“I know right? There’s one thing I must show you, it’s really important”.

“What is it”.

”Just hold onto me”.

”sigh”.

”Teleport”.

”We’re in the middle of a forest”?

I have around twenty seconds to do this

”Time stop”.

And I have to put every single enhancement spell on me right now

I’ll have to keep her still first, I can’t have her die right now, I need her body.

Not in a sexual way or anything

Knocking her out might lead to some other problem

I’ll can finish the circle during that time

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It’s not like it’s that difficult

It’s just a circle with a star in the middle

Made of pig blood

I always have it stored somewhere on me

I will have to place her in the middle of it

And I’ll be done

“Hey what the is this!? Is this a goddamn summoning circle”!?

Uh come on the time limit is up, this is stupid

“Yea it is, well goodbye, whatever your name is, Hell Portal”.

“You piece of sh-“

She collapsed to the floor

She laid there in the middle

Unmoving

“Belphegor, you there”?

“Human, why have you summoned me”?

“You think a normal human can just summon a demon such as yourself here? It’s me stupid”.

“Lucifer? Oh it’s you, okay I didn’t miss you at all, why did you even summon me here”.

“I didn’t just summon you, I gave you a body, look at yourself”.

I tossed her a mirror

“Damn this girl is pretty hot, why did you choose me anyways”.

“I trust you the most out of every demon in hell”.

“Shut up, then why even is Beelzebub the first one here”.

She started to play with her hair and slightly looked down

“She followed me by herself, I didn’t get a body for her”.

“Oh so you picked me out of everyone else”?

“Yea, of course, you’re stronger than all the others”.

“So it’s because of that”?

“Yea, mainly because of that”.

“You piece of shit, you led me to the wrong conclusion, you’re so goddamn dense”.

“I’m male, we’re all dense as fuck”.

She sighed and tied her hair into a ponytail

“Why are these clothes so goddamn tight, I don’t like these, they’re for the male gaze, Lucify do you have any spare clothes”?

”Do you think I would have female clothes on me”?

”Where do you think I can even get them then”?

”We can go back to my house”.

”….”

Her face slightly changed into hues of red

”What’s wrong? cat got your tongue”?

”No nothing, how old are you in this universe anyways”?

”About 14, I can just tell my parents that I found you in the forest and you’re my servant”.

”Do you really think they would let me in? Do you really think they would let a random girl into their house”?

“I’ll just tell them that you’ve been my servant for a while”.

”I don’t think that’ll work, how about I just pretend to be your girlfriend”?