Over the next few days, I focus on giving my audience an incredible performance.

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Decide: action: cartwheeling. Decide: distance: 0.3 miles. Decide: starting point: spot 6.7 inches away. Walk: forward: over to starting place. Step: right foot: forward. Turn: on left foot: counterclockwise. Step: right foot: to the side. Fall: right: on right hand. Flip: right: on left hand. Fall: right: onto left foot. Step: right foot: to the side. Fall: right: on right hand. Flip: right: on left hand. Fall: right: onto left foot. Step: right foot: to the side. Fall: right: on right hand. Flip: right: on left hand. Fall: right: onto left foot. Step: right foot: to the side. Fall: right: on right hand. Flip: right: on left hand. Fall: right: onto left foot....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

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I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world....

Decide: action: spinning across a distance. Decide: distance: 3.65 miles. Decide: starting point: beside that tree over there. Walk: forward: over to tree. Step: right toe: forward. Pivot: right toe: clockwise. Step: left toe: forward. Pivot: left toe: clockwise. Step: right toe: forward. Pivot: right toe: clockwise. Step: left toe: forward. Pivot: left toe: clockwise. Step: right toe: forward. Pivot: right toe: clockwise. Step: left toe: forward. Pivot: left toe: clockwise....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

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I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world....

Decide: action: running. Decide: distance: 3.65 miles. Decide: starting point: 10 feet away. Walk: forward: to starting point. Run: forward: in straight line. Stop: rest: 3 seconds. Run: forward: in straight line. Stop: rest: 3 seconds. Run: forward: in straight line. Stop: rest: 3 seconds....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Bam! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam!

I'm in my family's backyard, staring at a garden gnome that we had taken to calling "Ms. Fisher". She has a pink polka-dotted dress on and is sitting on a rock while she fishes up a tiny fish. Or, at least, it used to be a fish until someone in my family replaced it with a tiny dildo ornament. The smile on her face as she looks at her prize is the kind that makes one nauseous. Maybe that was why someone tossed her into the dumpster where Uncle Larry often goes diving.

Even after all these years, she still looks nice. I think my mother had taken to cleaning and repainting her now and then. But this doesn't matter to me right now. What matters is that her hat is pointy, and she has a rather hefty weight. This makes her the perfect weapon. I pick her up and go inside.

Some stranger is fucking my clown-costumed mom in her carnival bedroom. And by that, I MEAN no one could describe this room as anything OTHER than a carnival bedroom. Whoever says it wasn’t had to be a crazy person. My mom had wallpapered the walls with old-timey carnival posters. The bed had a circus tent looking canopy. She also had a lot of knickknacks that took on the appearance of various circus animals and people. Too many of these were clowns.

Anyway, I sneak in with Miss Fisher and strike the stranger on the back of the head. He falls over. Then I cave in my mother's stupid clowned up face with Miss Fisher's shoes.

I continue on. I find Uncle Larry in the basement as usual getting swole. I only see his back as he lifts weights. His room is full of your basic hippie-dippie stuff. Artworks that talked about peace, love, and caring for the Earth hang on the walls. Calm, transcendental music plays through the speakers. When I call his name, he puts down the bar and turns around with a smile. This falls when he sees the blood dripping from Miss Fisher.

His muscles then expand like balloons, and his tattoos move across his arms. Then he makes some buzzing noises out of his mouth. This causes hundreds of wasps to appear out of the walls and floorboards. I duck as they come at me and throw Miss Fisher, hat first, straight at my uncle's chest. He then explodes and all the wasps fall to the ground. Once it all settles, I see Miss Fisher stuck to the far wall. I walk over and grab her.

To get my father, I creak open the front door and set Miss Fisher on top of it. When he opens it, Miss Fisher falls down and brains him.

You would think that I'd feel devastated after all this carnage. However, I feel somewhat relieved.

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I wake up and feel devastated. So the dream torture begins! I tell myself that I shouldn't feel so bad. The dreams are entertaining my audience. I can endure it for them. Yes! Yes! I can endure it for them, for them, for them! Anyway, I need to get back to business.

I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world.

Decide: action: walk sideways. Decide: starting point: 5.78 feet away. Decide: distance: 7.24 miles. Walk: backward: to starting point. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot. Step: right foot: over left foot. Step: left foot: behind right foot....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch! Bam! Bam! Slap! Slap! Pinch! Pinch!...

I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world.

