Cheems slowly stepped closer to Bloodedge the Griffin, the air around them distorted by the aggressively loud concoction of edgy metal emanating from Bloodedge.

“Bloomdemdge ism too powermful to killm. We must sealm him.” Cheems raised his katana and closed his eyes, an odd forcefield of comic sans letters protecting him from the aggressive waves of sound.

Bloodedge sighed and started walking past Cheems, toward Gigachad. Just as Bloodedge passed Cheems, Sonic glanced between Vergil and Gigachad. He was thinking, a rarity for him, but he noticed something odd. He just couldn’t put his finger on it.

If only Tails were here, Sonic thought.

Bloodedge was slowly swaggering toward Gigachad when he stopped, his musical edgefest overpowering Gigachad’s hype music aura.

Gigachad scowled at Bloodedge. “Cringe.”

In an instant, Bloodedge was gone, back to where he had been standing in front of Cheems.

All the characters were in awe, unsure what was going on, but Cheems smiled. “Imteremsting.”

Cheems cut off Bloodedge’s path past him and zipped forward, slicing Bloodedge in the stomach.

Bloodedge blocked the attack, pushed backward a few inches by the sheer power of Cheems’ strike. A letter from Cheems’ aura clung to Bloodedge. Just an H.

Bloodedge sighed and said “Blood slice.”

He appeared behind Cheems in a flash, but Cheems was ready. While Bloodedge slashed down to cut Cheems in two, Cheems parried Bloodedge’s attack and slashed at his neck, then slid away from the slice. A second letter appeared. O.

Vergil ran forward. “Stay back, Sonic and Gigachad, I see a way to win this.”

Cheems was already growing weary, but he hadn’t landed enough hits to activate his finisher. Bloodedge was unfazed as Vergil flanked around his rear.

Gigachad smiled and said “Based.”

Vergil’s aura of “Bury the Light” grew stronger from this. Vergil squinted at Gigachad, thinking he perhaps underestimated the depths of Gigachad’s power.

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The whirling cacophony of rock music became a battleground of sound and swords. Vergil activated his Devil Trigger, Cheems reluctantly agreeing to let him fight.

Bloodedge turned to Vergil and groaned, his discontent, angst, and edge rising, which seemed to strengthen his abilities.

“Blood stab.” Bloodedge held out his sword to Vergil and Vergil held his sword out to block.

Vergil’s sword shattered in half. He was completely winded, and his stomach had a crater in it, though shallow. He was out of commission.

Cheems darted in behind Bloodedge while he was attacking and hit him once more, slapping another letter on him. R.

Bloodedge turned back to Cheems and smirked edgily. Cheems was reeling, too weak to defend another serious attack. The air around Bloodedge darkened into shadows, like all the souls of damned souls were screaming from his sheer coolness. He invoked his finisher on Cheems.

“Blood decapitate.”

He pulled his sword back to attack.

Sonic saw this on an instant, and side-eyed Gigachad. “Come on, big guy, we gotta save Cheems!”

The only thing faster than Bloodedge’s sword was Sonic the Hedgehog, who darted in front of the blow. Bloodedge’s sword went clean through Sonic’s neck, but bought time for Cheems to dart back.

Sonic erupted into an explosion of rings, groaning on the ground. He survived, perhaps only because of the rings.

Cheems silently thanked Sonic’s move and slipped in to hit Bloodedge. N.

Gigachad stepped up to Cheems’ side, scowling at Bloodedge. His voice boomed, a powerful rippled shooting across the battlefield. “Cringe.” Bloodedge was staggered by the scrutiny, but Cheems wasn’t and he darted in, sliding between Bloodedge’s legs, hitting him with the final letter. Y.

The letters swirled across Bloodedge’s body, then coalesced on his chest, each letter drumming into him with a debilitating thud.

H. Bloodedge staggered backward.

O. He fell to a knee.

R. He grabbed his head.

N. He fell to his other knee.

Y. His knees could no longer hold him. Bloodedge dropped his sword, panting on the ground.

Cheems swelled with muscle and power, summoning a bat into his grasp. He invoked his own finisher, raising the bat high in the air over Bloodedge.

“Go to Horny Jail.”

He bonked Bloodedge, who swirled into a ball of dark energy and disappeared on the instant. The Cherry Blossom park fell silent. Sonic and Vergil were hanging on for dear life and Cheems fell to the ground, panting.

Gigachad nodded to his allies. “Based.” A ripple shot out from him. Vergil’s wound ceased bleeding. A ring appeared and fell to Sonic. Cheems found a Cheeseburger in his hands and happily ate it, restoring his strength.

They rose and shared some glances, acknowledging each other’s strength.

Suddenly, a crack erupted behind them and a new figure came running through the rift. It was Fortnite Jonesy.

“Cheems, we just found something you’re not gonna like.”

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