"Haaaahh...."(King)
"What's the problem, father?"(Princess)
"General Lawrence has finally come back..."(King)
"Oh"(Princess)
"Why am I a problem!?"(General)
"That's exactly why you're a problem."(Princess)
"Uh...what??"(General)
"Haaahhhh..."(King)
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"My king! The hero has finally betrayed us!"(General)
"..."(Princess)
"Okay"(King)
"What!? Is that all you have to say!?"(General)
"Well...yeah..."(King)
"..."(Princess)
"..."(General)
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"Don't you know how dangerous it is for the entire kingdom!?"(General)
"It's not."(Princess)
"Hah!? And why is that?"(General)
"We just finished signing a peace treaty with the demon queen."(King)
"Oh"(General)
"..."(King)
"..."(Princess)
"Why would you do that!?"(General)
"And heeere we go again."(Princess)
The two covered their ears as the General started screaming.
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"As I said, the demons have been our-"(General)
"Wait"(King)
"What is it?"(General)
"A dragon is found near village fo'err, go deal with it."(King)
"What!? A village is under attack!? Why didn't you say so earlier!?"(General)
"You were too loud, anyways, a private carriage is already prepared, you can go now."(King)
"By myself!?"(General)
"Go get 'em boy."(King)
"Good luck on your final journey."(Princess)
"What did you just say!? I'm sure I heard somethin different there!"(General)
"I don't know what you talking about"(King)
"Me too"(Princess)
None of them were making eye contact.
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"But my king! It would be dangerous to leave you here when the entire army has yet arrived! Only the nobles opposing you arrived after me!"(General)
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"That is fine, I'm already planning to have my daugther succeed my throne anyways..."(King)
"What the hell are you saying!? You're 28 years old!"(General)
"But she's already sixteen..."(King)
"So what!? It isn't as if- wait what!?"(General)
P.S. The queen's also 28
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"There's no need to worry over my safety, the castle's already safe due to our guests staying during the visit."(King)
"Someone capable of defending the king? And who might those be?"(General)
"The Hero and the Demon Queen."(King)
"Well that's obvious, since their the HERO AND THE DEMON QUEEN!? What the hell are they doing here!?"(General)
"Having cofee."(Princess)
"Not tea!?"(General)
"That's your problem?"(King)
"Of course it is! That's what that Hero's been blaberring about the entire time in the demon capital!"(General)
"No it's not"(Hero)
"He also talked about other stuff"(Demon Queen)
"You're too loud."(Lina)
"Your voice can be heard from our country."(Lira)
"What the hell am I doing here!?"(Laura)
"..."(Princess)
"..."(General)
"Can I retire now?"(King)
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(Author note-first free time in years! {Not years? Well fuck you too!}
-had to focus on studying to claim my reward {laptop huehuehue}
-update will probably take a while(once summer vacation starts this'll update like crayfish}
-once again, do not take this series seriously, it's made only for fun, and maybe because it's quick to make {still hard though, barely squeezed it in like a tampon})