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29. I'll Be Getting Rid of That Dispenser of Yours!

29. I'll Be Getting Rid of That Dispenser of Yours!

Author note: i felt that the previous chapter was a tad bit short....

So i wrote another short chapter to make up for that.

Think of the two as a pair.

Also, can i bother someone to write an honest review? since i'm too lazy to put up any more warnings about the content.

Seems like readers trust fellow readers rather than the author himself... Thanks in advance!

Other than that, Two more followers  until 100 *^*

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You see, I always felt strange around this bastard, Light.

Although I said that she used to be my best friend...well, she’s an interesting person indeed.

My point is, she’s the kind of weird person that killing one or two guys doesn’t matter to her.

Even if its a guy she has known for more than fifteen years.

Oh, she’s also a perverted lesbian.

Anyhow, she’s really weird.

Heck, she didn’t bat an eye for how I’m still ‘alive’.

Oh right right, why did I want to meet her again...

“Hey Light. What happened to Alice, eh?”

“Ohh~ If you’re talking about that cutie, then she should still be in school~ Oh right, don’t worry about her at all! I made sure to protect her by sending her to an all-girls only boarding school~ Kinda felt guilty about messing with you after all~”

You see, this rich bastard doesn’t really give a shit at all.

“Hehe, stop lying. I bet you sent her there, looking like a saint, in order to plant the seed of love within her. Sending her to an all girls boarding school? Isn’t that simply to plant the possibility of Yuri?”

Stop making that surprised look.

How long do you think I’ve known you?

“Hahaha~! Really, I didn’t know I was That transparent! That’s exactly why I had to kill ya~ That girl is too cute for someone like you after all~”

“You do realize you’re talking about my own younger sister right?”

“But of course! If I didn’t get rid of you, Then something like incest would’ve bloomed! And I’d rather have my best friend dead than have him fall in love with something such as incest!”

Grrrrr, if you weren’t a hot girl.....then I would’ve already killed you!

“Alright. One last question and I’ll return to being dead.”

“Oh? go on, talk your heart out~ On one condition though, you keep this girl with me! i want her as my new pillow~”

“Haha, sure you can. So.....Where is Alice’s school?”

“Hmm~? Well, it’s off the main island~But I wont go any further. I can’t let you meet her after all~”

“No no, that’s pretty fine....”

Alright then.

Clap

All the people around us--except for Light dropped down like puppets that have had their strings cut off.

“Well then, Light.......Should you try a little bit of your own medicine? Or rather, please try your own shit.”

As much as I want to shit on him personally, I must make her feel the same pain I did.

How exactly can I force someone to be unable to shit?

Quite simple, I just need to get rid of the dispenser.

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Rather than me trying my own powers.....

“Alright Than, hold her!”

“Ohh~?”

Unfazed by the mere fact that people passed out from a simple clap, she simply uttered a disappointed groan.

Well, this is the kind of woman she is.

She is someone who cannot tell reality from fiction, cannot discern the fact that her own life is in danger or the mere fact that she has sinned in her life.

Really, she’s your typical junkie.

Drunk in her own money.

Drunk on her own beauty.

Well, she too is pretty similar to myself.

Either way, it’s revenge time lads~

“Alright.....you know what I first thought of doing? I thought of raping you straight in that hole in which cause my death. But then again, I don’t want to enter something as filthy as yourself. So I’ll make it short, I’ll be closing that hole of yours.”

“Ehh~ Then how am I going to pee and fap and like do my womanly things~?!”

“Oh....no no, I meant your anus.”

“Phew~ You can do that all you want~”

Grr....

She doesn’t look like she’s regretting anything at all!

In fact, she doesn’t seem afraid at all!

Whatever, You’ll feel the pain soon enough!

Oh, you’re wondering exactly how am I going to, y’know, block her hole?

Quite simple...I’m going the old fashioned way with the cement!

Luckily enough, I already have some here.

Oh what? it’s not blended?

No worries about that, with a clap I can blend ‘em like magic.

I’m a god yo.

Clap

“Alright Than! Show me her butt!”

With everyone knocked out, she won’t have to live through the shame of being seen naked by anyone aside from me and Than....

But yet....

“Hah~Hah~ No~ This is bad! I’m not an exhibitionist~ Don’t do this to me in public~”

“You seem pretty excited though!”

Shit, Are Than-type of people common?!

No matter, she’ll taste true pain in a bit!

Than while holding her down with one hand, began taking off Light’s tight jeans off.

Oh right, I forgot to mention what he was wearing....

Well, she used to wear tight jeans, a long brown coat and a white T-Shirt under that coat.

Now then, lets carefully pour that cement on this glorious hole!

“W-woah! C-COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD!!!”

“Hahahahaha~!!!”

Yes!

She’s suffering!

Maybe!

Hopefully!

Please!!!

Either way, I made sure to fill her to the brim.

Now we wait for the cement to like, solidify.

Well then, since I know that Alice isn’t on mainland....

I can destroy it, right?

Acil is a goddess, so she probably won’t die.

Just in case, I’ll make sure to make my place a safe-zone.

Maybe a few lucky people would get to find the safe-zone, and I’ll be in for quite the side entertainment.

Anyhow, let the games begin!

CLAP!