After the "scare the shit out of me" level surprise test from the department, I got the chance to rest my pounding heart. Academy will hold the Elemental Biology exam in the afternoon. I could see other students frying their brains while revising everything they had already read. Repeating the same thing as parrots- their behavior made me feel sorry for them. But this also made me realize how fast I was at learning things.
'Hah, slowpokes. What's with that slow brain of yours? You guys have been studying this all these days but still can't match the power of my one-night shift. Why don't you just quit.'
Pride filled my heart like some degenerate young master, but I was sensible enough not to speak it out.
When it comes to being degenerate, I wasn't quite there yet! My 'Hypocrite' phase was still in the development stage.
I felt mentally exhausted and was even yawning for some time. So, I decided to have a satisfying nap under the shadow of a blessed tree in the Department garden. The gentle breeze, tranquil surroundings, and comfortable atmosphere were a perfect combination for my nap. So it didn't take long for me to sleep.
Another world :
In the land of Shopno, there was a kingdom named KrieHealgar. A glorious king whose name resounded everywhere in the world ruled it. He was kind, intelligent, strong, and the most handsome man in the world! He also had 19 beautiful, gentle queens by his side!
'Ah, he was a pervert!'
And today was the 20th wedding ceremony of that great king. The entire Kingdom had a bustling festive atmosphere. The groom and the bride swore to heaven, made a pledge, and completed their wedding ceremony- resulting in another bustle.
The night belonged to the pervert-handsome King and his newlywed wife!
But in the nuptial chamber, it smelt of naughty romance. But just as the excited King removed the bride's crimson veil, the king froze!
He recognized her! Of course, he knew her- she was a character whom he couldn't help but hate when he was still a student. But he didn't expect her to be here.
But the King didn't get the chance to ask her as the whole royal palace started trembling with great force. Thinking that someone dared to attack the royal palace, the King howled in an angry voice,
"Who dared to disturb this King on his Wedding night!"
"Bam!"
I woke from my nap as an intense pain spread through my cheeks. I couldn't even touch them, as it was still unbearable. I looked for the perpetrator and saw her standing. A sentence subconsciously spouted from my lips,
"My Queen!"
"Slap!"
Another crispy sound resounded in the garden. But this time, I was mute, shivering like a rabbit in front of a tiger.
"If you have excess time to sleep in the department garden and fantasize about your wedding night, call the academy a quit, get a wife and start a family in the countryside you came from."
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I was so embarrassed that I couldn't even lift my head. My figure looked like someone who was counting ants very seriously.
"Why are you still sitting here like that? Do you know what time is it?"
This brought me to my senses. 'Yeah, I was supposed to take on my Biology exam at 6 pm. What time was it?'
I hurriedly took out a palm size clock from the storage ring. It was 7 pm. I was an electrode.
"What the f*ck!" I didn't even have the time to confront her anymore. I stood up and started running like my ass was on fire- again. But this time, there was no excitement in my eyes. There was only despair.
When I was a kid, Mom told me a story of a race between a Hare and a tortoise. Where the hare lost the race. Everyone said that he lost because of its irregularity. But today, I came to know the truth behind the dark side.
It wasn't the hare, who was at fault!
It was the entire world at fault!
A vicious tree bewitched the poor tired hare in hot summer to sleep under it. As the tired fellow took a little rest under its shade, its consciousness went into the dreamland with 19 rabbit queens! That's why the hare didn't come out of his nap. Even after that tortoise used the whole day to win the race, which the Hare could finish in a minute.
The world wanted to prank the hare!
I was almost the next hare, a victim of the world's prank. But, unlike that guy, I had a responsible queen among my 20 wives ~(•.•)~
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Aryan hurriedly went to the exam hall and became everyone's favorite joke of the day. A student who wasted 1 hour came to the exam hall with a red palm mark on his cheeks, fuzzy-wuzzy hair, wearing a halfway unbuttoned shirt, and a sleepy face. But, even after all that, he still looked hot, which bothered some guys.
Well, even after being pranked by the world or slapped by his queen, a king was still a king.
The exam was of the same pattern. 50 marks written, 30 on MCQ, and 20 on practical. But unlike the surprise test from the healing department, students were to identify an Elemental beast based on their body parts in the practical exam. Like the previous test, Aryan decided to fill up part 2 first.
As he skimmed through the question paper, Aryan frowned. What the hell…..
He stood up.
"Sir, I think my question paper is incomplete."
Mr. Dickenson had a weird look on his face.
"Oh? And what is incomplete in your question paper?"
"Mmm, there is not a single question from the Paranormal Beast Biology- book you gave us."
Mr. Dickenson could only smile at this.
"What?" Aryan asked in confusion.
"Well, not everything from the syllabus is to come in the exam, right? And you guys had so many complaints about this book that I decided not to give you questions from that book. That entire book was too much for you guys, anyway. Now, are you happy to hear that?"
Other students nodded in affirmation.
Aryan had his mouth agape.
'Happy my ass. Give me 33 hours of my sleep back, you freaking jackass.'
He wanted to cause this teacher with all the words in his little slang dictionary but decided not to. As there were only 2 hours left of the exam.