Synopsis
Nanoc the gnome thought his only class option was clerk… but the gods had bigger plans for him.
After being transformed into the universe’s first gnome barbarian, he’s given the legendary quest of freeing the goddess Chaos from her long millennium imprisonment. This is an impossible task for a four-foot gnome, and it is almost certain to get him killed, but hey, it's still better than doing paperwork.
He’s joined by Dren, an elven field scholar with an obsession for learning and a worrying tendency to blow things up. Tagging reluctantly along is Rotcel ‘Loc, a treasure hunter (and definitely not a thief) on the run from the Guild of Heroes.
Together this trio of chaotic good(ish) adventurers will journey through the strange and wonderful world Below while avoiding the vindictive eye of the god of Order who rules the heavens Above.Will they succeed? Probably not, but it’s going to be fun.
This is a comedy-litrpg with plenty of jokes, monsters, and fight scenes inspired by 2am DnD sessions where the game master has given up and the players are running wild.
What readers are saying:
Bro this is hilarious. I'm binging this whole thing right now. - VocabularicVomit
With generous nods to classic comedy bits from Abbott and Costello, Shrek, and probably loads more I missed the references to, the fun wordplay and witty dialogue exchanges really make this story sing. If you're into that kind of thing, which I am. If you are too, you're gonna love this one. - Mister Hand
Seriously, you will laugh reading this. It was a genuine treat, not at all hard to get through. Really enjoyed reading this. Banana's are dangerous! - EmrysAmbrosius
I like this berry much. Bored PUG
Table of Contents
- 11. Nanoc vs the lambs2024-11-13
- 22. The baaad guys2024-11-13
- 33. Laugh and play2024-11-13
- 44. Farmyard rumble2024-11-13
- 55. The baaa-rn2024-11-13
- 66. No little lamb2024-11-13
- 77. Mary’s lamb-aggoth2024-11-13
- 88. Baaa-stard2024-11-13
- 99. Mint sauce2024-11-13
- 1010. Rebel clerk2024-11-13
- 1111. A magical banana2024-11-13
- 1212. Legendary quest2024-11-13
- 1313. Scholar Barbarian Toad2024-11-13
- 1414. Enter the heroes2024-11-13
- 1515. Legendary Boss Toad2024-11-13
- 1616. Gnome vs Boss Toad2024-11-13
- 1717. The heroes return2024-11-13
- 1818. Joining the guild2024-11-13
- 1919. The Necromancer’s tower2024-11-13
- 2020. Necro--- what?2024-11-13
- 2121. The duel2024-11-13
- 2222. Skeleton freedom!2024-11-13
- 2323. The Very Badlands2024-11-13
- 2424. The trolls2024-11-13
- 2525. Meeting the king2024-11-13
- 2626. The quest2024-11-13
- 2727. Bandits!2024-11-13
- 2828. The troll farm2024-11-13
- 2929. Gnome soup2024-11-13
- 3030. The troll king2024-11-13
- 3131. Gnome smash!2024-11-13
- 3232. Get gnomed!2024-11-13
- 3333. It's better to light an elemental than curse the darkness2024-11-13
- 3434. Payment2024-11-13
- 35An all too rude interlude2024-11-13
- 3635. The Inn-stant2024-11-13
- 3737. The devil and the bar2024-11-13
- 3838. The road to Hell2024-11-13
- 3939. Eye-don’t think so2024-11-13
- 4040. Eye-spy with my giant bouncing eye, something beginning with 'd'2024-11-13
- 4141. Good doggie, in triplicate2024-11-13
- 4242. Sneaking into Hell2024-11-13
- 4343. The paperwork in Hell2024-11-13
- 4444. Rage and rescue2024-11-13
- 4545. Under new management2024-11-13
- 4646. Gnome news is good news2024-11-13
- 4747. Ghouls!2024-11-13
- 4848. Duck duck ghoul2024-11-13
- 4949. A trickle down economy2024-11-13
- 5050. Nanoc goes alone2024-11-14
- 5151. This chapter is covered in spiders2024-11-19