"Where the hell is that Hero this time!?"(General)
It was once again midnight, the enemy's barrier was stronger than expected so we've yet had any progress.
"Do you really have to ask that?"(Lina)
"Sup guys."(Hero)
Aaaaand here we go again...
"I just returned from the-"(Hero)
"Demon Queen's castle."(General)
Obviously.
"H-how did you know!? Have you unlocked a new magic!?"(Hero)
"No dumbass! It was obvious where you'd go!"(General)
"Then Sh*rlock?"(Hero)
"He doesn't exist in this story!"(General)
"I don't think you can say that General."(Lina)
"My name's Lawrence!"(General Lawrence)
"Yeah but the author got fed up with your name he started calling you General."(Hero)
"There's no way-"(General)
"..."(General)
"..."(Lina)
"..."(Hero)
"..."(General Lorence?)
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"Ahem! Anyways, what the hell did you do in that castle this time?"(General)
"We had tea."(Hero)
"Why didn't you fight!?"(General)
"I was injured."(Hero)
...what!?
Someone is capable of injuring the hero!?
"The Demon Queen was at the topmost room at that time so I tried making a grappling hook with my sword, and..."(Hero)
"And...?"(Lina)
"I accidentally stabbed myself."(Hero)
"..."(General)
"..."(Lina)
"..."(Hero)
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"What the hell happened afterwards!?"(General)
"I reached to throne room, but my lack of blood got me thirsty so..."(Hero)
"...you asked for some tea."(Lina)
"How did you know!? Have you perhaps-"(Hero)
"You can't use magic to guess the future dumbass!"(General)
"But I actually did."(Lina)
"....."(General)
"....."(Hero)
"I'm not the kingdom's magician for nothing you know?"(Lina)
"....."(General)
"....."(Hero)
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"What happened afterwards?"(Lina)
"She gave me a tea cup filled with clear liquid."(Hero)
"Isn't that just water!?"(General)
"I don't think so, since my wounds healed right after I drank it."(Hero)
"She healed her enemy!?"(General)
"Where did that water come from anyways?"(Lina)
"I asked that as well, she told me she tried making tea out of random plants in her garden."(Hero)
"The Demon Queen has a garden!?"(General)
"I think boiling random plants are a more present concern."(Lina)
"She found a weird flower that was glowing and used it to make tea."(Hero)
"Isn't that dangerous!?"(General)
"She's making it for her enemy, you know?"(Lina)
"It was the cleanest tea she had so she presented that to me."(Hero)
"What kind of basis is that!?"(General)
"Aren't you being too loud? The soldiers are sleeping"(Lina)
"..."(General)
"..."(Hero)
"..."(Lina)
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"My wounds healed after drinking that tea and I felt like my lifespan extended."(Hero)
"How the hell-"(General)
"Shh."(Lina)
"-did you feel that?"(General)
"I don't know, I just knew it extended."(Hero)
"..."(General)
"..."(Lina)
"Oh right! I forgot to pull out the holy sword from my body so I started bleeding."(Hero)
"Again."(Lina)
"How could you not notice that!?"(General)
"And the holy sword turned magnetic due to the weird water."(Hero)
"And...?"(Lina)
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"The Demon Queen's blade stabbed my other chest."(Hero)
"..."(Lina)
"..."(General)
"..."(Hero)
"It's still stuck by the way."(Hero)
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"We need to call the priest! The hero's-"(General)
"There's no need for that."(Hero)
"Why!? You're injured!"(General)
"You see...after drinking half of the tea...well..."(Hero)
"What!? Just say it!"(General)
"I kinda turned immortal."(Hero)
"..."(General)
"..."(Lina)
"..."(Hero)
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"And by the way, I gave half the tea to the Demon Queen so she turned immortal as well."(Hero)
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"(General)
"She's the enemy you know?"(Lina)
"Yeah but she's the actual owner, so she can do whatever she wants with it, right?"(Hero)
"That's...actually right."(General)
"No it's not."(Lina)
"Wait, immortality!? Didn't you just drink the elixir of life!?"(General)
"..."(Hero)
"..."(Lina)
"..."(General)
"...I guess so"(Hero)
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"You're sleeping outside tonight."(General)
"What!?"(Hero)
"The General'll come with you."(Lina)
"Serve's you- what!?"(General)
"You're too loud."(Lina)
"Fine, but where the hell are you going!?"(General)
The hero was walking away when I said that.
"The Demon Queen's Castle."(Hero)
"What're you gonna do?"(General)
"Sleep."(Hero)
"....."(General)
"....."(Lina)
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(Author note-.....
-this is what happens when you type half-asleep in bed
-don't take this series seriously, I said it earlier but don't take this series seriously
-seriously)