This time, the elite Jonin was fully prepared for the start of the fight and even activated his Sharingan, but it didn’t help him at all. As soon as he said ‘begin,’ Sakura, who was standing with her fist outstretched, unleashed her technique. To be honest, her attack surprised me much more than Sasuke’s invention. Because the amount of chakra she invested in this attack didn’t exceed the cost of an ordinary henge. But the result was far better than anything Tsunade could demonstrate. Kakashi was instantly swept away by the explosive wave of chakra, simultaneously turning into charred mince.

“Waaaaaaagh!!!” - Sakura roared. - “I am Groot!!!!!! And this is what will happen to anyone who dares to attack me!”

Yeah, it’s better not to get in her way when she’s in a rage. Sasuke also broke out in a cold sweat from such a display.

“Damn it, I just resurrected him!” - I complained about the unfairness of fate.

An examination of the 'mince' showed that there was no intact DNA left in it. However, the remnants of the 'previous head' lying on the ground provided me with the necessary biological material, from which I grew a new body within a minute, creating all the necessary matter from chakra.

“So, Sasuke, I need your body” - I said to my partner, inspecting the result of my work.

“What? No! Over my dead body!!!” - He was frightened by my lustful look.

“Relax, you might even enjoy it.”

Before Uchiha could react, I touched his hand and 'took a sample' of his DNA. After that, I implanted Uchiha’s genes into Kakashi’s body and grew him two Sharingan. With a bit more tinkering, I figured out how to activate them immediately. One tomoe, two, three, Mangekyo Sharingan, Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Rinnegan, Divine Rinnegan, Eyes of God. Bringing the evolution of the 'eyes' to the maximum, I restored consciousness to the subject.

“Kakashi-sensei, you’re alive!” - I shouted again.

This time, ‘sensei’ jerked as if from an electric shock and jumped two meters up, landing on his feet. Okay, reflexes work fine.

“What? Who?” - He started looking around until he spotted Sakura. After that, his thought process halted because he couldn’t comprehend how this green genin could have killed him with one punch.

Following a simple chain of thoughts, Kakashi began examining his naked body, but to his surprise, he found no scars on it, and all his skin was as clean and soft as a baby’s.

“Kai!” - He shouted, trying to dispel the genjutsu.

“Kakashi-sensei, you now have two Sharingan. Genjutsu doesn’t work on you. And in general, check how your eyes work. I’m interested in what they can see.”

Kakashi goggled his eyes at me, then the meaning of my words dawned on him, and he complied with my request. Sequentially activating one stage after another, he reached the state of 'Eyes of God,' the information about which was embedded in the very structure of Uchiha DNA.

“Aaaaaa!!!” - Kakashi screamed, looking at me. - “What are you? What kind of monster are you??? You… you are the very embodiment of evil!”

“Wow! I’m impressed you managed to see that” - I rejoiced. - “But you’re wrong. The very embodiment of evil is him.”

With these words, I summoned Cthulhu and manifested a tangle of his tentacles right in front of Kakashi.

“AAAAAAA!!!!” - This time, the scream was filled not with fear, but with pain. - “I want to unsee this!!!”

With these words, Kakashi’s eyes burst and scattered in bloody splatters. Yeah, he turned out to be a weak specimen. Couldn’t handle the load at all.

Cthulhu was satisfied with the achieved result and disappeared into the bijuu seal, this time deciding not to eat anyone, thus sparing the life of one of the ANBU operatives who was hanging around, observing us.

“What’s wrong with you, Kakashi-sensei?” - I pitied the test subject rabbit, restoring him to the most ordinary Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. Apparently, that’s his limit.

“You… you… stay away!” - The patient tried to back away, forgetting even how to walk properly, which resulted in him disgracefully falling on his rear.

“Come on, Kakashi-sensei? We still have a sparring session planned. And I really wanted to show you how my pet works. However, I’m afraid after this, I won’t be able to revive you because it will devour your soul.”

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“No! Enough! Go away! You’re stronger. Are you satisfied?!! I don’t want this… this…” - At this point, our sensei’s vocabulary ran out, and he fainted. Weakling! Alright, let him lie down, rest. I still need him alive and preferably sane.

Looking around, I noticed Sakura intently examining the naked sensei. And there was indeed something to look at. This body had perfect musculature, and its member was about three times longer than Sasuke’s little thing. After all, he was only twelve years old.

