“Why?! What purpose does this serve?!” I roared at Krahinn who was laughing maniacally.
“If you want the strong, fun
“What did you do?! Why is this dragon so mad at you?!” I inquired as it unleashed a massive slash of
I reinforced the
“As hurtful as your lack of faith in me is, and while it might be generally true, I am actually somewhat innocent this time!” Krahinn defended himself.
“Bullshiza!” I snapped at him. Krahinn just kept laughing.
“He started it! I just kept it going!” Krahinn explained as the dragon tried roasting us again.
“Is he some type of
“Lords no! He’s a type of
“I can’t keep this up!” I informed Krahinn.
“Ugh. Children are so weak.” Krahinn sighed as the dragon kept up its assault.
Before the next barrage, Krahinn grabbed me and activated my
“That was fun!” Krahinn declared as he picked me up off the ground.
“Who was that?! Why would you intentionally go somewhere that is waiting for you?!” I snarled at Krahinn.
“Oh, we’re not done.” Krahinn informed me with a laugh.
I wanted Krahinn to clarify as a massive portal opened up while a much smaller form of the dragon descended into the Wastes. It let out a massive roar, glaring at Krahinn. Ipnerslei folded into existence next to me and pulled me aside as Krahinn laughed at the dragon. Krahinn summoned a red cape, taunting the dragon like it was a bull. The dragon descended upon Krahinn, slashing its claws. The entire Wastes shook as Krahinn deflected the attack to the ground. The sand exploded as a massive earthquake shook from the sheer force of his attack. And another. And another. And another. The dragon was attacking nonstop, each attack shaking the Wastes as Krahinn was dodging by the thinnest of margins.
“Who is the dragon? Why do they want Krahinn dead? Is aether storm surfing an actual past time?” I asked Ipnerslei.
“That is Hoggdin, an
“So are they friends?” I checked. Ipnerslei laughed.
“No. Not at all. Well, kind of? Neither would ever say that. Hoggdin and Krahinn thrive off each other’s suffering.” Ipnerslei clarified with a chuckle.
“What started this feud?” I inquired. I tempered my expectations as I imagined it was something hilariously petty knowing Krahinn.
“Good guess. Their death match started over a novel.” Ipnerslei confessed as she was clearly struggling not to laugh.
“A novel?” I probed, getting a sinking sensation of what it entailed.
“Krahinn believed that the protagonist should’ve remained single, which is a big shock from him. Hoggdin, in his infinite wisdom, enjoyed the fact the hero found love and had a family. As you can tell, civility and calm heads won that day.” Ipnerslei answered with a sigh.
"This entire feud began over who an imaginary character should end up with?" I checked, making sure I wasn't missing something.
"Hoggdin liked it and brought it to Krahinn, who promptly acted like his usual, asocial self. Then neither of them would drop it and here we are." Ipnerslei confirmed with a grand hand wave.
“I’m amazed Krahinn could read.” I added on with a sigh. Ipnerslei laughed at that.
Krahinn and Hoggdin continued their match as the Wastes thankfully couldn’t get destroyed much more. Hoggdin did a particularly wide swing which Krahinn used to slam what looked like a small sun into him. Despite being quite far away, I could feel the heat radiate off of it. Hoggdin looked fine as he resumed his assault. Krahinn kept blasting Hoggdin with the small suns as Hoggdin thrashed around, launching breath attacks, and once in a while launching
“How long are the two going to fight?” I probed after the match continued.
“Given the insults haven’t started, you have at least two hours.” Ipnerslei sighed as she summoned chairs and tea for us.
“Thank you for your hospitality.” I told her with a polite bow.
“For Krahinn roping you into this mess, ask him about Hugminn.” Ipnerslei stated. I had no idea who or what that was, but I was going to gladly take her hint.
“It’s a who. You know, since we have time, I can show you how to shield your mind from an
“Thank you so much!” I said excitedly.
“I’ll demonstrate the flow once, but my
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I nodded excitedly as she put a finger to my forehead. Her
“What are you thinking?” Ipnerslei probed. Her entire body was made from light, so it was hard to gauge any form of expression.
“Is the reason
“I. I mean, you’re not wrong. At a technical level, what you said is correct.” Ipnerslei confirmed as she thought about it.
