The long-awaited audio version narrated by the immensely talented Hollie Jackson releases next month. Print editions available in May!

Thanks so much for making Empress your one stop shop for all your villainous needs! Remember, if it's not nailed down, steal it! And if anyone gets in your way, demand they kneel before you or be destroyed!*

Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

*(Please don't do either of these things.)

Preorders available soon.

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