Ow

That kinda hurt

“Hey, you know what the weak point of a male is?”

“What?”

“The BALLS, they contain the most densely packed nerve endings”.

“STOP FUCKING EXPLAINING SHIT WHILE YOURE KICKING ME IN MY BALLS”.

“I will keep kicking them until they pop or fall off”.

“FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”.

“Aha this is so fun, I’LL MAKE IT SO THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE”.

“FUC-“

Well he fainted

That’s unfortunate since it was pretty fun

Whatever

“I’ve won and you’ve lost”.

There’s a chance he would attack me when I turn my back gotta make sure that he stays put

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“Hey! Hey!! Isn’t the round over!? He has fainted!!”

How do I make up an excuse?

“You sure he has fainted? He does not seem so, there’s a high chance that he could attack me from behind”.

“That’s really unreasonable, what makes yo- HEY STOP FUCKIN KICKIN HIS BALLS”.

“He’s still awake”.

He really isn’t, I just want to beat more of his ass, it’s so fun

“HEY!HE REALLY ISNT AWAKE!”

Then I’ll just make him awake so I can beat the shit out of him

“Mental Manipulation- target:Shira Kon”.

With this ability, I can do surface level mind reading and only make him say a few things but I can make him awake.

“GOTCHa”.

Well maybe that line was a little hard for him to word out in that state

Anyways

This is going to be fun

For a while at least

Everything bores me

This is one of the only few things that gets my dopamine up

“HEY, UGHH”.

I will make it so you shut your mouth,

“You won’t fucking surrender will you? You’ll lose your precious pride”

“Mnmm”.

Ahahhaa

Let’s do something more entertaining

Unfortunately for you, I can use the skills of my minions, that’s why I’m gathering them

“Shadow”.

Large black tentacles emerged from his shadow and restrained him

“Mhnnnnnnmnn”

“Steel creation- Saw blade, so why not make this a little more fun”.

The blade spun spun and spun around

”Wonder what would happen if this giant blade flew right threw your poor poor destroyed crotch, don’t you wanna feel the pain? After all, you’re not surrendering, you must really like this”.

“WHOA HEY HEY HE SURRENDERS ON DEFAULT”.

“Come on that is no fun, you ejected all of the dopamine in my brain outside of my head, Tsk I wanted to play around more, spell deactivation”.

“What the hell, I stopped talking for a while, what the fuck was that magic!?”

I didn’t think about the consequences

Oh

Everyone’s backing away from me

Well

Whatever

Nothing’s going to be wrong with me for revealing that spell

But anyways

“Hey Baal”.

“What who the hell do you think you are trying to fistbump me”.

Oh she doesn’t know who I am? I do that cool anime thing where they whisper in their ear while walking away.

“Hey Beelzebub, it’s me”.

Aha

That was so fuckin cool

My stomach hurt’s I’m about to fucking combust