Well, good news, I’m not melting in stomach acid or drowning in whatever body fluids this thing has and the shield is still up and working one hundred percent.

Bad news, I’m inside a fucking sea monster and don't have much of an idea on how to get out of it.

Guess I need a plan to get the fuck out and survive, I mean no shit me, fuck, I'm stressed. Deep breaths Ynessa, deep breaths. Right, Azura only knows what the entirety of this thing’s insides look like.

Feeling the so called ground around myself I can certainly tell that whatever I’m laying on is both hard and squishy at the same time. Utterly disturbing, revolting and disgusting.

Getting up slowly I notice that I’m not covered in any slim or goo or acids. I’m guessing that’s thanks to the shield. Now I just need to get out of here before it wears off. An hour should be enough, I hope.

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where slime and goo on a busty Elf goes if you catch my drift and manage to conjure up whatever devilish image you can with your mind. I thought of one, fuck, why did I think of it? And here I thought that talking to myself would be beneficial and calm me to some degree.

Can’t I just blast my way out with Firebolt or Gaia’s Fist now that I think about it? I mean I may as well try it, might have to be prepped to be barfed back up, but who knows.

I turn to the nearest disgusting wall of flesh and raise an open hand and start the chant to the new spell of mine and…nothing..

Huh?

Nothing is happening. Nothing at all. That is concerning. Very concerning. Come on, shoot rock or something! Don't break on me now! That's fucked up!

What if I try Firebolt? Fire and flesh don't mix well so that might be a good thing in this case! Maybe I’m just slightly underleveled to use Gaia’s Fist. Surely that’s the reason right? Can't be anything else.

I take a deep breath and start the chants for Firebolt, I even close my eyes and try to focus most of my Mana on it and again nothing.

Don’t tell me this thing has an anti-magic field inside itself? That’s absolutely horrid right now..

Alright, alright…

Don’t go panicking right now, anytime but now.

I turn my open hand towards myself and cast Calm just for some added mental and emotional safety. I’m kind of fucked when it comes to physical safety now that I can’t use magic or summon Talos until I get out of this thing.

Wait...

I just cast a spell and it worked. I slap my forehead. Of course! No spells that could hurt the thing would work. I'm not entirely powerless I guess...

My only luck now that I think about it was using the scroll before I got swallowed. I’m guessing if I use the other scrolls they won’t have any sort of effect and will just be wasted for nothing, but knowing that Calm works maybe not, don't want to test it just yet. Overall my entire arsenal of weapons have become absolutely useless.

And I don’t know about you, but a busty blonde petite Elf in the stomach of a monster sounds like the plot to a few things…

Azura, I'm repeating myself. Guess Calm wasn't as effective as I hoped. More deep breaths. Look around. Deep breaths. Repeat. Repeat.

This place looks like a tunnel. Everything just leads to darkness which is concerning. Can other smaller monsters live in here? I think the better question is do other smaller monsters live inside this thing?

The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

Guess I need to pick a direction….

I can’t go back up, even with the shield I just wouldn't be able to climb back out. I guess left is a good choice at the moment, just don't make me regret it later.

I take a step in the squishy ground and just shiver for a moment.

Fucking….disgusting…..

As I walk I do need to recap a few things just for my own sanity.

Those corpses were Hobgoblins and they were relatively fresh. Why are they here on the island? How the hell did they get past the navy? It’s a small navy sure, but its maned or I guess womaned by only Pure Amazons. That’s a lot of brute strength if you ask me. That Amazon Fleet is no joke.

Surely it can’t be that they were so easily defeated. There’s no way they snuck onto the island. There isn’t a single Hobgoblin capable of being decent at sneaking or just stealth in general. I don’t think they have a word for stealth, nor do they have any sort of light armor that could be used for it.

It’s all heavy armor. All. Like, from heavy armor to their chests to heavy armor to their dicks. It's like a weird fetish when you look more into it.

Hmmm.

That may beg the question of Goblins. Goblins here are more of a co-race to Hobgoblins if that makes sense. They evolved alongside each other in their homelands, but Hobgoblins took on a more dominant role in the once shared society. Goblins are still little green rapists, but they’re much more unified under Hobgoblins.

Usually the first to charge into fights or battles, made to pick up loot and stuff. Any prisoners they capture are theirs for breeding purposes. They can even get men pregnant isn’t that just great?

To make it even worse, the moment a male Goblin finishes inside you, it only takes four weeks for a minimum of five new of those fuckers to pop out. Depending on the type of woman or man that gets impregnated, the number of five can go up to twenty.

The length of the pregnancy increases as well from four weeks to twelve weeks and as those fuckers grow they literally eat you from the inside. The moment they pop out, your body is more than likely going to be looking like a skeleton and it will probably explode from the green brigade ejaculating themselves out of you.

Female Goblins on the other hand aren’t midgets, they’re about the size of Dwarves, not nearly as strong, but they have the strength of a teenage human which isn’t necessarily good. They’re kind of ugly and not ugly at the same time, it varies. So female Goblin sex slaves do exist, yes.

A common insult to Elves is to actually call them a Goblin if you can believe it. Their ears are just as pointy except the ears are incredibly more wider than they are for Elves.

And back to female Goblins, the way they get themselves pregnant is that once they have prey they deem worthy, they chop off both arms, both legs so that they can’t escape, sometimes they even cut out tongues.

Then until the man dies from starvation, shock, dehydration or whatever the else, which can be up to a year because they don’t want their concubines gone, they will continuously rape them to then impregnate themselves with their victims seed. Pregnancies last a few weeks as well. It’s fucking wild. Some of the codex entries just make you shiver.

I think currently in the world there should be a Goblin Queen and Hobgoblin King ruling their hellish world. Since Goblins are stupid, they think that by having a queen or king that it makes them somewhat equal to Hobgoblins. They couldn’t be more wrong than they are man.

Gets me thinking that if they captured some Pure Amazons that might be a bit troublesome. The offspring of female goblins vary in size, strength and such, most offspring from males are your basic goblins. Eighty percent of the time it’s a male and twenty percent of the time it’s a female.

Some theories suggest that Ogres come from female Goblins that raped Giants. I'll leave that to the imagination.

If my guess about a relatively smart strategist that is working with or for the Hobgoblins is true, then that does spell trouble for Olympia in general. And I mean big trouble.

And here I thought that this fucking island would be safe from threats mostly. Who knows, maybe I am a bad luck charm to people. I mean at least it isn’t the variant Orcs, I’d be in major trouble, like how I was during my prison escape. I mean I’m in major trouble now, but that's besides the point.

Makes me wonder how the regions in Olympia are doing. Athens has to be still standing. I can’t imagine Sparta not repelling every single attack if its been reached. The smaller islands should have strategic advantages. I wonder who the current Spartan Kings and Archon of Athens.

Let’s just hope that they’re the smart and cool kind of leaders.

Makes me wonder if Otrera is the current queen? She was the first queen of the Amazons, would make sense that she still is. Oh, the whole thing about if you’re a woman and don’t leave the island you’ll live forever bit is true. If it weren’t then I think either Hippolyta or Penthesilea would be queen.

Internal strife can be a thing sometimes, I think Hippolyta and Penthesilea are still looking for worthy women to marry. Otrera, not so much. That’s a complicated story I’m not getting into at the moment, but hey, we might even end up at the main city. Can never know in this life, can you?

Alright, Ynnessa, before you go on imagining yourself in the royal palace of the Amazons you should save your party and get the fuck out of this monster’s stomach.

This flesh tunnel goes on for a bit, god fucking dammit what kind of stuff do I get myself into.