Decide: action: breaking stalks and tying them to body parts. Pick: grass stalk: in front of me. Decide: lengths: 4.9, 7.3, and 8.7 inches. Tie: 8.7 inch grass part: to arm. Tie: 7.3 inch grass part: to the right index finger. Tie: 4.9 inch grass part: to left middle toe. Pick: grass stalk: in front of me. Decide: lengths: 2.75 inches, 8.4 inches, and 2.6 inches. Tie: 2.6 inch grass part: to tongue. Tie: 8.4 inch grass part: to pinkie. Tie: 2.6 inch grass part: to right thumb. Pick: grass stalk: in front of me. Decide: lengths: 2.17 inches, 9.7 inches, and 2 inches....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam.....

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I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world. I will find a way out of this world....

Decide: action: that squatting kicking dance. Decide: distance: stay in one spot and spin. Decide: how many before switching: 8.5 kicks. Bend: knees: forward. Fold: arms: over chest. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Half-kick: right leg: forward. Unbend: knees: backwards. Turn: left: 3.37 degrees. Bend: knees: forward. Fold: arms: over chest. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Kick: right leg: forward. Kick: left leg: forward. Half-kick: right leg: forward....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.....

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Somehow, I find a cliff in EFOP when most of the world has been as flat as my uncle's balloon muscles were in the past dream. I scurry up the cliff to get a good look at the world from a high point of view. This way, I can see the city of living cardboard boxes that I just know exists.

Once I get up the cliff, I crawl to the very edge. The cliff crumbles beneath me and I fall 13.49 feet to the bottom. All my limbs fall off as if I were some kind of doll. But as I lay there dismembered, I feel the grass tickling me. I look over and see stalks of grass breaking off and crawling toward me like gummy worms that have come to life. I try to move, but I have neither arms nor legs. As I watch, the grass stalk worms pick up each of my limbs and carry them toward me. They then reattach my limbs by stitching them to my body with their own bodies.

It does not hurt. I feel so loved.

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This does not seem like a torturous dream. It seems like the Pink Gods are trying to show me they want to help. If so, maybe they will help me get back to Earth if I do what they want me to do? I can't see how hard it would be for them to do that. Okay, Pink Gods, you have a deal.

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Decide: action: look at sky and sing nursery rhymes with a British accent. Decide: location: one step to the side. Step: right foot: to the right. Step: left foot: to the right so it meets the right foot. Turn: head: upward. Decide: song: Mary Had a Little Lamb. Open: mouth: wide. Sing: with British accent: Mary Had a Little Lamb. Decide: song: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Open: mouth: wide. Sing: with British accent: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...

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Decide: action: musical arm farts. Decide: location: on ground. Lie: onto grass: back. Put: right hand: into left pit. Press: right palm: into pit. Form: left arm: into duck wing. Twist: winged left arm: to the right. Twist: winged left arm: to the right. Twist: winged left arm: to the right. Twist: winged left arm: to the right.....

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

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Decide: action: flips. Decide: location: beside nearby tree. Walk: forward: to spot next to tree. Decide: action: backflip. Perform: action: backflip. Decide: action: sideflip. Perform: action: sideflip. Decide: action: under flip. Perform: action: under flip. Decide: action: front handspring. Perform: front handspring. Decide: action: gainer. Perform: action: gainer.

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep.

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Decide: action: breakdancing moves. Decide: location: 5.4 miles away. Walk: to the left: 5.4 miles. Pluck: grass stalks: within 4.2 foot diameter circle. Decide: dance move: windmill. Perform: dance move: windmill. Decide: dance move: octopus. Perform: dance move: octopus. Decide: dance move: dead cat. Perform: dance move: dead cat. Decide: dance move: Peter Pan. Perform: dance move: Peter Pan. Decide: dance move: windmill. Perform: dance move: windmill. Decide: dance move: octopus. Perform: dance move: octopus. Decide: dance move: dead cat. Perform: dance move: dead cat. Decide: dance move: Peter Pan. Perform: dance move: Peter Pan...

I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I don't need to sleep. I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP!...

Pinch! Pinchpinchpinch! Pinchpinchpinchpinch! Pinchpinchpinchpinchpinchpinch! SLAP! SLAP! PINCH! PINCH! SLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! PINCHPINCHPINCHPINCHPINCH! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! PINCH! PINCH! PINCH! PINCH!...

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I’m floating like a spirit over a city in the Pink Gods’ world. After gazing at the brutalist but adobe-esque buildings that are all done up in shades of pink, I sneak into individual apartments. Somehow I know which ones contain my fans. The Pink Gods that I see living there look like many big pink trash bags all stuck together. And they smell like it too. They have these blowholes in their skin that spew a gaseous fart and sweat mix every few minutes. From my observations, it seems like they can’t move that much. This is perhaps why they’re so desperate for someone like me to fill their lives.

