind of ‘dead’ world that i’ve been to last time.......hopefully there aren’t any zombies in this one....”
I shiver at the thought of remembering that event....
To begin with, the only way a person is able to leave Heaven or Hell is by visiting one of these dead worlds. worlds that have been died off with no living beings dwelling within them.
They’re under the control of some Gods from Hell....
This means that i’ve been sent here by a God.
I shrug off the bad feeling and nausea and prepare to scan the area.
And grass stretches until it touches the horizon......
“Indeed....this doesn’t seem to be a world similar to earth....in fact, this one seems closer to Yggdrasil.”
As a former champion of Yggdrasil, blessed by Odin, my senses are sharper than that of humans.
Really, having drank from the fountain of knowledge--Mímir is truly a bless in disguise...
Anyhow, time to get this thing on track...no?
“But still! This grass is so long.....it can reach up until my thigh! Someone’s got to trim it.....”
Not that i’m going to do it~!
“Kekeke~”
As i chuckled at my own stupidity, an alarm like sound began to hit off from all around me.
It was so loud that you wouldn’t be surprised to find the world shaking at the might of its volume.
And yet, nothing shook but Alex.
“T, this.......Insi, de....My He..........ad...........?!”
As the alarm began to sound even louder, i dropped to the ground powerless, stunned.
「Ehm, Ehm. Test! Test 1, 2, 3!!」
A sudden, just as loud voice began ringing right inside Alex’s head.
Alex couldn’t make out whether it was a male or a female’s voice due to its sheer loudness.
Alex groaned as he gritted his teeth in pain, the utter headache would easily knock him unconscious if he wasn’t dead already.
「Oops! I got the volume on max by accident~ Teehee~~!」
As her voice got a bit fainter, It became clear that it belonged to a female. But then again, the sheer volume was lowered considerably, but not to the point of having Alex regain his sense of balance and stand up.
「So as i was saying! For various reasons i cannot state who i am...but i'm sure that all of you have resolved yourselves...no? i mean, this is a death game y’know!」
Another one?!
Are we seriously doing another death game?!
I’m getting bored of these as of late, you got it?!
I’m already dead!
Threatening someone who’s cause of death is suicide is useless, dammit!
The sweet voice coughed, perhaps clearing its throat for the next piece of information regarding this game. she then continued「Now then! as all of you have been wondering, We have given you all a piece of power! it’s the so called ‘Magic Skills’ y’know! Of course, we sealed all of your previous abilities in order to make this game more fair....and if you want to unlock an ability you originally had, it will require you to get one kill! Now then, to check on the number of survivors and the type of magic you have, your status menu shall do!」
Really?!
Are you really dumping all this information on me while i’m crawling in all fours on the ground!?
I can taste the dirt in my mouth y’know! it ain’t pretty!!
And this grass....Isn’t actually bad?
Hmm Hmm.....
I must take another bite to make sure!
.........Oh right, i’m supposed to be in the middle of a death game at the moment.........
Well whatever, a few won’t hurt.
I also don’t need to listen to this shit since it’s always the same, check your status ‘cause we changed them, blah blah blah.
I’d rather eat this tasty looking grass!
But still, even though its so long...it has this addicting flavor y’know?
It’s neither sweet nor sour.....not spicy yet not mild!
Really, what kind of flavor is this?
I’ve never had anything of the sort before....
Now then, since the voice went out, can i move my body again?
Moving My middle finger.......check.
Alright! seems like everything’s back to normal!
With that, I attempted the all too famous jump, that is the kick up.
I pulled my legs up to my chest, bent my knees and positioned my hands beside my ears.
I put all my strength and weight into my shoulders, straighten my legs toward the sky and jumped!
「Oh yeah, i forgot to tell you.....but there could only be one winner! And even though you’re all dead, with the blessing of the Goddess of Death, you all can be killed and sent to the void! Where your souls will be mushed together into oblivion!! All the best~」
Fuck! This bastard!!
Just before i could land, i lost all the power in my body due to the voice being transmitted straight into my brain and fell face first into the dirt.
“OUCH!!!..................Grrrrrr.......”
I growled at the person who was transmitting these messages.....damn you!
After learning my lesson and enough patience for a few minutes, i got up normally.
“Pout! bleeeh!”
Spitting a mouthful of dirt, evidence that this place has saw rain despite the current sunny, cloudless sky.
This taste sucks!
I need to replace this....with a better flavor!
