Thats a fuckin coconut, how the fuck did he fool these guys thats clearly a fucking coconut.
THAT PIECE OF SHIT HE FUCKIN RUINED MY NAP
IF I SEE HIM IM GONNA BEA-
I wonder what Beelzebub is thinking right now, she probably wants to find me and kill me
It’s like my mind is making her voice appear in my head randomly
Well women are scary and if she’s really coming here I’m going to happily walk away
“Teleport”.
*sigh*
Finally some rest
Wow my brains now making hallucinations of Beelzebub, it’s like I can see her right now.
“Hey”.
Wow she can talk?
“Hey Lucifer, stop touching my thighs”.
“I thought you were a hallucination”.
Beelzebub looked a supermodel with dark purple hair and violet eyes
“Even if I were a hallucination, why did you go for my thigh, you goddamn perverted demon”.
“The perverted demon is Asmodeus, not me”.
“She’s the demon of lust of course she would be perverted but you’re not and stop touching my thighs”.
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“I forgot to remove my hand”.
“Anyways why are you out here in the middle of the night”.
“Exploring this place”.
“In the middle of the night”?
“Yea, the others would follow us if we didn’t”.
“What do you mean by us, did you lure me here”?
“I did, if people discover a small child is beating random people up easily, they would obviously report and everyone would be after me”.
“And you ruined my sleep just to go on an adventure?!”
“Yea”.
“You piece of shit”.
“Thanks”.
“Why did you retransform into your original form”?
“Saving mana, it’s tiring and it would be funny to see a bunch of grown men get wrecked by a small child”.
“Yea sure, can I change back”?
“Hell no”.
“Why the hell not?!”
“Michael will immediately recognize you if he saw you”.
“How about you then huh”?
“Michael doesn’t know what I look like”.
“Fair, We have to find out how the demons are entering this dimension anyways”.
“That’s an issue we need to solve Beelzebub”.
“You know Lucifer, I really missed you a lot over the past 10 years, it’s nice talking to you like this”.
“Yea it really is”.
“Me being taller than you really throws me off”.
“Should I change into another form”?
“Yea you should”.
“Transform, hows this”.
“It’s much better, you know? Maybe we can re use the technique the demons used to get here to go back”.
“And how do you plan to repurpose it”?
“You do it, you’re a so called genius after all”.
“I don’t know jack shit about quantum physics and even then, how do we change something we don’t know the inner mechanism of”?
“Magic”.
“We need knowledge then”.
“Of course we do, the internet doesn’t work at all you know? So we can’t search anything up”.
“We need a quantum physicist then”.
“Why do you think I’m exploring anyways just for fun”?
“Yea”?
“You sense any heat signs”?
“Yea and the gravity there is also really insane”.
“It’s a portal but I don’t think it’s even possible to reach different dimensions with just portals, the most anyone has ever done is different universes, let’s go”.
There was absolutely nothing there, we could barely feel a difference, the gravity wasn’t pulling anything.
“Wanna go closer”?
“It’s a fucking death trap so hell no”.
“Don’t you at least want to test it”?
“A no is a no so no”
“Even if I giv-“
“Absolutely not, I won’t lose you”.
“So you care about me Lucifer?”
“Absolutely not you’re useful that’s why I want to keep you safe”.
“I know you’re lying Lucifer”.
“Whatever”.
“Hey, what the hell are you two doing in my territory”.
A group of punks came from behind us
“Your territory? We just randomly landed here”.
“If you want to leave here alive, you better give me a taste of that woman and everything else you have”.
“Hey Lucy, what the hell is he asking for when he says that he wants a taste of me”.
“Mating Beelzebub, he wants to mate with you”.
“Hell no”.
“Beelzebub, I’m going to deal with them”.
“Sure”.
“You think you can best all of us skinny ass kid?”