It’s nighttime, I think I can go out and explore this place since everyone has fallen asleep. I can go to the roof to look from above.

I had walked towards the stairs and it was blocked by pieces of debris.

This is annoying, I can’t just blast through this, or I might wake everyone up.

Magic will create a light so I can’t use that either, I had an idea.

My friction nullification ability can go the other way too and increase the friction.

Let me explain

I would like to run up the wall

The speed needed to escape Earth’s gravity is 12 meters per second and even then, you’d have to aerodynamic and have wings and the vertical shape will decrease your speed.

But still, the friction wouldn’t be enough to stay on there and get enough steps.

So I’ll just increase the friction so much that I can just walk on the wall.

I opened the window and it was quite cold and windy

I grabbed onto the window and stepped outside

If I fail this I’m going to fall, I believe myself enough

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Damn

There’s a lot of pressure on my legs

So I just have to continue to put friction on both legs and lift one leg at a time

I’m basically like spiderman

I’m getting used to this I’ll try running

My legs hurt a fuck ton

I swear if I fall, of course I did

I jinxed myself

Friction Nullification

I can survive the force impact of me hitting the ground

I just need to spread the force throughout my body.

Ow

No one can see me now

Teleport

The night’s nice, I feel calm, it’s empty

Stars

There’s no one but destroyed buildings

I see something

Finally something else

Ahaha

I jumped down the building

That girl Belphegor always told me I had main character syndrome, it’s not like I’m denying her, I just want to look cool.

Ahaha

“Teleport”.

A human? He’s out in the open

I think he isn’t alone, he’s clearly baiting me, my magic seems to be way stronger than any person in this world so I don’t think anyone’s a danger to me.

I’ll turn off my transform

I’ll embarrass them even more

“Hello sir? I think I’m lost can you help me”?

“What are you doing here”.

He started getting closer to me and grabbed me

“What are you doing”?

“Guys I got a child, we can get an advantage on those fuckers”.

It’s so cliche these guys are fucking idiots, I can just tell these guys look absolutely ridiculous

They look like ugly ass jojo characters

Look at those ugly ass buttchins bruh

“Summon Meteor”.

Meteors fell on the sky

“What the hell is that in the sky, RUN”.

“Good grief”.

“You’re NOT A FUCKING JOJO CHARACTER RUN”.

“I cannot escape this even if I run, I won’t be able to escape”.

“I’ll see you on the other side, my friend”.

A little overdramatic are we?

“What the hell was that sound”?

“It sounded like an explosion”.

“I could be Lucy, go check his bed”.

“He’s here and he’s sleeping”.

“Thank god”.

“Was that Lucifer? Ahh I’m tired what the hell did he do again, hey you all where is he”?

“He’s sleeping over there”.

Then what the hell could have caused that explosion? And how the hell is Lucifer sleeping throu- is that a fucking coconut

Thats a fuckin coconut, how the fuck did he fool these guys thats clearly a fucking coconut.