Well, that was really boring, I thought school would be more interesting than this.
It’s lunch time
People should come asking me for friends right? That’s how a usual main character is like
Right?
Hey hey where the hell are you all going come back
Hey hey this isn’t how it’s supposed to end up, I’m the main character hey hey hey
Whatever
“Hmm, no friends?”
“Noire, you have none either”.
“My name’s supposed to be Lucy remember?”
“Yeah yeah whatever”.
“Hey losers”.
“How d-“
“Lucy calm down, so what do you want from us?”
“Everything!”
“Would you kindly tell us your rank?”
“I’m rank A! I’m close to rank S soon I’ll be there!”
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“Um we’re actually rank S”.
“You think I would believe you losers!?”
I love him
I absolutely adore these types of bullies, they’re so fun to mess around with, even if I show my S class badge he probably still won’t believe me.
“Let me show you my badge”.
I’ll just pretend I left it in my room for a higher chance for a fight
“I forgot it, whatever I don’t need to show it to you anyways”.
“I knew it, you aren’t S class, you clearly are just paying around with me huh!?”
“Damn, Ed it’s really obvious that you have your badge, you really want to fight huh?”
“Huh!? now now, you better give me everything you have or die”.
Of course he didn’t hear Noire, humans cannot hear anything else if they’re hyper focused on something and that something right now is me.
“HEY WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO CALM”.
This is the only way I can keep me from smiling so much, this is making me so happy
This is so fun, I can’t stop, I can’t stop smiling
*He pushed me against the wall*
“why are you smiling, WHY ARE YOU SMILING IN THIS SITUATION, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE FACING?!”
“I’m facing someone weaker than me, that’s obvious”.
“YOU PI- I am this close from killing you right now”.
“Do it or are you scared of the consequences”.
“YOU- I challenge to a duel”.
He was afraid of getting expelled, he got money from other students just by intimidating them. I pressured him into trying to punch me
He has better self control than I thought
“Fine whatever, I’ll accept the duel”.
We caused a commotion, it’s obvious
I can embarrass him in front of everyone
“Hey, what are you planning to do?”
“It’s nothing you don’t have to worry about it Lucy”.
“I understand now, you’re planning to shame him in front of everyone and make him your pet”.
“Close but not close enough”.
“Prepare to die”.
“No”.
“Shut the hell up, Fireball!”
You must be kidding me,
“Barrier, What the hell is this supposed to be?”
“It’s magic!”
“Well it’s disappointing, but you know what? I don’t need to even use magic anymore, I’ll just use my hands”.
“Hey, show me your stronger magic”.
Actually which would embarrass him more, the use of magic or not
Drunk fighting
A style of fighting meant to disrespect the opponent
“Actually, you know? Before this I took a potion but instead it made me really really drunk”.
“DAMN YOU ARE NOT EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY IT IS STARTING TO PISS ME THE HELL OFF, FIRE BLAST”.
A blast of fire
I’ll just pretend like I tripped and caught myself in time
“THE FUCK, JUST SURRENDER ALREADY, FLAME CANNON!”
I definitely can’t dodge this one acting normally, I need to blow it away But there’s some space down there, I’ll just fall down and manipulate the ground around me
Ow
That kinda hurt
“Hey, you know what the weak point of a male is?”
“What?”
“The BALLS, they contain the most densely packed nerve endings”.
“STOP FUCKING EXPLAINING SHIT WHILE YOURE KICKING ME IN MY BALLS”.