“Alright, enough admiring. Here, better read this book. Everything should be described in detail there” - I gave Kakashi’s book to Sakura, which he had reinforced so much with fuinjutsu that it even survived Waaagh. The girl immediately grabbed Jiraiya’s creation and immersed herself in reading, almost completely losing touch with reality.

About five minutes later, Kakashi woke up, jumped three meters in the air, looked at me in horror, and then gradually began to calm down. The first thing he did was stop flashing his member and covered himself with a henge. Then he needed to justify his flight to us somehow.

“Uhhhh... mmmmaa...” - he started his speech.

“Kakashi-sensei, we passed your test, right?” - I decided to help our boss make the right decision.

“Ehh... yes, you passed.” - He sighed heavily.

“Then we need to be immediately assigned to S-rank missions, or better yet, SSS+++ rank.”

“Uhh... I’ll inform the Hokage about this.”

“Then I won’t hold you up, sensei.”

“Alright. Wait for me here.” - He finally figured out what was required of him.

With that, Kakashi immediately dashed off, and I exchanged glances with Sasuke. Sakura had been unavailable for five minutes, reading the book at a pace of five seconds per page.

“And what next?” - Sasuke asked me, suddenly struck by a sense of prudence.

“Next, we need to train and strengthen ourselves. Our enemies won’t sit and wait for us to kill them; they’ll come to us first.”

“So, we need to set a trap?” - The transmigrant showed his tactical genius.

“No. We need to get far away for at least a month, during which you must turn from useless meat into real ninja.”

“What do you mean by ‘you’? Aren’t you a meat too?” - Sasuke was offended.

“Heh, I’m not meat” - I assured him. - “But I can’t carry you on my back all the time.”

“I can kill any enemy just by looking at them!” - Uchiha began to boast.

“And that’s why they’ll quietly sneak up behind you and slit your throat. Or throw a kunai. Or shoot you with a sniper rifle from a couple of kilometers away.”

“Are there even firearms here?”

“Think about it yourself. Against us, there will be other ‘transmigrants’ who surely possess various kinds of techniques and magic. Plus, you’re not the only smart one here. There will be those who can kill enemies without being seen. So, you need to be trained enough to survive until you can use your super ability.”

“I understand” - the young genius acknowledged my correctness.

“So, starting tomorrow, we begin training.”

“Why tomorrow?”

“Because today we have an interesting confrontation with the village leadership” - I answered, watching through clones the approaching ANBU squad. The psionics were still glitchy, and my perception of the surrounding world through it was unstable.

“Hokage-sama orders you to come to him immediately” - the squad leader confirmed my predictions after the ANBU surrounded us, ready for battle.

“Well, if it’s the Hokage-sama himself...” - Sasuke thoughtfully looked at them.

“Stop showing off” - I interrupted him. - “They don’t decide anything anyway.”

After that, we cheerfully ran towards the village center. Sakura continued to read the book without being distracted for a second. Five minutes later, we reached the Hokage Tower, where we were taken to the third floor to a hall where Sarutobi Hiruzen, two elders Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura, our sensei Hatake Kakashi, as well as Yamanaka Inoichi and Hyuga Hiashi were gathered. In the corner, Shimura Danzo discreetly positioned himself, pretending to be furniture. Meaning, he disguised himself as a stool with henge, and Sasuke didn’t even notice him. The homemade genius of the Uchiha clan.

“Hey, old man!” - I greeted the Hokage in Naruto’s typical manner.

“What kind of youth is this!” - Koharu was outraged. - “You’re already a genin, so you must address the village leader by his official title.”

“Got it, old lady, don’t nag” - I waved her off.

The elder fell silent, trying to digest such impudence, and Sarutobi took advantage of the pause, also using this moment as a small revenge on his ‘battle comrade.’

“Naruto, I just listened to Hatake Kakashi’s report, and he told me about your team’s successes.”

“Yes, we’re cool!” - I didn’t wait for further elaboration and immediately stated my point of view. - “We wham! And he bam! And then kaboom!!!”

“Naruto” - the Hokage interrupted my ‘report.’ - “Tell me, when did you learn your healing technique?”

“Oh, I read about it in the scroll I stole from the Tower the day before yesterday. It was called Edo Tensei, but I improved it a bit.”

“You improved it yourself?” - Homura didn’t believe me, deciding to play the role of the bad cop.

“Of course! Because I’m the most genius ninja in all of Konoha. I also learned the shadow clone technique in just five minutes. It’s easy, you just have to pour more chakra in, and that’s it. Anyway, Only losers uses hand gestures for ninjutsu” - I praised myself while subtly putting everyone present down.