I quickly grabbed a handful of these long strands of grass, and began munching on them.
“This taste is better than anything i’ve ever had!”
I repeated again my true feelings, and decided to walk to the left.
“Don’t they say that by walking to the left you’d find the exit in a maze?”
Well, turning left continuously would only make me go in a circle, so going left once and then proceeding straight is what a smart person such as i would do!
“Hehehe~ i sometimes frighten myself of how smart i could get!”
This laughter continued for a bit.....or to be more precise, until the sun that was brimming with heat in the center of the sky made its way toward the horizon, kissing it good night.
“T-this is......i’m starting to have second thoughts....”
It’s not that i’m tired at all, but the fact that the scenery hasn’t changed at all despite me walking until night time.
The unchanging scenery would surly make a normal person go insane with thinking that they’re moving in circles, but having this grass is somehow keeping me from going into corners that shouldn't. although second thoughts are something that every human being would have.
“Alright......this has skipped my mind while i was enjoying my snack, but shouldn’t i be checking my status menu? it might contain some information about this place...”
Although this isn’t the first or even the second time i’ve been involved in such messed up games, every time a God would take his liberty and change the status menu to his liking.
“Status!”
Alison AlexRank???*
“.....?”
This is weird.....
Does this mean that the God of Ranks Hesti has nothing to do with this?
Even though most of the time he does....
That’s when a sudden pop up appeared.
*You are not in a field under the influence of the God of Ranks, Thus The Status above is nulled. the status menu shall be updated now.
And as soon as i finished reading the pop up, it disappeared.
replacing it was a weird Menu that i haven’t seen before.
Alison AlexWizard RankSSS*
Wait what?!
I’m rank SSS!?
Even though i was rank G....
Well, Woohoo!!
I’m actually ranked the highest!!!
And this ‘Wizard Rank’..... what’s that?
Oops, i was so excited about finally being level SSS that i’ve forgot to read the second menu bellow the personal information.
Due to the certain circumstances that you are in, You have been given the rankings of this world itself. This is the blessing of the God of Knowledge, Giving the ability to use magic to all races including humans, who lack the ability to do so. all further abilities are locked except for the one given until all conditions are met.
That’s it?
Where’s my SSS ranked magic’s skill information?!
Also, what about the numbers of survivors?!
This isn’t what i’ve been promised!
“Ohh, Another pop up?”
I’m getting tired of these.
I really am!
It’s like those annoying ads on the internet.
Oh how i’ve missed the internet.
But seriously, couldn’t they’ve done a better and more efficient way to organize all that information into a single menu?
The master mind, perhaps the God of Knowledge is an amateur.
Ironic, no?
The God of Knowledge not having the knowledge to tweaking the status menus.
But still, i’m very interested in my magic power!
Since its rank SSS, then it must be super powerful, right?!
See-Through vision.Number of Survivors124/300
Explain no more.
See-Through vision?
To put it simply, X-ray vision?
No wonder its rated SSS!
“Finally, i have the power that every man or lesbian has ever dreamed of!”
Muhahaha!
May all females submit to my mighty power!
The number of the deceased are 176?
They all got killed in mere hours?
Who cares!
They’ll all fall before my mighty power sooner or later anyway!
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“W-woah! i beg you, please don’t do it!”
Before me were three, naked girls with their throat slit, motionless.
All of them had black hair, but cut into different lengths.
On the left had her hair pretty long, while the middle had hers shoulder length.
But my favorite one, the one with the biggest mountains that could easily be 95D had curled her hair into twin-tails were in the right.
But pity, they were all dead.
Even though we’re already all souls, with the blessing of Thanatus, my so called maid, killing is possible.
This is exactly why i hate dead worlds! all of them have her blessings ‘cause they aren’t included in the after life!!
Oh right, as for myself?
I am currently bowing my head toward the woman who killed all three of those beauties.
Of course, she’s naked as well!
But i must make sure she doesn’t know that...or i’m dead.
The girl in question also had black hair, and her face looked pretty familiar as well.
It looked pretty similar to the ones lying on the ground.
It might be that all four of them are siblings......she’s pretty cruel if that’s truly the case.
But it isn’t my place to judge people!
Of course, while using the ultimate stance, the dogeza, i am enjoying the grass that i’ve bestowed the name ‘Wondrous Grass’ upon while begging for my life.
Haha, i made sure to enjoy my power to the fullest as well.
I was peeking on the girls while they were about to go to bed, only to have one of the black haired sisters slaughter the rest in their sleep.
