For the last five minutes, Nathan just couldn't stop laughing, the cause was The fairy’s story. Long story short, Nathan was summoned to a world known as “Leseres”, a demon lord known as "Elphina” had nearly wiped out the four races of this world and he arrived just in time to defeat her. Nathan bust out in a fit of laughter when she finished, the fairy who for the first time in her life was laughed at, was infuriated, though her adorable anger only served to ignite Nathan’s laughter. With her cheeks puffed out and arms cross, she floated above the bed. Nathan began to settle down, out of breath and tears streaming his face, from laughing so hard.

  “Hey look, I'm sorry I laugh at you, it just I never heard anyone tell such a story and mean it so wholeheartedly."

"It's not a story, you are the "Hero" who save this world from the demon lord.”

"And I'm telling you, you got the wrong person, in fact, I think you have the wrong country, by about~…………... six thousand miles.”

“I don’t understand.”

"Well, where I’m from, in stories when someone gets summoned, usually there from……...you know what, never mind. Look, if I did something like saving the world I have some recollection of what you’re saying, now wouldn't I, I mean I did save that cat from a tree, even though it really just jumped into my arms, and I helped that little girl, find her mother at the mall, she gave me fifty bucks, but I know for sure I didn't duke it out with no demon lord."

"………………I understand."

Nathan clapped his hands together, they were getting somewhere.

"So you get, I'm not the “Hero”."

"Of course you are, it is as you say, you just do not recall your heroic deeds."

" What, like amnesia, I don't think that my head injury was that bad."

"You had much more than just a head injury. Compared to your other injury, your head injury was minor."

" What other injury?"

"Your chest, there was a hole."

"What!?”

Nathan for the first time since he woke up took a good long look at himself, namely his chest. No wound, no scar, definitely no hole. He attempted to get up to examine himself further, only to have his legs collapse underneath him.

“Hero, are you alright, I will assist.”

“No, I’m fine, just need to get my bearings.

His legs felt like twigs ready to break, like he had been lying down for years. It took him a minute but he eventually got back to his feet. He felt around his chest again, there were no sign of him being injured. This fairy must be pulling his leg; who could survive a hole in their chest, he felt stupid for considering such a thing. Content with his observation, he had a sudden realization, the entire time he was examining himself, he has been bare ass naked. He hurriedly tried to cover himself, though it didn’t matter, the fairy had seen him from the very beginning, although she did wonder why he suddenly became so desperate.

"Hero is there something wrong, why are you hunched over like that?"

"W-Why the hell am I naked?

"Ah well, after I finished bathing you, it became a hassle to disrobe and robe you every time, so I just left you disrobe, that made the process much more efficient. 

"Well I really would like them back if you don’t mind?”

"Are you sure not in any pain, as your guardian I must adhere to any and all problems you may experience, no matter how minor, please, remove your hands."

"N-No, j-just bring me my clothes."

The fairy was confused on why Nathan was so desperately trying to hide his injury from her, his face was slightly red, did he had a fever, but that wouldn’t explain why he was covering his lower half. Then, she got a glimpse of exactly what Nathan was trying to hide, in that moment she had an epiphany.

“Could you please, just get me my clothes, please?”

"Ah, I see, very well, I will bring your clothes…… I shall also make preparation for that.

"Thank you very much……... wait what?

Before Nathan could inquire any further, the fairy had flown down the hall and out of sight. Grabbing the sheet from the bed, he wrapped around his mid-section, anything was better than standing naked in the middle of some unknown room, with a stranger. Now that he thought about it he never got the fairies name. He be sure to ask when she return and as like on cue she did.

"I've brought your clothes, just as you left them."

"Just as I left them, no, no their not."

The clothing, looked like his, but it all seemed as though it had been through war. The pants weren’t too bad, as well as his new pair of shoes, a little bit of dirt here and there, however that was entirely different story, for his favorite hoodie and shirt. They had dirty black splotches all over them, though Nathan was more concerned the hole in the chest, it went straight from the front, out through the back. It's as if something went straight through his chest. He took a whiff of the clothes.

“Blood.”

Back in his world, he was witness to a hit and run, as he tried to keep the woman from bleeding out, the smell of rusty iron invaded his senses, just like how his clothes smelled at the moment. He was beginning to believe this amnesia idea was so farfetched, what the hell happened after he fell in that hole. He tried thinking, but it only served to bring about the headache, whatever happened his mind was doing its best to keep him from remembering. A mental block, Nathan compared it to that of a bolted door, sealed shut. Nathan let out a sigh, someday he’d have to break down that door, for now, he’d see what he can learn from the fairy. He started putting on his clothes, he didn’t want to wear the blood splattered clothing, but beggars can’t be choosers.

"Hero, one moment please, before you robe, we must take care of “That”."

" What are you talking about………. why are you so flushed?"

Before Nathan could inquire any further, the sheets he was using were ripped away.

"Whoa, what the hell?

In second the fairy had move from her positions herself, mere inches from her target.

" I-It will not take long, I just have to…….H-Huh, I-it's flaccid?"

"What, of course it is, what the hell were you thinking?

Nathan jumped back and covered himself. He lost sight of her, it was if she had teleported. He only realized where she was, once she spoke again.

I-I thought perhaps, “IT” had once again, sprung to life.

"…………...What!?”

 “I-I read that it very painful for men in times like that, and that they needed relief, however you were asleep, s-so as your guardian, it was my duty to help with said relief.”

"Y-You…………. while I slept……… did what to me?"

"D-Do not worry, I made a few mistake in the beginning, however my technique has greatly improved to a point where I don't require the “The Lubricant", It's only because you've awaken, I'm not sure how you’ll react, but I'll strive to bring relief when “IT” once again becomes…...spirited."

