Herro sighed as he glanced back towards the table, “Well might as well get this over with. Let’s try that one purple haired girl. I mean Razor said his name has clout, let’s see if it does to her.”
He looked to the area where she’d been when he’d seen her last. The table was empty. Glancing around he caught the sight of purple hair out on the dance floor, but before he could make his move to see if it was here, a group of drunken louts stepped between him and the dance floor.
Stepping around them he managed to see onto the open expanse of the dance floor and his vision was caught by the pair of purple haired women that looked almost identical, save for their hair, and the eyes. Both were attractive, almost being identical will do that, but the one with the longer hair and reddish hue to her green eyes caught his attention.
He stares slightly agape at the violet haired beauty. The way she moved her body, the way she moved, all made him warm and fuzzy. Feeling a tap on his shoulder he shakes his head, breaking contact with the woman before turning his head to face, another woman. Another woman whose cleavage was completely scandalous, yet he couldn’t turn away.
“Uhh, can I help you?” He stammered out. Seeing her brilliant green hair that matched her eyebrows and her almost yellow eyes, so obviously Amazon with their weirdly brilliant natural hair colors. Her clothes didn't leave much to the imagination. It was a tube top with a very short mini skirt, both in a deep black.
She smiled, her deep burgundy tinted lips parting to reveal brilliant white teeth, “Well of course, I heard you are looking for some, companionship.”
“Yeah,” Herro looked from her out towards the dance floor to the violette girl and then back again, “I was going to try and …”
She followed his gaze and giggled, “Oh you’re cute, but she’s out of your league.”
Leaning in she whispered, which he could barely hear over the thrumming bass throughout the club, “She’s one of the Princesses you know.”
Herro’s eyes widened, “Wait she’s one of them. Which one?”
“Well,” She blinks, “How do you not know that?”
“You just told me she was a princess, and now you expect me to know her name?”
“Hmm, yeah that is strange. Still we are talking about the royal family” the girl shrugs.
Herro put his fingers against his forehead. He could feel a headache behind his eyes starting to form. Sure he wanted a girl but this girl was just a bit dumb, “Okay, I suppose we should start at the beginning. Hi I’m Herro who are you?”
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“Harriet,” She says slowly.
“And now, Harriet, How many drinks have you had tonight,”
“Because there is no way I am the socially adept one in any situation,” He added to himself.
Harriet shook her head, “Only two… or three … which of those comes after six? It’s three.
“seriously three drinks and you are this far gone?” herro could feel a headache coming on. “I thought Amazons could handle their liquor?”
“oh we can!” Harriet lifted her extremely large cup that made herro’s eyes widen
“never mind then. My glass would be a sippy cup compared to yours”
Her eyes sparkled at that statement for some reason and her smile widened as she looked him up and down. Herro actually felt uncomfortable on the receiving end of the starring
“ok so you were talking about royalty”
She moved closer to his face and spilled some drink on his shoe. “they are both princesses. Autumn and summer peacecraft. Their brother was the guy you came in with razor.”
She then put her index finger on his lips “shh don't tell”
“its public knowledge...oh fuck it”. herro chugs his whole drink. “hold on a minute…. Umm”
“it Harriet lover boy”
Herro quickly walked to the bar. There were several bartenders at the moment. The only guy bartender came over to herro.
“what's up?” he asked
“another Jack and coke for me, and whatever those two are having” herro said and pointed to the princesses.
“that would be out of your league, but they generally get tequila sunrises. However, right now it's water”
“you’re not the first to say that, but I gotta try you know”
“you and every other guy”
In the blink of an eye the bartender had the drink done, and herro handed him money, but was refused
“I saw who you came with your money isn't good here” he said and then handed herro a ice water too
With a smile herro took the drinks and walked towards the girls. He looked over to his left and saw his sister with razor. He sighed and moved towards his goal. Then a blur came from his right. He tried to brace himself but was slammed into by Harriet’s huge rack. The water went flying. Before herro could see where it went he was pulled away.
The world spun around for a second then just stopped. Herro shook his head for a second to see a smiling face back at him.
“where do you think your going?” Harriet then turned around and started swaying her hips hypnotically to the music. taking her butt and grinding it on herro. She then looked back “you like?”
“I was just going to introduce myself to the princesses. I was going to give them a drink.” he looked down at her very sexy butt “yes I do like”
For a second herro felt embarrassed of what he just said, but the booze in him was taking their effect. The room spun ever so slightly, and his vision was narrowed. However, he didn't care. If anything he was actually starting to have some fun. He grabbed her by the hips and matched her movement.
Harriet turned around after the song ended and gave him a piece of paper.
“here is my number lover boy”
Like a madman herro grabbed his phone and typed her number in and sent a text. Her phone jingled.
“that is my number gorgeous. So like what do you like to do outside of here?”
“i...i...I think I'm going to be sick”
“ huh? Thats a strange response. You don't have to answer”
Harriet covered her mouth and ran off the dance floor. Reality all of a sudden caught up to herro, and that fast buzz disappeared. Everyone near him stared at him for a second just before going back to their dancing
“you know I figured something like that would happen” herro said walking through the crowd back toward his table. “but hey at least I gave her my number!”