Perhaps it was her own way of showing mercy.
She swung her hands and their throats where slit.
This is just a guess, but i think she can manipulate Wind.
Not to mention, they’re all humans.
I wish it was an elf....but those mountains are a sure treat to the eye!
But meh, i got discovered when i tried to take a closer look at the sister on the left.....i mean, hers were just.....phew.
Thank god all the people who are sent to the after life are in their original form, that means no surgery were done to ‘em, which ultimately means those huge cushions are 100% natural!
The girl, which was aiming her hand toward the groveling me, narrowed her deep black eyes.
Not that i can see it for myself.
Geh....it can’t be that she guessed what i’ve been doing while groveling....right?!
Alright, time to make my move before she does!
I put strength into my legs, and sprung from my stance, extending both of my arms toward her neck.
As if she was expecting the move, the black haired woman Smiled and swung her hand downwards while shouting 『Slice!』
But since i already anticipated such a move, i bent my body forward, and changed my posture from trying to strangle her to that of tackling her.
My body came into contact with hers, and i entangled my arms behind her back and changed my center of gravity downward.
Slight pain ran through my back. Perhaps her attack hit me...but hopefully, its just a graze.
We both hit the ground, and i made absolutely sure to cushion my fall with her body.....especially my head.
.....If you got the gust of what i mean.
Either way, from the effect of the fall she lost conscious.
Perhaps she hit her head pretty hard.....no, it must be that.
“Phew, i almost thought she’d kill me! well, as a Gentleman, shouldn’t i save her.....? no, to begin with, i am a man who prefers looking at girls naked with his x-ray vision.......but as a Gentleman, i can’t really kill her....but i want my powers....but i can’t kill her.....I.AM.A.MAN!”
And as a true Gentleman, i shall kill her in the most painless way possible!
Seeing as there are no weapons near here, and i’m too lazy to go over and check the ladies if they had any. so i went with the most simple way possible.
Choking.
I reached out toward her neck, but my hand slipped~
“Oops, that’s not her neck~!”
The girl moaned in her sleep as her hair got raffled.
No no, i shouldn’t be doing this!
A-anyhow, let’s try again.
I reached out toward her neck, this time without missing, and closed my hand on her frail, undefended neck.
Her skin was not white, and yet not tanned as well, which showed that she was moderately exposed to the sun.
I put all of my strength into that frail neck, hoping to finish her as quickly as possible.
But she soon awoke, her face twisted in pain.
Color was drained from her face, but she somehow made a smile.
She smiled.
She.....smiled in the face of death.
It was a self mocking smile.
With her eyes soon losing their color, she moved her hand toward me.
I, Of course, didn’t move at all.
Air went through my hand that was choking, and a small cut was made through it.
I didn’t faze through the slight pain, and soon the whites of her eyes appeared as she lost all strength and her extended hand fell to the ground.
She might be regretting killing the other three, but poor you....there’s no after life to apologize to them.
Anyhow, after a few minutes of killing her, a strange menu appeared before me.
Super Human StrengthSuper Human SpeedThe Ability To See MagicThe Ability To Stop MagicIce MagicGravity MagicWind MagicFire MagicInferno MagicDragon’s ArtGod’s ArtDemon’s Art
The list continues on, to the point that i had to scroll down many times.
“Woah...now that i’ve seen it, i have so many skills.....i never used them so...i kinda forgot about their existence..”
But seeing this in person, it must mean that i get to chose one of them...right?
“Well then, since i killed this beauty with the ability to control Wind....i’ll go with Wind magic!”
And with that, i pressed the place with the ‘Wind Magic’
Are You Sure?YesNo
“Yes!”
I quickly pressed yes as well.
“And.....there’s nothing. where’s the light? where’s the fluffiness and fuwa fuwa-ness that anime has promised me when getting a new power?!”
I’m disappointed by the system made by these people!
If this was a virtual reality game, i would send a complaint!!
Anyway, i’m a bit tired...
I want to find somewhere to sleep, but it’s only been a grassland...even after walking for half a day.
Since these girls planned to sleep in this grass.....mayhaps it be comfortable?
After lying down for a bit.....”It’s not comfortable at all!”
And with that, i went with plan B.
I got myself a pillow.
Because we’re all dead, our bodies were provided by the afterlife management office.
Although they can omit heat and consume food and other body functions, they are by no means perfect.
For example, even though the bodies are dead, they will not rot.
Heck, they won’t even get cold.
