Why not kill some crooks to kill the time, they’re free kills anyways
Ahaha
Ahahahahahaha
“A kid? What the hell can he even do to us, capture him and let’s sell him, his skin is smooth so this kid must be rich”.
These guys are creepy as shit
Makes me want to hurt them even more
“Don’t hurt me please mr bandits”.
“This little boy’s begging for his life, makes me want to taste you even more”.
What the fuck, who the hell do you think you are! My goddamn Uncle?!
This bandit is like that guy that does reviews on shit and molests little children
They’re fuckin weird
“Little boy, you scared?”
*My fingers started to twitch*
*And they started to snap quickly*
I hate this
I don’t like him
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“AHAHAHAHAHA You’re all going to fucking die”.
“This kid is insane”.
*I put my arm on his chest*
“Hell’s Barrier”.
A barrier grew inside his chest
Ripping him apart
His organs flying everywhere
“AHAHAHAHAHAHA”
The barrier started spinning rapidly
“What the hell is this kid?!”
The blade started flying into the other bandits
“AHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT”.
“THE FUCK IS HAPPENING”.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”.
*I stood laughing in the rain of blood*
You bastards should die
I SHALL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY A BUNCH OF ANTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You bastards should die
MOTHERFUCKERS DIE FOR DISRESPECTING YOUR LORD
I SHALL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY A BUNCH OF ANTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sigh*
They’re slave traders?
It’s not like I’ll need any money anyways
And maybe I’ll get allies
Well all of you can go now
*As I snapped my fingers, the locks started to melt away*
Well aren’t there a lot of y-
*All of them came out rushing*
*I fell to the floor*
Well after all this, not a single one left
“Hello sir?”
*I stood up immediately*
“Well hello there, how can I help you?”
“Umm, my legs are injured, can you please help me”.
You must be kidding me, you ruined my sense of excitement
“Hell n- I mean yeah, I can heal you”.
“Time manipulation past”
*Time started to rewind and her body becomes less skinny*
She had smooth skin
She was an elf
She wasn’t normal though, an elf usually has blonde hair, this one didn’t. She had clean long white hair, she was probably worth a lot after all she was the hero’s descendant.
The hero was a powerful elf who had white hair and red eyes, this elf had both.
It’ll be good for me if she goes to my side, she’ll be thankful to me afterall and I can manipulate her with kindness. Elves don’t like hero descendants after all they’re selfish and envious of everyone.
She’s probably never heard of kindness in her life.
“Thank you so much!”
*She started to sob in my arms while hugging me*
“I’m sorry, this must fee very uncomfortable”.
“Indeed you are correct”.
“What?”
“What”
“I’m sorry what?”.
“I said it’s fine, after all you’ve experienced, it’s fine for you to cry on me”.
“Thanky uo so muuch”.
“Your welcome”.
“Please tell me your name my savior”.
“Edward Ellis”.
“The son of the city-owner? I will remember that name for my whole life, please I have one more thing to ask of you”.
“Sure”.
“Please be my master”.
“What”.