Basically what it says in the caption- Weeaboo is back on October 7th, AKA this coming Monday. We will be shifting format- 3k words a chapter (up from 2k) but posting Monday, Wednesday and Friday instead. The net difference is a whopping 1k words a week, which has not resulted in the significant time savings I was hoping for. Yes, I really thought that through. Yep. Really made top notch use of the 'ole brain right there.
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Look, we are back on Monday. With hopefully a new cover for Vol. 2, and definately new charicters, new exploits, new absurd situations, and a new appreciation for the utter hell that is living in a mobile Gacha game. We got new mechanics coming in. We got assorted sass. We have trickery. Most of all, we have some deep-cut weeb on offer. Look forwad to it! And to encourage postive thinking, here is a teaser:
> I was stabbed with homesickness again. This time not for New York or my apartment, but for the bubble of pink softness of my distant Weeaboo home. I could feel the depression spiraling down on me. On the one hand, now felt like exactly the time to indulge it. On the other hand, I had a new Six Star, plus apparently the whole of Gradden March. I didn’t want “depressed loser who somehow eaked out a win” to be my first impression as the new boss. I have a feeling there is no coming back from that one.
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> Deep breath. Fake it ‘til you make it. If my happy weeb bubble is what I need to be functional, to get me through the day, then embrace that Astolfo body pillow with pride. Get active! Get spiritual, Aqua style. Let us pray.
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> “Oh, great Sky Daddy Pachinko, hallowed be thy name. Thy new games come, thy pulls be done, on Earth as it is in Monstadt. Give us this day our daily log-in bonuses, and forgive us our mods, as we forgive those who mod against us. Lead us not into debt, but deliver us from pay-to-win. For thine is the Game, the VIP Pass, and the Monthly Sales Chart, forever and ever, Amen.”
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> I held up my hands, rubbing my thumb against my fingers in supplication. Then I opened the first chest. Which exploded. Stuff went flying everywhere- resource packs, costume packs, Resonance Crystals, materials I couldn’t identify, and a small collection of glowing papers. Before I dug in, I rushed to the other chests. I wanted a true loot bath. I have earned my loot bath.
See you on Monday!
-Warby