Although the eyes would look vacant and unresponsive, the heat being omitted by it is the same as an alive person.
That being said, a girl’s soft body would make the perfect pillow...no?
A lap pillow perhaps....or if i was bold, i could aim for something higher!
No! because i’m a pure man, i couldn’t go past the lap pillow!
And with that, i probably slept soundly while blushing.
.......I hope.
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See-Through vision.All Types Of Wind MagicNumber of Survivors72/300
“Woah, the number of survivors are decreasing at a frightening speed......perhaps i’m not the only one with SSS rated skill.....?”
Well, this proves that some had really useless powers while other have over-the-top ones....
Still, my X-Ray vision is the best!
With a little training, i realized it could be used in many ways.
Of course, i used the dead bodies of the beauties as test subjects!
Its like a certain novel i read a while back, where the main character had to concentrate mana into his eyes in order to see the future....
But in this case, i can control what parts i can see through!
for example, if i cut the mana, my vision returns to normal.
If i were to use a bit of mana, and i really mean a bit, i’d be able to see through their clothes.
If i use even more, i’d see through their skin and so on.
Heck, i can see through their existence itself and look through their background!
Another interesting theory came up while i was in the middle of testing things out and that is, can i see through lies?
Can i see through magic?
For example, if someone were to cast a spell, can i see through it, understand it, and counter it?
Really interesting stuff came up once i thought real hard about it, but most of them are untestable with dead bodies....
And that concluded my morning activities!
At the moment, i’m still walking through this grass land, munching on the grass per usual.
Honestly, a human’s ability to adapt to almost every environment is frightening....
“Still though....there are some guys here with some skill......i mean, wiping all those people in a matter of a day......i should be careful!”
Who knows what might come up at this rate.....what if someone has the same ability as i do?
Will he be able to see me naked?!
Noo!
I don’t want to be seen naked by anyone!!
Correction, i don’t want to be seen naked by any guy!!!
As for girls....although it isn’t as big as Jesus, i’m quite proud of my manliness!
“Wait.....is this how girls would feel like when they realize that someone with X-Ray vision could be seeing through them.......?”
I awoke to a conscious, but was quickly suppressed by my inner desires.
“Who cares! ignorance is a bless!! all i have to do is not let them think that!!!”
“Fufufu~ Are you done with your one-man’s act?”
The voice came from behind me, so i quickly turned around only to see a naked beauty, holding her hand on her chin while laughing seductively.
She was quite tall, probably as tall as i am if not taller.
Oh yeah, for your information, i’m a hot 21 years old guy, with black hair and dark eyes that are common in Japan!
Of course, i am hot.
I cannot stress enough how important it is for you to realize that me, Alex, is hot!
Seriously though, i am hot!!
I-it’s not like i’m a 50-something years old v-virgin.....
I-it’s just that i was killed in my first life, in Yggdrasil when all i thought of was battle and war!
And when i came to my senses, i was reincarnated as a Japanese, only to be labeled a suicider by the after life after the age of 21!
I was tricked, you hear me.....tricked!!!
I want to reincarnate again and hopefully lose my cherry!!!
“Oh.....is this my flashback?”
Remembering my life, isn’t this exactly what a flashback is?
Either way, the naked beauty before me smiled like that of a devil.
Her smile could only be compared to that of Cheshire’s cat.
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“Keh, like hell i’ll let you kill me! at least let me massage that small chest of yours!!”
I uttered that sentence, which raised my own death flag.
Damn.
Well, if i was going to die anyway, i’d rather look at this beauty to the fullest.
She had Emerald long, straight hair. it honestly looked like a sea of silk, that which i want to swim in.
Her eyes Emerald eyes captured every man or beast alike, and her pointy ears would make every nerd and man to bow before her.
Of course, her small chest added more to her charm rather than decrease it.
Also, i’m a person who likes all breasts. all of them are great. breasts are full of men’s dreams!
To put it simply, all those are the characteristics of Forest Elves.
“I’m sorry, boy.....but it seems like there aren’t that many survivors left~ So.....you might be one of the few strong left, so i’m not going to hold back at all....and immediately kill you~? Just know that i’ve given you a good chance to struggle seeing that i’ve called out to you.”
Oh?
That arrogant attitude.....
Is she perhaps thinking that no matter what, she’ll emerge victorious?
Alright, time to bring out the big guns!
“P-please d-don’t do anything to me........!”
I drop down on all fours.
