Chapter 10: Izuku Midoriya Can't Stand School. (2)

I quickly walked into the house, and saw that Mom was in the middle of doing the dishes.

"Welcome home, Izuku! How was school?" Mom asked, as she was in the middle of scrubbing a plate.

"It was… draining," I said with a sigh, as I placed my bag on the rack, and sat down in a chair, "But I think I made a friend today."

"Oh? That's so nice to hear! What's their name?" Mom asked with a smile.

"Saki. And I even got a new Stand from her!" I said with a smile, as I summoned [Master of Puppets] to my side.

The Stand just stood there silently, as it seemed to have no sense of personality… which was strange. Why did some Stands have personality while others didn't? That's definitely something to investigate in the future.

"Wow, that looks impressive," Mom said with a grin, as she finished cleaning the dishes, "So. What do you have planned for the rest of the day?"

Huh… what did I have planned for the rest of the day?

Oh! Maybe I could see if my Quirk works through other mediums like video games?... That should be a good test.

"Oh, mom! I also learned something yesterday" I said with a smile, honestly excited to show Mom something new that I discovered about my Quirk, "[Orbit]."

With that, [Orbit] appeared by my side, even as [Master of Puppets] was already standing there.

"You learned how to summon two of your Stands? Good job, Izu-kun!" Mom said with a smile, as she clapped at the sight of the two Stands.

"And now… [Master of Puppets] fuse into [Orbit]!" I told my latest Stand, causing it to float into [Orbit].

The two Stands quickly pushed against each other for a few moments, before glowing and… fusing together, within nearly an instant the glow receded and I was met with the new form of [Orbit].

It had gained more of an… enlightened form, with a metal-like white 'skin' that was covered in purple orbs, along with several rings of different colored orbs surrounding it as it sat crosslegged, a serene look on its face. It sort of reminded me of those monks that I'd see on TV.

"Oh my," Mom said, as she looked at the meditative Stand.

As I looked at it, I could tell that its abilities were enhanced, and it perfectly replicated [Master of Puppets]' ability… they seemed to have been incredibly compatible with each other.

Not only did its Orb Generation receive a boost, allowing it to make orbs as large as a bowling ball, but so did its Pull, allowing each Orb to pull three objects into themselves at once, at a far faster speed.

Plus, it was able to generate the nearly invisible strings from [Master of Puppets] even through the Orbs, drastically increasing its range as it did so.

[Orbit] just looked at me for a moment, before smiling… and dismissing itself. It seems to have gained some form of sentience. Maybe even sapience. Now, that certainly has some interesting implications.

"What was that, Izuku?" Mom asked, as she looked at where the Stand was.

"That was [Orbit]… I learned how to fuse my Stands together, as long as they're similar enough." I said with a smile, as mom gave me a proud look.

"Oh! My baby boy's growing up! I just know that you're going to be an amazing hero!" Mom cried, as she ran over and hugged me, practically slamming my face into her breasts.

It was kind of hard to breathe with my face buried in flesh, so I quickly pulled my head back, gasping for breath.

"A-anyway mom… I was thinking. Would you like to meet Mei? Maybe for dinner?" I asked, causing my mom to gasp.

"I'd love to meet your… 'wife', Izuku! Of course! Call her over, and I'll cook something up for the both of you!" Mom said with a teasing grin.

"Actually… I was wondering if I could cook for her?" I asked, causing her grin to widen.

"Oh, this is just adorable! You want to cook for your wife? Yes! I love this idea! It'll be a romantic candle lit dinner, made with love!" Mom said excitedly, "Oh! I can't wait to take pictures!"

I felt a sense of pure fear at that last sentence, but instead of running away… I instead merely bravely gulped in fear.

With that done, I made sure to head into my room… and called Mei.

"Hey hubby, where are you?" Mei asked over the phone, answering nearly instantly.

"Oh! I-I was wondering if you would want to come over? My mom wants to meet you, and- and uh… I was thinking we could treat it as a date?" I asked somewhat hesitantly. What if she didn't want to move too fast? Sure, we… did it, but what if she wanted a more casual relationship? What if me asking this question just screwed everything up and now I'm going to be alone forever!?

"Sure!" Mei said, causing me to instantly slump in my chair in sheer relief, "Just send me the coordinates- erm I mean the address."

"Alright, I'll send the 'coordinates' when the call ends, do you know when you'll be free?" I asked with a slight laugh.

"Probably around dinner time? I've just been working on a punishme- I mean working on this little thing for you!" Mei said, and I could practically feel the grin on her face, "Trust me. You'll love it."

"That sounds nice? Ah but- well… I've gotta go, love you." I said with a smile.

"Love you too, Hubby." Mei said, before I hung up the phone.

I then quickly messaged her the address… and as a joke, my exact coordinates and decided to play some online games. It'd be nice to be able to relax… and who knows? Maybe I'll get a Stand out of it! Like I was thinking earlier, I should test out just how my Quirk works.

And if I don't get a Stand out of this? Well, I wouldn't say that it was a wasted evening... just hanging back and playing some games is good for the mind, after all.

So with that, I decided to boot up a nice game of Heroes Rumble 4! An Arena Fighter game series that features dozens of Pro-Heroes on every roster. The fourth one was the only game in the series that had All Might in the roster… even if he was a secret character.

Perhaps that was why the game was still incredibly popular. Or it could be that every other game afterward, just crashed and burned… from various different problems that plagued them

But that wasn't the point. I had been wanting to play the game for a while, but had never gotten around to it. So why not try it now?

So, I got into the first game, and decided to go with… Best Jeanist as my first fighter, he was in almost every game, and from the fighter tier lists that I've seen in preparation for playing the game? He was solidly in the upper middle tier.

