>Be Evan.
>Be fifteen, a sophomore in high school.
>Jason's just come home from a party. He's a senior.
>It's Saturday night.
>Jason had sex again. Evan can tell. He has that extra spring in his step.
>Jason lost his virginity at the age Evan is at now.
>Evan doesn't even know what it's like to talk to a girl in that way, let alone seal the deal.
>Evan asks Jason if he got any.
>Jason rolls his eyes.
>Yeah, some drunk bitch. Lasted about five seconds before she passed out. She tasted awful, I think she puked before we went off together. She tasted like Satan's butthole.
>At least she was into you, Evan says glumly.
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>Jason shrugs.
>It's a middle kid thing, he says. I wouldn't worry about it. When it happens, it happens.
>He finds what he's looking for in the cupboards—a packet of Kool Aid.
>It's overrated, he says to Evan.
>What is? Sex?
>Yeah. It's overrated. I remember before I got any and I was all about it and like, 'This is gonna be the greatest thing ever!' but then it happens and it's like, 'That's it?'
>Easy for you to say once you've had it.
>I think you'll find all the stuff that's built up to be this big deal is no longer such a big deal once you actually get it. It's like, more fun to want something than to have it.
>Are you gonna make Kool Aid?
>No, I need to get the taste of vomit off of my tongue, says Jason as he tears open the packet and tosses the contents into his open mouth.
>He smacks his lips as he swallows the flavored sugar and throws the packet into the trash.
>Why did you kiss her if she tasted like puke?
>It didn't last long. I shifted gears pretty quick. We made out, I fingered her, she sucked me off, and that was pretty much it.
>Evan nods, wondering if he'll ever get to see, let alone feel, the inside of a vagina.
>Jason turns to go downstairs to his room.
>You know, there's that saying—sex is like oxygen, it's only a big deal if you're not getting any, he says.
>Thanks, I'll remember that once I finally see a pair of tits in real life.
>Jason smirks.
>Technically you already have.
>What? How? Whose?
>Mom's.
>Evan is disgusted. Jason is amused.