Indeed, this is my ultimate skill.....The dogeza stance!
“Fufufu~ So you’re simply a coward~? and here i thought you were quite strong...”
She said dejectedly.
Fufufufu my ass! i can kill the likes of you in mere seconds!!
Just you wait, i’ll come up with something so good that you’ll be shamed to even poke out your face from your forest!!
And before i could say my clever comeback, the earth rumbled, shook with all its might.
I didn’t let out a side because i thought it was a normal earthquake, those which were normal back in big old japan.
But for the forest elves, it shouldn’t be as so.
And yet....no sound was uttered
I slowly lifted my head, only to see her not there at all.
In her place was a huge rock, erasing every presence that a living being ever stood there.
A crater was made beneath the so called rock.
I approached it slowly, and descended the crater.
The crater was about 5 meter in diameter and a bit deep. it held the rock at its center.
The girl was standing a bit ways away from me, so the shock wave didn’t reach me at all.....perhaps this is a meteor.
Of course, the grass that covered that area is nowhere to be seen.
“This.....”
If not for the blood that covered the bottom of the meteor, and the area around it, then i wouldn’t believe the elf was even there.
But the blood was real.
Even though we had fake bodies, they still had blood within them for us to feel more like...home.
“Phew.....although i wanted to massage those perky add-ons, i’m thankful to god for his help...”
Yup, that really saved me!
...........Wait a second.
Those gods’ are all stupid and self centered....they’re never to be trusted...
Yes, i’m speaking out of personal experience here.
“Shit....it can’t be.....”
I quickly shot my neck upward, and my worst fears manifested.
“Is this how people were dying so fast......?!”
Above me were countless burning meteors, trying to enter our atmosphere.
This is, of course, with the help of my X-Ray vision.
I could see through the clouds and everything that could block my sight....
“Oh......t-this is bad......”
There was a single meteor that stood out from the few hundreds out there, it boasted the sheer size of at least a few kilometers.
“Yup....this is pretty bad....”
It looked as if its heading pretty slowly, but by no means was it like that.
Soon enough, it’ll block the sun....or at least that's what it seems like.
Of course i can stop something of that level pretty easily, but i simply don’t want to!
I-its not like i’m lying...okay!?
“A-anyway, let’s run!”
It’s not like running would do anything, but getting the hell out is better than doing nothing!
And indeed, after a few hours of running, the sun was blocked by the mentioned meteor....and countless others.
“D-damn! we’re going to be wiped at this rate!!”
Not just me, probably everyone else would as well!
I have no idea what the prize for this death game is, because i frantically agreed without reading the whole thing...i mean, who reads terms and conditions when installing a software?!
Anyhow, if this is something a player did, then he must be pretty desperate for the prize!
“U-uweeeeeeeh!”
And before long, found a small girl crying in the ground.
Although i said ‘small’, she looked pretty much at the highschool age.
She simply gave the aura of a ‘small animal’
She was white haired, blacked eyes girl.
She bent down on the ground, crying.
She didn’t even bother holding her hands near her eyes, nor did she bother wiping the tears.
Simply put, she was crying out of despair.
Also, it seems she’s wearing a a school uniform.
Perhaps she’s one of the followers of the Hesti?
Although i hate that guy, he does have a lot of female followers.....and he likes cosplay as well....
Well, it might be that she’s simply a human like myself.
Though its weird for her to wear a blue and white sailor uniform...
I think those were abolished back in japan.....right?
I don’t remember.
Either way, as a man myself, i must not let a girl’s tears go wasted!
She’s as flat as a board though....but as i said before, i like them in all sizes!
D-don’t worry girl...i’ll massage them so they’ll get bigger!
“Hey....don’t cry.....! as a man, i can’t stand to see a girl’s tears........!”
Kekekeke~ That was pretty cool!
Oh no, i might fall for myself at this rate!!
“M-mister.....”
Shhh i whispered as my index finger touched her soft lips.
“This mister is going to take care of it all~”
I said as i winked at her.
The girl brightened up, but soon succumbed back to despair as she thought it was impossible for someone to save her.
Damn! i’m so cool!!
Don’t worry girl, i’ll make you fall for me so hard that you’ll forget everything!
Also, as you have noticed, the girl isn’t naked.
I turned off the X-Ray vision in order to save up on mana.
“Now then.....”
Should i use king-class magic Barrier?
Oh yeah, there are many classes for magic and king class is like something bellow God and Celestial class.
To put it simply, its third to best.