I see further proof of their need as I observe their family units. The Pink Gods don’t have televisions. Rather, they inject my experience directly into their brains like heroin. As I watch them, their stinky blowholes all turn their edges up into smiles. They’re also discussing the show by vomiting over one another.

Despite the grotesqueness of these creatures, I feel affection for them. After all, as I can tell by looking into their minds, they love me! Hahaha! Yes, they really love me! They want to display the tip of my left kidney on their shelf. They've made little fan paintings of me out of bacon and string. They're doing the billingsford shandy, the red little pumpkin, and the zmerica with me in their dreams. They're selling toys and shirts to others at the price of a first born pet and getting away with it. Hahahahaha! I'm gonna be this famous to them forever and ever and never and sever and clever and forever. Ahahahahaha!!! I feel like I want to meet and interact with them in person. I ask the Pink Gods to fulfill this request.

They comply and bring me back to the surface of EFOP. My Pink God fans then appear dozen by dozen. After getting used to their surroundings, they see me and pounce. I am pulled apart and each limb they pull out turns into some kind of food, such as spaghetti or hamburgers. My limbs grow back with each pull, but they’re smaller each time. Soon they’ll have nothing to eat but my head and upper body.

And the worse part about it is that I love every second of this devouring.

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... what? They said they'd help and take care of me. How can they do that if they're just eating me up? Where is the sense? Hahahaha, I suppose there is no sense. There's no sense at all!

Oh, I'm just a happy little meat cog! Yes, I'm just a happy little triangle in a cement hole! Perinabo ikanzo dequets valikiread! Trenarobo falibana perivodi weanabi! Such a cute little xabinawb. I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Be happy! Hah-hah-happy! Happy pappy slappy sappy! Happy smiles are smiles of happy! Show me happy! I need some happy! I wanna stab the happy into my skull. Fuck me with the happy!

You the pink! Make me happy! Positive affirmations and rituals came! Now happy! Breathing happy! Every cell made of happy! Happy me, happy you! I love happy! Show me happy. I'm happy and then show is happy. Then audience is happy. Happy all around! Cycle of happy! So much happy! I'm eating happy! I'm farting happy! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and happy!

No, happy doesn't make happy, does it? Your happy comes from pain. Must be! Must be! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hurt myself and you're happy! Then I'll be happy! Entertainment! Entertainment queen and king and prince and princess and Duke and duchess! Proud, so proud!

DECIDE: ACTION: STAB SKIN WITH TREE BRANCH. WALK: FORWARD: TO TREE. GRAB: BRANCH: ON TREE. BREAK: BRANCH: OFF TREE. SHARPEN: BRANCH: ON TREE. STAB: SKIN: ON ARM. PRICK: SKIN: ON ARM. STAB: SKIN: ON ARM. STAB: SKIN: ON ARM. STAB: SKIN: ON ARM. STAB:SKIN:ONARM!!!! STAB:SKIN:ONARM!!!! STAB:ONARM!!! STAB:ONARM!!!! STAB:ONARM!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!!....

I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD!

I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD!

NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY!!! SLEEP MEANS LESS PAIN! THEY WANT PAIN! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP! I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambam....bam....bam....

DECIDE: ACTION: CLIMB TREE OVER THERE. WALK: FORWARD: TO TREE. LIFT: RIGHT HAND: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT: LEFT FOOT: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT: LEFT HAND: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT RIGHT FOOT: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT: RIGHT HAND: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT: LEFT FOOT: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT: LEFT HAND: ONTO TREE BRANCH. LIFT RIGHT FOOT: ONTO TREE BRANCH....

SNAP!!!! THUNK!!!

WHAT??? OWWW!!! Branchie snappy! Ouch says tree! Get the sugar on the pipe! Vengeance with roots! Right ankle pain delivery! AHAHAHAHA!!! They love my pain! Pain is opportunity! Painpportunity! GET UP! DECIDE: ACTION: STEP ON RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT! STEP: IN PLACE: RIGHT FOOT!

PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!

EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT PAIN PINK! EAT....PAIN PINK! EAT...PAIN...PINK! EAT...PAIN...Pink! EAT...Pain...Pink! Eat....pain.....Pink! Eat....Pink!

Sleep...sleep...fall back...okay....don't care...pink soft....