"Demon Queen of the demon continent
"Hm? What is it?"(Demon Queen)
"If you will not allow us to fight the humans, we shall start a rebellion to overthrow you from your position!"(Demon General)
"I don't think that's a good idea."(Lira)
"Don't you have to kill the Demon Queen to overthrow her?"(Hero)
"..."(Demon General)
She had to think of another idea.
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"Demon Queen of the demon continent
"Hm? What?"(Demon Queen)
"I am here to announce that all of
"I'm not."(Lira)
"I'm part of the
"..."(Demon General)
She couldn't answer back.
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"The entire demon army is now in position, we shall now commence the attack!"(Demon General)
"I'm not part of this."(Lira)
"Didn't she learn from last time?"(Hero)
"I don't think so."(Demon Queen)
The demon army got wrecked.
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"I wonder why she keeps on trying."(Hero)
"Laura has been known for being very strict and impatient, she just got fed up I guess."(Lira)
"I almost forgot, but I've never heard the Demon Queen's name."(Hero)
"Oh, it's Nea Luxiraced."(Demon Queen)
"It's shorter than I thought."(Lira)
"You didn't know the name of your Queen!?"(Hero)
"....."(Demon Queen)
"We need the generals for the retorts."(Lira)
Apparently no one knew.
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"We have come back!"(General and Demon General)
"Why are the two of you together?"(Hero)
"As much as it pains me to work with these filthy humans, we need the help of every warrior in the planet to overthrow the two of you!"(Demon General)
"How exactly will you overthrow us?"(Hero)
"Aren't you overthrowing us to fight each other?"(Demon Queen)
"Hah! We knew you'd say that! But we've decided that-"(General)
"WE'RE JUST SICK OF BOTH OF YOU!!!!!"(General and Demon General)
Both armies got wrecked.
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"Hero, I've never asked, but what is your name?"(Nea)
"It's Edward."(Hero)
"No surnames?"(Nea)
"I'm not a noble you know"(Edward)
"Then, pffffft, are you gonna start glittering now?"(Nea)
"....."(Edward)
She had to apologize for the rest of the day.
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"I'm surprised the generals don't come anymore."(Nea)
"The human army retreated since they lacked supplies."(Edward)
"So they're gonna come back?"(Nea)
"Judging from our king...I...don't think so."(Edward)
"And why is that?"(Lina)
"He practically gave up- WAIT WHAT!? What are you doing here!?"(Edward)
"The army was annoying."(Lina)
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"That...actually makes sense, especially when you think about the General."(Edward)
"Who are you mocking here!?"(Demon General)
They forgot about the other noisy one.
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[Demon Queen P.O.V.]
I was making tea beside my room when all of a sudden-
"Uwah!"(Nea)
The hero hugged me from behind.
"W-what are you doing hero? We aren't supposed to be this c-close yet."(Nea)
"Spider."(Edward)
"We have to atleast mary firs- what?"(Nea)
"There's a huge spider in the corner."(Edward)
"....."(Nea)
Nea learned something new about the Hero.
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"But why would you be afraid of spiders? They're cute."(Nea)
"I wouldn't have had an issue if they WEREN'T BIGGER THAN ME."(Edward)
Nea was sitting on a giant spider as she talked.
"Is this intentional!?"(Edward)
"No it's not."(Nea)
It was.
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"I've got an idea!"(Nea)
"What is it?"(Edward)
"Read this book I've acquired from another planet."(Nea)
"What for?"(Edward)
"It's about a reincarnated spider."(Nea)
"Then why the hell would I read it!? Like that'd make a difference."(Edward)
The hero was later known for killing thousands of spiders and wasting reincarnation magic on them.
Why you ask? Spider girls.
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"Hero, is it true that demi-humans are oppressed in your country?"(Nea)
"Oh, the classic discriminated race cliche, but it's not like that."(Edward)
"Huh? Then why do they avoid humans?"(Nea)
"It's just that humans adore them way too much they get annoyed."(Edward)
"Oh"(Nea)
It was simpler than she thought.
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"How exactly do they "annoy" the demi-humans?(Nea)
"Well they pat their heads, touch their tails, but I can't blame them, it's way too cute."(Edward)
"W-we demons have horns and tails you know? W-why aren't we patted?"(Nea)
"Then let me try-"(Edward)
*Stab*
"You're horns are in the way."(Edward)
"Yeah...they automatically block anything near my head..."(Nea)
"Well isn't that convenient?"(Edward)
"....."(Nea)
Nea sulked for the rest of the day.
The hero had to apologize for a week.
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(Author note-barely got this one out lol
-MY EYES ARE BLEEDING (not really)
-gonna cum out of le hospital toms and finally use laptop (I think)
-what the hell is this you ask? imagine four-koma mangas, you imagined? now stop imagining.
-seriously stop imagining)
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In case of confusion, Lira and Lina are two different people.