“ 『I, The Bearer of All Knowledge Request Thee, The King of The Wind. Blow Thy Tempest Over Thine’ Sky And Grace Thee With Your Wind.』
『Tempest Barrier!』”
While saying the incantation, i aimed my fully opened palm toward the sky, and clouds gathered.
Tempest Barrier, a king class magic.
It’s included in the wind magic category, so it’s something i’ve learned a while back.
Now then, if it’s doing its job correctly....then countless wind blades should be up in the sky, slicing everything that comes into contact with it.
Although its called a barrier, its job is anything but defense.
Defense is simply the after effect of what it does.
“With this, All the meteors around here should turn into dust~”
I said while revealing a gentle smile.
Yes, fall for me even more!!
The girl looked up toward me, and revealed a big smile, unlike the previous expression which was full of despair.
She then looked above, where most of the meteors were turned into dust.
The dust rained down, but i made sure that the air was cool enough to not burn us.
“Kekekeke, Time to turn my vision on!”
“Eh....?”
Oops, did i say that out loud?
Hopefully she didn’t get what i mean...
Well, i smiled back at her....
Oh...now she looks frightened...
D-don’t worry, i don’t bite!
I-i’m not planning anything naughty!!
.........That you know of~
With that being said, i concentrated mana into my eyes....
“...............!”
W-what?!
H-how can this be?
Not again.....!
E-even though my maiden sensor didn’t act up....
T-this.....
I-its a guy......?!
“Y-you.......a-are you a man........?”
“.........w-wha............N-no!”
“Say no more. 『Slice!』”
With that, i cleanly severe her head from her body while manly tears rolled down from my eyes.
“W-why......w-why is the world so cruel.........?!”
And with that, the skill menu appeared again.
I quickly chose Super Human Speed.
Are You Sure?YesNo
“..........Yes.”
I clicked the ‘Yes’ button, full of rage.
I’ll get you....i’ll get all of you....
First, i’ll get the guy who summoned the meteors.
Then, i’m going to get the party that organized this game.
And after that, i’ll kill that God of Ranks Hesti ‘cause he pisses me off.
Why is it only him that gets his own harem?!
“Status!”
See-Through vision.All Types Of Wind MagicSuper Human SpeedNumber of Survivors2/300
“Alright....it seems like only one guy is left......well, since i only laid waste to the meteors near here....this could mean two things. either that bastard is hiding somewhere and only that place wasn’t hit, he is hiding somewhere near here, which would be ideally....or he’s dead and we’re going to be dealing with someone else. hopefully that bastard is alive....i’ll make him regret going to the afterlife and choosing to participate in this game......!”
Damn, i hate dealing with the enemies of Mankind.
Those bastards that betrayed their own kind....us, males!
All of them deserve to be exterminated, no?!
Alright, time to run at max speed!
I, who was once hailed as the fastest living being in Yggdrasil, Faster than the God of Speed in Heaven, There is no way in hell you’re going to escape me!
I Concentrated all of my mana into my eyes, planning to see through everything but living creatures.
Since this is a dead world, there shouldn’t be any animals or beings that haven’t been invited.
to put it simply, it should only be I and the other survivor.
“Found him......!”
He was a bit ways off, but now i know where he is!
Since this is all grass land, i don’t have to be worried into ramming into anything......
I can go in full speed!
I kicked up my feet, and ran with all my might.
Faster...!
I added in some wind magic as well.....
Faster than the wind......!
Faster.....
Faster than sound......
Faster......!!!
“.................?!”
Yup, i reached that bastard pretty fast.
The only problem is, i can’t stop.
I dig my feet into the ground, with pulls my body forward because of the speed’s momentum which in turn sends my body flying.
I hit the earth face first, but it flung me upward. gravity pulls, and i hit the ground yet again. this is repeated many times and i easily over passed the guy.
And just like that, gravity played pingpong with my body as the ball.
“E-ehm!”
I quickly stood up as nothing has happened, even though my body hurts all over the place.
No worries, wind magic to the rescue!
With this, i can bluff my way in and i’ll look as if nothing happened.
With my body, which is supported with wind magic, i slowly approached the still standing man.
He looked quite handsome, but nothing special such as i.
........He still pissed me off though.
"I wanted to wipe all of you with my meteors....but it seems that someone was bound to survive. Although i want to call them again, i'm afraid i don't have enough Mana to do so..."
The guy, as soon as he finished, moved his hand and muttered “『Aqua Jaws Tornado!』”
..........?
