Village fo'err
At the edge of our kingdom's border, this village can be found.
Its name was said to come from the legendary hero who came from the village.
I'd like to believe, atleast.
The king apparently named it from fodder, but letting them know is just too much.
What the hell is wrong with you, I once asked.
But apparently he was 12 when he named it, wait, wasn't that the year he became a father!?
Anyways, I, General Lawrence, have finally arrived at the village.
But,
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"(General)
"Having cofee."(Hero)
"Why the hell isn't it tea!?"(General)
"You're way too obsessed with tea."(Demon Queen)
"You're the last person I'd like to hear saying that!"(General)
"Can you keep quiet for a bit, the village'll be disrupted."(Demon General)
"Hm? What are you doing here?"(General)
"Haaahhh...what do you think?"(Demon General)
She said that as she looked far away while pointing her hands on the Demon Queen.
"Oh."(General)
I placed my hand on her right shoulder, seeing as both of us had dead eyes, I could only feel pity.
Fallen comrade...
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"Since you two are already here, why don't you guys deal with the dragon?"(General)
"We're just having tea, we're not going to deal with that large creature behind you."(Demon Queen)
"You two're the strongest- wait behind?"(General)
"Grrrrrr"(Dragon)
"Well..."(Hero)
"Goodluck with that."(Demon Queen)
"Wait what!? Why is it only glaring at me?"(General)
"We made a barrier."(Hero)
"You were the only one outside it."(Demon Queen)
"Aren't you gonna help me!?"(General)
"We're having tea."(Demon Queen)
"I thought you said coffee!"(General)
"Go get 'em boy!"(Hero)
"Shut up!"(General)
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I feel like I've heard that before.
"Laura, we're comrades, right?"(General)
"I pray for your safety."(Demon General)
"You're a demon! How the hell does that work!?"(General)
The village was disrupted anyways.
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"I'm gonna die!"(General)
"No you're not."(Hero)
"How do you know that!?"(General)
Wait.
Didn't the king say we could befriend dragon?
Maybe we could use it to get rid of these two.
"GRRRRAAAAAHHH"(Dragon)
Nope.
Not even gonna try.
I had to run the whole day.
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"Haah...hahhh..."(General)
The dragon finally left.
It's already evening.
"Hahh...I'll just...rest in the village...for now."(General)
"Want some tea?"(Hero)
"Shut up."(General)
"Rude."(Hero)
"You're one to talk!"(General)
"Need some help?"(Demon General)
"Thanks."(General)
"Heee~"(Demon Queen)
The Demon Queen was grinning for some reason, but there was something more important that's been bothering me since earlier.
"What the hell is that dragon doing in this small village anyways!?"(General)
"Rude."(Hero)
"How the hell is that rude!?"(General)
"Era just came here to have fun."(Hero)
"Era?"(General)
"The dragon."(Demon General)
She said that with her palm on her head.
"..."(General)
"3..."(Hero)
"...2..."(Demon Queen)
"...1"(Lina)
"ARE YOU KIDDING M-"(General)
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(Author note-do not take this series seriously
-short? I made this in the bathroom at school lol
-making a storyboard for my other series, update might come either next week or the one after it.)