"Please, please, stop talking."

Nathan wanted to cry, never in his life did he consider that one day he would spoiled by a fairy, actually he pretty sure no one would have that thought. Moreover, he was surprised just how prepared the fairy was, the container with the liquid she had dubbed "The Lubricant” had already been emptied into her hands, they glistened and shined as she rubbed them together. However, the most noticeable thing, was the sheer disappointment on her face, when she saw that Nathan didn't have any life in him at the moment.    

"H-Hero are you okay?"

"I’ve been, touched by an angel."

"I don't understand."

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"Don't worry about it, just would you mind stepping out for a minute, while I get dressed?”

“You do not require assistance?”

"Oh, don't worry, you’ve assisted plenty."

"…........I understand, I'll right outside if you need my assistance."

The fairy turned and fluttered out the room, but as she left Nathan swore he heard her suck her teeth.

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"Hey I been wondering for a while, when been talking and it should have come up earlier, I never got your name."

"Name?"

"Yeah a name, I can't just keep calling you fairy all the time."

"I don't have a name."

"Ridiculous, everyone has a name.”

“Well, if I have one, I’m not aware.”

“Well, what did your parents call you?”

“I never met them.”

"Then how did you end up here?"

"I never really thought about it, my first memories, were of this Study.”

"Wait, were you born here?”

"That’s a very distinct possibility, for as long as I can remember I have been watching over you in this "Study"."

"Someone left a baby, to watch me all by themselves?"

"Oh no, we fairies do not experience infancy, from the time we are conceived we have a basic understanding of the world around us.”

"Regardless, that doesn't change the fact that you were here since you were born, you didn’t even get a say in the matter, aren’t you upset?”

"Of course not. It is a great honor to watch over the "Hero".

“Still….”

 “Hero, if you believe I hold any hostility towards you, please put your mind at ease.

Yeah, but, you never even been outside these walls.

 “Hero, nothing would exist outside these walls, if you had not been here to save us, I would not be here, and to be injured to such an extent for us, this is the least anyone could do, no one in this world could harbor any ill will towards such an existence, as yourself, now, no more talk of this, ever.

Nathan blushed a bit, he never been held in such high regards before, he had to admit, it didn’t feel too bad. He still didn’t like the fact, that he kept her from living a life, but he had the feeling that if he kept speaking, she would get angry.

"So, if you didn't meet anyone, how did you know I was the "Hero"?

"Ah, that was through "Lady Amelia's" instructions."

""Lady Amelia", (ugh), who’s that, (ugh)?"

"She is the owner of this "Study”. “She left instructions on what to do while you slept."

"So she was the one who left a child here huh, I'd really like to speak to her, where can I find her (ummpff)?"

"I can't say, since she was gone before I open my eyes and left nothing for me except details on how to take care of you."

“Seriously?”

“Sorry, I wish I could be of more use.”

"Oh don't worry about it “Iris”, I'm sure we’ll meet her one day, and me and her, (ughn), are going to have a nice long talk."

"Iris?"

"Yeah, your name, I was thinking since you don't have one, we'll need something to call you, and I figured, it the least I could do, you like it?"

“I do not mind, you may call me what you wish?”

“Are you sure, this is your name were talking about, you don’t want to think about it a first?”

The fairy never really thought about it before, there was never any real reason, since she was all alone. If the Hero decided to bestow her with a name, then she would wholeheartedly except, no matter what it was he chose.

“Yes, the name will suffice, but is there any particular reason you chose this name?

"Well(ughn), basically it because you have really pretty eyes.

“Huh!?

“Yeah, there a really pretty violet, but to be completely honest you’re really attractive, (What the hell going on?).

This time she turned completely red, this was the first time she was ever complimented on her looks, though Nathan was the first person she ever met.

"Well then Iris, nice to meet you."

"Y-Yes, g-glad to meet you as well."

"Are you okay, your voice is all shaky?"

"J-j-just fine."

“?..........Well okay."

Iris was lost in her own little.

“Iris, did you do something to my clothes, these pants don't fit at all, frickin tight."

She wasn’t listening, enticed by a simple compliment.

"Hey, Iris you there?”

"………………...Ah, y-yes?"

Iris took a deep breath and re-entered the room. Nathan had nearly finished dressings.

"These clothes, the shirt feels like it’s gotten bigger and the pants don't fit at all, their too small."

Iris took a quick look to access the situation.

"Oh, no it's not the size, your tail is in the way, you should make an incision to accommodate it.”

"Hardie har, har, quit joking, I’m being serious."

"Jokes!?"

"Yeah. Jokes, how could I have a tail?"

While Nathan struggle with his clothes, Iris floated around to his rear.

*grasp*

"Awoooooo!?”

Nathan let out a surprised yelp from the sudden sensation. He felt as though he was being fondle, but unless he was blind, he would definitely notice if someone was playing with his manhood. It was far from unpleasant, but it was at the moment, negating all other senses, all of his body functions ceased, he was even losing his ability to stand.

 “My apologies Hero, I was not aware that you were so sensitive. 

“Your causing this, how are you doing that…………. from behind me!?

“I was trying to show you your tail.”

Nathan looked at what Iris was holding, and as sure as day it was a tail. He took it from her, and as he did the feeling subsided. Iris stared on as Nathan examined his tail, the expression on his face made, it seemed like he could not comprehend what he was holding. Iris decided to give him some advice.

Hero, if you make an incision on the back of your trousers, it should easily accommodate your tail.

"…......................."

"Hero………. Hero?”

"…........................"

"Are you alright?"

“…………………. WHAT THE FUCK!?”