Is it just me or is the spell’s name weird...?
Also, since he didn’t do a full incantation.....doesn’t this mean its a pretty low level spell?
Well, there’s also the possibility that he’s so powerful that he doesn’t really need to do an incantation.....seeing those meteors earlier.
W-well, let’s hope the meteors were simply the game’s given skill...
.......Or not.
“W-woaaaah!!! What the hell?! isn’t that a freaking Sharknado!?”
Weren’t you out of Mana?!
You were joking.....right?!
This is a freaking over 500 meter long tornado full of sharks....y’know?!
The tornado itself was made of water.....so should i call it a waterspout?
I don’t really know.....well, i’ll call it sharknado from now on.
It’s simpler that way.
But still....this is nothing like the B-Rated horror movie!
“Y-you bastard!!!”
I, of course, ran for my life!
Like hell i’d face a sharknado a few hundred meters away!
I can feel it sucking on my life already!
Or should i say, biting on my life?
Either way, it’s time to get away from here!
My anger?
Screw that!
I can’t get revenge if i were to die, right?!
“Oh? You’re not going to run away....y’know? Guess its time to use this game’s given skill.....god, i hate this skill’s name. 『Let’s Play a Game~』!”
The man shouted the name of his skill....but that wasn’t all. The sharknado’s full throttle failed to cover the man’s voice, who was obviously shouting for some reason. And when he said the name of the skill, his voice turned so high that you would left you wondering if it was the same person or not.....but since we’re the last alive, it had to be him.
“.................”
T-this is....
“H-haha.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME?! SURE!”
The phrase is pretty familiar, but everyone heard those once in a while, right?
Though i am getting a strong Deja-vu here...
B-but......a grown man......pffft!
The guy was blushing red, and his blond hair fluttered as he grunted his teeth in rage and embarrassment.
“Y-you....”
The man clenched his fists so hard, that blood started to drip.
I feel like i’m forgetting something, but i haven’t laughed this much for a long time now!
“H-hahahaha~ T-that was great~”
I said that toward the man, and gave him a thumbs up.
Thumbs up is the universal hip way saying “Good job!”
“............You.........aren’t you supposed to be running away? And just a head’s up, But a time bomb has been implanted in your stomach!”
Oh!
Now i remember where i heard it before.....Saw!!
Hehehe~ it’s not going to work y’know!
I haven’t blacked out nor have you done anything to this body of mine!
Unless you’re a creepy doll, then i won’t believe you!
B-but just to make sure....
I directed a little bit of my magic toward my eyes, just enough to show me my skeleton.
“Y-you.........!”
And indeed....there was a bomb!
And to make matters worse, i only have 30 seconds to defuse it!
“The only way to defuse that thing is, by cutting open your stomach and taking it out! but i doubt you know the exact location, right? it’s about 10 cm....and it’ll explode in. 24 seconds! you only have one chance! two at best!! so what are you going to do? come on, grovel! apologize to me! if you do, then i might save you!! or kill you painlessly~”
Shut up!
I already know the exact location of the bomb....but pulling it out now is a no go.
Since we’ll be stepping into the R-18 gore area....
We’re already in the gray area y’know!
No need to make it worse.....
“There is no need for such a thing.....! there’s a simpler way to get through this!!”
“Hahaha? do tell me. by the way, 19 and still ticking.”
“I’ll just have to kill you before this kills me!”
“Oh? in 14 seconds? y’know, no matter what you do, that isn--”
Before he could continue, i ran to him with my full strength, and used my full magic power to boost my speed even further.
I grabbed into the man’s collar and did a U-turn by twisting my ankle to the extreme.....But that broke it as well.
I re-enforced it with magic somehow, and my speed got a little lower than it originally was...but i still have a chance at survival.
I ran with all my might toward the sharknado, and threw him within.
“O-OUAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
The man was flung straight into his own magic, and was met with the open jaws of countless sharks.
I did another U-turn, and ran as fast as possible away from the sharknado.
I took spared a bit magic for my eyes, and took another look toward my abdomen.
--00:07
---00:06
The bomb didn’t stop ticking.
“Is the guy still alive?!”
See-Through vision.All Types Of Wind MagicSuper Human SpeedNumber of Survivors1/300
“I-it’s only me?”
Or perhaps......is there another guy?
Am i not counted?
Is it like that, there are 301 participants...and excluding the player himself, 300?
You got to be kidding me....
