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32. Well, That Escalated Quickly....

32. Well, That Escalated Quickly....

“Master~ Why are you killing some people and then revive them~?”

“In order to capture their mothers’, sisters’, daughters’ to join us in our new world.”

It’s been about three weeks since I started recruiting girls to join me on the ‘crusade of the dead’.

Oh yeah, doesn’t ‘Crusade of the Dead’ sound cool?

I know, right!?

I went to India, France, Korea, Italy, London, Scotland, Switzerland, Texas and so on.

Oh, but I skipped on Mother Russia, that place simply brings bad up bad memories.

Yay!

Just a bit and I’m done!

By a bit, all that’s left are two girls.

Now now, I can’t have Acil or Than join me since that means that they’ll have to abandon their status as gods and revert to mortal souls.

So, why don’t I go with Light?

That’s a bit.....well, I’d rather not have her with me y’know?

I opened her mouth a few days ago, and she’s been complaining about how she feels as if she’s breathing on shit.

That means that she’ll pretty much begin throwing them up in a bit.

Oh right, speaking about Acil, I haven’t seen her since I left japan.

Maybe she’s somewhere in Greece?

Y’know, feeling lonely and stuff....

Alright, let’s head to Greece then!

--Clap!

“Hello Gree----Where the hell is this?!”

I’m in a room full of whiteness, in which I cannot see where the boundaries end.

Really?

Are we reeeaaally doing this?

“Hello~”

That’s when a skinny guy full of mosaic appeared.

“Sigh.”

“W-wait why are you sighing?! aren’t you supposed to be like, confused?!”

Oi guys, he wants to know why I’m sighing.

“Let me take a guess, you’re a human god?”

“Ahh~ Yes! I’m the creator of the heaven and hell and pretty much every original god! I am the supreme being,

the True Ancient Final Supreme  Deus!”

“Aha. to put it simply, You are three ranks above me?”

“What A miniature Supreme god such as yourself is talking about? you are but a speck of dust! I am at least two hundred times above you in the ranks.”

“Eh~ But you only have ‘true ancient final’ added to your name~”

“Don’t forget the Deus! for after finishing the ranks of Gods, you are bestowed the honor to rank up in the Deus charts.”

“..............Sounds like a paaiiin.”

---Clap!

“.....? Hey Deus, why can’t I teleport out?”

“I summoned you here after all. You cannot leave without my permission.”

“Sigh. So let me take a guess, you want me to meet someone?”

“Ah! Err, no no.....I want you to stop your ambition of creating a new world. Since that’ll upset the balance and all.....”

“Upset the balance eh. So how about I destroy the world, adding it to the ‘dead worlds’ and then creating my own? should that be fine?”

“I-it should be....only if you add the exact number of males to the number of females. To be more accurate, it should be one male for one female. a ratio of 1:1.”

Fuck off.

Like hell I’ll do that!

“Umm, you speck of dust...you do realize that I can read your thoughts in this space, right?”

“And?”

It’s not like I care that you can read this or not y’know.

This feels as if I’m playing in someone’s hands~

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

Well whatever, so basically put...

“......I need to kill you to pass, right?”

“E-eh?! When did I say that!? I just said that if you want to create a new world, just have the same number of men as well as women!?”

“ISN’T THAT THE SAME AS TELLING ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF?! HUUUUH?!!??!”

“...........I-It’s not like you can kill me either way.........”

With a sigh, the mosaic man Deus sat down cross legged.

“Oh really?”

Let’s see who can’t kill who, alright?!

I take out a pistol that I’ve always had hidden A habit, alright?! and aimed it at the guy’s unclear head.

“Let’s see who can’t kill who.”

---Bang!

“As I said.....you can’t kill m--”

“Oi, what’s wrong? did it hurt after all?”

O-oi, stop swaying from side to side...

And here I thought he was invincible.

Now then, did it really hurt him?

“Onii-Chan~”

Alright, let’s not getting cliche here alright?!

“Alice, what the hell are you doing here?!”

For fuck’s sake, what’s happening?

I’m sure I’m as confused as most of you are.

When I tried to teleport to the last location to recruit the last gals, i get transported to a white room with the soc called ‘creator’ god, Deus and then he told me I can’t create my Ideal world. And then, when I tried to kill him, he wasn’t hurt at all! But at the same time, my baby sister appeared while holding a red sword--that honestly speaking, looks evil no matter from which side you look at it, so let’s call it demonic sword-- And then, she calls me while covered in blood.

Right.

This makes absolute sense and is fucking cliche.

“A-alice.......what are you doing here.......?”

“Oh, I got her here, former best friend.”

Alice, who has white hair--the exact opposite of my black hair; looked at Light as if she’s looking at a god.

Are you fucking serious?

“There’s a fucking limit at how messed up shit can get....so, care to tell me your master plan, Light?”

I don’t even care.

So why is Alice here?

Why is she holding a demonic sword?

How did Light also get here?

Are they working together?

Why is she looking at Light as if she’s a goddess?

And why does Alice look at me with hatred.

Those are all questions that I don’t give a fuck about.

Well maybe I kinda wanna know the answer for the first one, but aside from that none.

“It’s not fair......Onii-chan....”

“Just close your mouth for a second Alice, I can kinda understand what you want by your current appearance. it’s probably something along the lines of ‘Why did you move on without me...’ right? What I want to know is why the fuck are you both here?”

“Oh, that’s simple Alex.”

And then she points to my right.

Really? I won’t fall for that y’know.

“Alright....want me to take another guess at it? It’s probably fucker number 1, right?”

“Wrong~”

..............This voice................

You got to be kidding me right?

“Sigh, so it’s you Acil?”

So...let me get this straight.

For some reason, my sister, Light and Acil are working together.

And they just killed the creator of the whole system ‘True Ancient Supreme Deus’.

...........Well, this escalated quickly.