Sammy was minding his own business within the castle. Suddenly, a young man walks up to him and says, "Pah, I have soo many pets, your plebeian brain probably can't fathom how many snakes I have. I have 10 pets. Not just canaries and dogs, but tortoises and even snakes! I can't tell you how many of each animal I have, but there are six wings, three shells and 26 legs between all of them!"
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"That is very nice sir. But why do I need to know this?" Sammy asked. "And please, I may be a clumsy libraian but I am certainly not a plebian. Besides the number of snakes you have is......."