I take another look at my abdomen
----00:03
“U-uwaaaah~”
The girl--correction, the guy i was supposed to have killed earlier comes along crying.
He kept running toward me......So this is the guy who’s still alive?
And then i remembered.
When i used slice earlier.....he didn’t bleed at all....right?
2 more seconds left.
The guy is a few hundred meters away.
It’ll take me exactly one second to get to him at full speed with the help of magic.
It’ll take me another one second to cast magic.
In total, two seconds.
I made this super fast decision and ran at full speed.
-----00:01
I grabbed the guy’s head with all my might, and channeled magic through my right hand which was grabbing him.
The guy screamed in agony, but i don’t have enough time to listen to him.
My only hopes is that he has the ability to avoid death once....and not indifferently.
If he were to stay alive even after i killed him......then really, this is cheating.
Blood rushed to my head, and slowed time even further than a few seconds ago.
A mere second felt like hours.
After getting my magic ready, i shouted the magic’s name “『Knuckle』!”
I didn’t even have the time to shout the full name, and made do with the weak version of the magic by simply saying the last word.
But if i were to hit him with this to the head, at point blank, then it should be enough to kill him.
By the way, the magic’s full name is 『Wind Knight’s Knuckle』
Wind is supposed to copy exactly what my hands are doing, at the same time.
If i were to punch, then the wind would form a fist with the wind and do that toward people further away from me.
Of course, the power of the skill was nothing to laugh at.
Crushing a few bodies with a simple grip is the least of your worries when facing it.
A small hand made of wind popped out, even though its supposed to be a few meters in large....due to the lack of incantation, it should be a miniature version of the 『Wind Knight’s Knuckle』
The hand instantly overlapped with my right hand, and i gripped with full force, and so did the wind knuckle.......Crushing both his skull and my hand with it.
I instantly looked downward, paying too heed to the pain my hand was feeling.
--00:00
Even though the clock on the bomb said it was 00:00, it didn’t explode.
But rather, it disappeared all together....
“Hi~ Good job winning~”
I heard a sudden, high voice from behind me.
I quickly looked behind me in rage, and saw a little girl wearing a frilly black dress waving toward me.
This bastard....
She has the same voice as that of the one when we entered the game....
I’m still holding a grudge y’know!
“Hehehe~ Well, i guess you are mad seeing how your body is a complete mess! well then, aren’t you curious about the prize~?”
Indeed i am.
Oh?
Yes!
Of course!
What is it, a promotion to become a god?!
Perhaps some Karma coins that would set me off to live the good life for a couple of hundred years!?
“Well....it should’ve been some Yggdrasil Grass that could only be found in this planet...like a bucket full....but the meteors destroyed ‘em all except for one place! And that is....here. but.....well, this is disappointing, but you and your friend over there battled it out, even summoning a tornado! it blew everything away. Well, everything except for a strand over there?”
“O-ohh?”
“What’s with the disappointed look? You do know that the Yggdrasil Grass is the ultimate cure to every sickness....right? you can sell it for a hefty price toward the guys at hell~”
I don’t believe you!
I’ve never heard of such thing!!
And i’ve been eating the grass since i’ve got here, and i never felt anything y’know!
“Well, here....try it and see for yourself?”
She handed me the last strand of grass in this planet and i immediately munched on it.
W-well you can’t blame me!
It’s simply that good!!
Though its a shame this is the last one.....
“W-woah?!”
And as soon as i swallowed, all of my wounds healed just like that.
I never even noticed anything....
I only did when all the pain suddenly went *poof*
“Annnnd you just ate the last one! Congratulations~”
W-wait....you were serious when you said it was the last one?!
Wha?! I've been munching on something valuable all this time?!!
C-can i poop it out.......?
“........So to put it simply, you won nothing!.....i’m really sorry~”
The loli didn’t look apologetic at all.
“Well, can you please go through that portal? it’ll send you back to the place you were last before teleporting here!”
Stop rushing me!
I want something!!
You sent me through all this hell for nothing?!
Even hell itself was ten times better than this!
“Well well~ you could keep the powers you got here....alright?”
“Deal.”
As i was beckoned to go in, i moved slowly toward it.
And just as i was about to enter, i turned around to the smiling loli and said “Fuck you.” while swinging my hand.
With this, my grudge is settled!
The loli head was sliced through, and i entered the portal back home.
The little girl caught her severed head as if it was a soccer ball and exclaimed “Boo....you’re such a joykiller~”