AN: Heh heh heh, I'm starting another one. ^^
Will it continue for a while...?
Well, Zeny has the defibs charged, so probably.
Or, maybe, if I started enough, I'd be able to exhaust even his power...hehehehehe...
Ahem, excuse me. Plotting will have to wait, right now I'm writing a chapter! Of course, it can't compare to Zenys' version, but...I'll not shame myself by not trying. Plus, Zenys' was a little short...*Hint hint* so of course I couldn't be satisfied with just that. Here's the good version.
> 13/04/2016 15:29:25Zenlith Wrote: [ -> ]Here's an excerpt of what could be hell girl's childhood:
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> Once upon a time, there was a little girl in her room... Well, it wasn't her room, it was her best friend Alyssa's room and technically, it was on fire... anyway, she was very unhappy because one of her friends didn't want to play her favorite game named "I'll rip out your soul and consume your flesh".
> Naturally, this made her very sad. She then decided to go ask her friend's parents, Garrick and Ashley, what she should do.
>
> "But Adeline, maybe Alyssa just wants to play another game?" Ashley said.
>
> "Ok." Adeline said. She walked over to her best friend Alyssa.
>
> "Want to play another game instead?" Adeline asked Alyssa.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "How about the-'Put your parents in the room that's on fire'-game?" Adeline suggested.
>
> "Waaaaaah, mommy, mommy, Adeline is making scary monster voices again."
>
> This made Adeline hurt. All over her body, but especially inside her heart... So she set the rest of the house on fire, dragging Garrick, Ashley and Alyssa screaming and clawing down into the depths of hell.
>
> The end... Or was it?
Now that the good part is over, let's just get this over with. Without further adieu...
HELL GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Pu$$ykat66: So, have you heard?
MegaBia!ch: Herd wut btch?
OmegaBia!ch: O, U talking about that rumor?
TheChosenB!@tch: OH! OH! I HEARD IT!
Pu$$yKat66: Yeah, about Becky and that dick going out behind your back.
MegaBia!ch: Fck yu syin? Ar yu smoking?
OmegaBia!ch: Well, Obviously lol. But the rumor is tots true. I heard they got to 'know' about each other in the bathroom. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheChosenB!@tch: I COULD HEAR THEM FROM OUTSIDE! BECKY IS ONE HELLUVA SCREAMER!
MegaBia!ch: Ur all jus jelly an makin stuf up. Chad is, liek, not leik that.
TheChosenB!@tch: LOL! DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU STOLE HIM FROM FREYA?
MegaBia!ch: ...shut yer face. He's changed, like, a lot.
OmegaBia!ch: Funny U say that, actually, Chad has been winking at me...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MegaBia!ch: I SAID SHU-
Queen: Enough. I'm talking.
Pu$$yKat66: Oh Queen! What're you doing here? Aren't you in the middle of transit?
Queen: I am. I want some information.
MegaBia!ch: Well, wut cud we now thet yu dont?
Queen: Check your texts. Tell me, is there something strange in there?
OmegaBia!ch: Now that U say that, actually, there's this text from some prick called "God."
TheChosenB!@tch: HOLY SHIT! ME TOO!
Queen: Tell me. What does yours say?
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Pu$$yKat66: It says, "Repent all ye lost sheep, else destruction hath come. The end of all days, The Second Coming, The Millennium, the time of peace, prosperity, and learning, the day of reverence and the thousand years of preparation hath come, oh ye woefully sinful sheep. The Shepherd hath come, now bow down and worship the savior. Your father in heaven loves you, Kate."
TheChosenB!@tch: MINE SAYS, "Your sins have condemned you. Burn in hell, and repent with pain, Chelsea."
MegaBia!tch: "For disobeying the commandments, outer darkness will be your only dwelling, Megan."
OmegaBia!tch: ... "'Prick' is not the correct way to address your lord in heaven, Alyssa."
Queen: Then, it is as I feared.
Queen: Well girls, guess we're fucked. I'll be heading to church, see ya in hell.
Pu$$yKat66: ...
TheChosenB!@tch: ...
MegaBia!tch: ...
OmegaBia!tch: ...
Queen: LOL. How do you think someone got a hold of all our numbers?
Pu$$yKat66: It was probably Megan. She has the habit of giving anything with a penis her number.
MegaBia!tch: Hey! That's not true! I'm perfectly satisfied with vaginas too.
TheChosenB!@tch: ROFL, CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SO SCARED FOR A SECOND! I MEAN, HOW DID THEY KNOW ALL OUR NAMES? SUCH A FUNNY JOKE, RIGHT?
OmegaBia!tch: Hahaha, sure. But one thing still confuses me. While I was reading, halfway through it changed...must be my imagination, right?
Queen: Huh, I wonder why the sun is so bright today. And why everyone is looking at it. And why there are two suns. And why everything is burning.
Queen: ...guys?
Queen: ...
Queen: ...
Queen: Shit, I thought I was going to die of an overdose.
Queen: So why is it that everything is burning?
Queen: Well, since everyone else gave their messages, I guess I should give mine too...
Queen: "I look forward to a personal interview. Let's talk, shall we?"
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White.
All around, everything is a gentle shade of white, like clouds.
"Where...?"
The last thing I remember is typing my final message, somewhat hysterically I'll admit, but I know I was on my train to New York, when suddenly I received a text.
It said, "Do you believe in God?"
I responded, thinking it was a joke.
"Yep. No one more than me. Might as well be a fucking prophet."
But they responded. "Good...then, you've kept the commandments, right?"
"What commandments?"
"Oh...oh no...this can't be...it's worse than I thought...well, it's okay."
I was feeling kinda weirded out. "How is it okay?"
"Soon most of you filthy heretics will be dead. And worse.
"Um, are you a terrorist?"
"No. I am named Jophiel. It is not a pleasure to meet you, but it will be a pleasure...
To see you burning in hell."
I dropped my phone. Thinking it was stupid, I contacted my friends.
What they said terrified me.
And now...
A beautiful man, black hair, chiseled muscles, sharp chin, and blazing eyes. And a pair of feathered wings behind his back. And he was shuffling through files and marking papers. For several minutes, I simply sat in the comfort of the clouds. After a long wait, the man looked up at me.
"Let's see...you haven't done anything worth punishment...but Jophiel keeps saying that I go too easy on you. Sorry, nothing personal. It's just...I've got a quota to reach, and you're the last one I need. I'm truly sorry. I hope you die quickly, and are freed from the pain."
I sat quietly, not understanding. The man picked up a flaming sword, and took a step toward me. He raised the sword above his head.
I didn't move my head.
"Hey...this is a dream, right? Will I wake up soon?"
"...Yeah. This is a dream. But, you won't wake up. Sorry. As I said...
Nothing personal."
Then the sword pierced from the top of my crown, to my foot.
And after seeing so much fire...
I became one with it.
To be continued...