Recently, one of my favorite authors complained about their work being stolen on Amazon and it gave me the idea to do the same thing, but legally. So I went to Bill Gate, Jeff Basil, and Elon Muskrat and got early access to HumanAuthor.GPT, their latest in AI author technology. I used the writing prompt: write a superhero parody from the perspective of an alcoholic bear. So with the click of a mouse, a brand new story was written. Don’t know why we bother with human authors anymore. The stuff they write is full of syntax, gramatical, and logical errors. And that's when the meatbags don’t get writer’s block. The writing is bad and there is not enough of it! Technology is truly the cure for the human condition.