General Laura
Commander of the strongest army in all of the demon continent, feared by both humans and demons alike,
"Can you finish the introduction already?"
"Goddammit Lira! You're the strongest magician in all of
"What a roundabout way of introducing me."(Lira)
"You're not allowed to say that you know?"(Demon General)
"Just knock on the door already, the Queen's waiting for us."(Lira)
"Why should I knock!?"(Demon General)
"Cuz' you're the female one here."(Lira)
"What difference does that make!? Isn't it the opposite?"(Demon General)
"..."(Lira)
"Wait you're a guy!?"(Demon General)
The Demon Queen heard their banter and let them in.
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"How dare you sit beside Queen!? Do you know no respect !?"(Demon General)
The Hero was sitting beside the Demon Queen on her throne.
"There's enough space, so what's the problem?"(Lira)
"What's the problem you ask!? Only those as strong as the Demon Queen may sit on that throne!"(Demon General)
"He can sit beside me then."(Demon Queen)
"Who in the heavens is that person anyways!?"(Demon General)
"Weren't you complaining about respect?"(Lira)
"He's the Hero."(Demon Queen)
"Oh, the Hero, so that's why he's as strong as- WAIT WHAT!?"(Demon General)
"WHAT IN THE HEAVENS IS THAT TRASH DOING HERE!?"(Demon General)
"We're having tea~."(Demon Queen)
"..."(Demon General)
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"Why in the heavens are you two having tea!? You're fated enemies! You're supposed to fight each other!"(Demon General)
"Told you she'd say that."(Hero)
"Fine then, you win for tonight."(Demon Queen)
"You made a bet out of me!? And what in the heavens are you planning to do!?"(Demon General)
"I think you have more present concerns."(Lira)
"Fine then, if you're not gonna fight him, I'll dispose of him myself."(Demon General)
"There's no point in doing that, he's immortal."(Demon Queen)
"WHAT!?"(Demon General)
"He's immortal."(Lira)
"I heard it."(Demon General)
"He's immortal."(Hero)
"Aren't you referring to yourself!?"(Demon General)
"He's immortal~."(Demon Queen, Lira & Hero)
"I SAID I HEARD IT!"(Demon General)
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"We're doomed! How in the heavens can the Queen beat the Hero if he's immortal?"(Demon General)
"She's right in front of you."(Lira)
"I can hear you, you know? Have some faith in me, I'm immortal as well."(Demon Queen)
"What!? What in the heavens even happened!?"(Demon General)
"Can I finally say "long live the Queen"?"(Lira)
The Queen then told them everything that happened.
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"Why the in the heavens would you give the hero the elixir!?"(Demon General)
"I thought it was tea."(Demon Queen)
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" You still gave him some tea."(Lira)
"At least it isn't elixir anymore."(Demon Queen)
"He's already immortal! What's the point!? And where in the heavens did that bastard go!?"(Demon General)
"He was sleepy so he went ahead."(Demon Queen)
"Where?"(Lira)
"My room."(Demon Queen)
"....."(Lira)
"....."(Demon General)
"..."(Demon Queen)
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"What in the heavens are you two planning to do!?"(Demon General)
"Don't worry! I've found out that the ability of a creature to survive is inversely proportional to its fertility rate. So I'm safe~."(Demon Queen)
"That has nothing to do with his libido."(Lira)
"So you're still going to do it."(Demon General)
"Of course not! We have to get to know each other first..."(Demon Queen)
The Demon Queen was blushing as she said that.
"Then you're still going to do it."(Lira)
"....."(Demon Queen)
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[The following morning]
"My Queen!"(Demon General)
"Don't just barge in on other people's rooms pervert!"(Demon Queen)
"I'm a woman!"(Demon General)
"No you're not."(Demon Queen)
"Yes I am!"(Demon General)
"What's with all the commotion?"(Hero)
"You actually slept together!?"(Demon General)
"Isn't that obvious?"(Lira)
Nobody noticed Lira.
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"My Queen! If you aren't going to give your order, I'll personally attack the nearby human encampment!"(Demon General)
"By the way, I wrecked the army in front of the castle since it was in the way."(Hero)
"....."(Demon General)
She had to wait for them to recover.
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[Several days later...]
"My Queen! The army is ready! I will now attack the nearby encampment!"(Demon General)
"You shouldn't...really..."(Demon Queen)
"Leave her be, she wouldn't be able to break my barrier anyways."(Hero)
"Who do you think you're referring to!? I'm the strongest general in all of
"..."(Lira)
She couldn't break the barrier.
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"How dare you stop me from killing your brethren!"(Demon General)
"Well that's logical."(Lira)
"Do you want me to kill you!"(Demon General)
"I would've let you kill me, that is, pfft, if you could~."(Hero)
The Hero's heart flew three meters (above the clouds) that day, and never came back.
[P.S. He just grew a new one]
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(Author Note-this is just for fun, do not take this seriously.
-back to using a phone since I'm in the hospital {they wouldn't let me use the laptop}
-other series on hiatus till' I fully recover
-gonna make the {I've been in the hospital since last year} joke later)