“
“Ah. That’s what you’re getting at. Yes. You can likely do what you’re thinking.” Ipnerslei informed me.
So, if I wanted to expand my mental space into some sort of
“You loveless, forever alone, beak faced forler!” Hoggdin snarled at Krahinn.
“What an extensive vocabulary you possess you dimwitted donkey. It must press your imagination to come up with such elaborate, well-structured insults.” Krahinn mocked as he was visibly starting to get the upper hand.
“Why does Hoggdin try when Krahinn is clearly the stronger of the two of them?” I pondered. Ipnerslei chuckled.
“Why do you try against the Void King?” Ipnerslei asked me in return.
“Fair point, but I doubt either of them are as motivated by this as the Void King is to kill me and I am to survive.” I retorted as the two continued to hurl insults.
“Krahinn bent the space around you into a ball for wanting to leave. Have you not seen how petty he is?” Ipnerslei chuckled; she might have had a point.
“I will concede you are not wrong.” I confessed. Ipnerslei laughed a bit more.
“You sound like Krahinn there.” Ipnerslei teased. I gave her a bit of side eye while looking back to the show.
“I choose to be alone; your lovers are imaginary!” Krahinn snapped at Hoggdin.
I chuckled a little at that. Wait. Imaginary. How did imaginary numbers work again? I racked my brain for a bit, remembering the best I could how the math worked. They were a component of complex numbers. Not useful. How did you represent them geometrically? What was that again? That’s what I needed. Come on Nil, think. They are useful in representing wave functions. Thanks brain, that’s the information I was looking for. I sat there mulling it over as Krahinn and Hoggdin kept fighting each other, with the two mostly trading expletives rather than actually attacking each other. Krahinn was no longer casting multiple
To make sure that I had the highest chance of success, I engaged my
“What?” I asked, not getting why he looked furious. My
“Do you have any idea what you just did?!” Krahinn snarled at me.
“Where are we?” Hoggdin inquired, having seemed to calm down. He sounded a bit nervous.
“Did Nil just? Did he recreate what I think he did?” Ipnerslei checked, sounding like she was struggling to keep her voice under control. A horrible sensation was crawling up my spine.
“Um, try to create a mental space that exists outside of the nearby Realm? This should be a stable void of my own thoughts and
“It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fine. It is fine. It. Is. Fine.” Ipnerslei repeated as she clearly began taking composing breaths.
“Wait. This is a space of this kid’s
“Yes, you two! This is as bad as you think it is! Ipnerslei, what the forl did you tell Nil?!” Krahinn growled, all nine of his eyes glowing with
“Yelling is not going to fix this. Krahinn, I understand you are upset, but I kindly request that we assign blame and vent said anger after we are no longer in danger.” Ipnerslei requested, her voice sounding like it was hanging in by a thread. Krahinn let out a deep breath as his
“I’m sorry.” I apologized. Krahinn’s eyes shot to me.
“You don’t even understand why I’m mad.” Krahinn snapped, his voice sounding ready to attack.
“I don’t understand what’s wrong with this
“How do we get back genius?” Krahinn inquired as he shot his hands out in annoyance.
“I’m guessing it’s not as simple as ending the
“What do you think happens when you collapse this space if we’re inside it?” Krahinn pressed as Ipnerslei and Hoggdin were both laughing at each other. If those two are this nervous, this has got to be bad.
“I’d imagine it would not end well for those inside.” I answered, starting to look away.
“Good guess. Now, how do you think we properly reconnect ourselves back to Ygdazi without unleashing a massive surge of
“When you create and form your own spaces, you need to properly exit and then close them. They are highly destructive and unleash massive
“So what do we do?” I asked sheepishly.
“I imagine die.” Hoggdin answered while nodding his head.
“We have Krahinn, so if there is a way out, he’s the one who could manage it.” Ipnerslei retorted, her voice sounding incredibly controlled.
“Why is this so bad? Why can’t Krahinn just make a tunnel or portal?” I checked, hoping they overlooked something simple. I knew that wasn’t right, but I was hoping.
“Because you idiot, YOU MADE THIS PLACE! YOU NEED TO CAST THE
“I think I moved the time too.” I confessed. Krahinn’s eyes were twitching violently before storming off in a huff.