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Listening to the game's theme song, I couldn't help but bob my head up and down to the beat as the first match loaded… and saw that I was fighting against a Thirteen player.

They instantly rushed toward my Best Jeanist, causing me to quickly dodge out of the way and fire a barrage of denim strings, while they kept trying to close the distance.

Thirteen was a close-ranged fighter, while Best Jeanist was the best as a long ranged one, meaning that as long as I kept my distance? I should be able to beat them.

But if they get too close? I'm likely dead. Best Jeanist may have incredible speed and good damage output, but his health was lacking. While Thirteen had the opposite problem, great damage, and health... but she was just so incredibly slow.

It was a bit of a struggle, but eventually I managed to beat them as I got used to the control schemes, slowly but surely beating the other player, using Best Jeanist's Special Move, Thread of Hope to do just barely enough damage to win.

Honestly, I couldn't help but smile after winning, and the other player even messaged me, telling me that I played a good game. And asked for a rematch, so of course I responded with a yes... and we chose the same fighters, and they ended up beating me with Thirteen this time around.

For the next game I decided to choose the hero Wash, and played against one playing as Yoroi Musha.

It was a fairly fun game, as I figured out my latest character's abilities… and eventually won.

I continued on for a couple of hours, until I got into my final battle of the day.

The player who I was fighting against, was playing as Midnight, while I played as Edgeshot.

Whoever was playing as Midnight definitely knew their stuff when it came to playing as her, as they were able to quickly use various combos and special moves in conjunction at blinding speeds.

And yet, I was able to just barely beat them out with Edgeshot at a literal sliver of health… looking at their username, "PurpleBallZ", I saw that they had sent me an audio message.

"Kill yourself you fucking faggot! I bet you were cheating! Yeah, that's what happened! You were cheating! Chat! Report this asshole!" A girl's squeaky voice shouted out before the message cut off.

…Huh, so that's what it was like to be at the end of what the internet called 'gamer rage'.

I didn't like it… but, as I went to logout. I saw that I was banned!?

"Oh, what the fuck?" I muttered, at the absolute bullshit as I quickly pulled up my phone and searched up 'PurpleBallZ' to see… a small girl with purple sticky balls for hair lounging in a chair and eating chips as she laughed.

But as I was watching her for a few minutes, I noticed a green energy coming out of her… and arriving at my location. It seemed that I was gaining a new Stand.

The Stand swiftly began forming, and revealed itself to be… a large purple man with a featureless face save for a pair of intense purple eyes.

It was wearing an open chested shirt, and had a large "3" above its groin, and was surrounded by floating balls.

Instinctually, I knew that this Stand was able to create and completely manipulate these balls telekinetically, they were also incredibly sticky. Capable of getting stuck to any surface on a conceptual level.

The only way to take them off, was for me to allow it or for the Stand to be dismissed. Other than that, the possible targets were out of luck.

Now, I just had to figure out a name for it…

It took me a moment, but looking at the Stand before me, I had a perfect name for it.

"[Ball Game]" I said, in reference to the Stand's ability to generate balls.

And honestly? The Stand just looked really cool. Like some sort of badass Underground Hero.

But eventually, I dismissed the Stand, as I had to quickly get ready for the dinner that I was going to make!

I barely even knew how to cook! Oh god, what if I screw it all up!? What if what I make isn't good? Or- or what if I give everyone food poisoning?

As I went into in a small state of panic, I almost didn't notice [Snake Farm] summoning itself in my lap, as it curled up against me.

Seeing the Stand in my lap, I began to stroke the snake-like Stand, and slowly but surely I took some deep breaths and calmed down.

"Thanks, buddy…" I said with a smile, as I booped the Stand on its snout.

The Stand let out a content hiss, its forked black tongue flickering out as it lay against me… the serpentine Stand was pretty heavy, but it was a manageable weight.

Eventually, I had to get up. So with one last pat on its head, I dismissed [Snake Farm]. And decided to get ready for the dinner that I was going to make for Mei.

So I looked at the time and saw it was around 4:00 PM… so a couple of hours before dinner time.

With that, I then walked out to the kitchen, and made some preparations for dinner.

I noticed that mom was watching me closely too, so at least I was confident that I wouldn't accidentally burn the house down.

Now, I just had to figure out what I was going to make…

Mei would likely be here within an hour to meet Mom… so I decided to cook some Katsudon for dinner, along with some brownies for dessert.

So, first things first. I looked up some easy tutorials on cooking Katsudon… and after internalizing all of the ones that I watched, I got ready to cook.

The first step was to get some pork cutlets out of the fridge, with that done I grabbed a bag of breadcrumbs, flour, and an egg… and then I started breading the meat.

When I was done with that, I then put some rice in the rice cooker and left that to cook.

Then I turned on the stove, and started to cook the breaded pork cutlets, adding a few spices to the meal to help bring out the flavor… and after I was done, I heard the 'ding' of the rice cooker.

So I made sure to take a couple of eggs out of the carton, and some vegetables and put them in another pot to cook them… eventually, I had all of the ingredients cooked and ready for dinner.

It was just a matter of putting them all together, which was rather easy. And by the end of it all? I had a few bowls of Katsudon prepped and ready for dinner.

"Oh! Izuku, I'm so proud of you… that looks so good!" Mom said with a smile, as she stopped overlooking the entire cooking process, a proud look on her face.

"Really? Uh, do you want to try it?" I asked, as I took out a small spoonful of the prepared dinner, and gestured it over to Mom.

"Ah, thank you Izu-kun! Itadakimasu!" Mom said with a slightly teasing smile, as instead of taking the spoon, she leaned down and took a small bite of the food.

Her eyes widened in shock as she fell to her knees, staring up at me from the floor.

Instinctually, I took the spoon out of her mouth, and backed away in shock.

"Aahn~" Mom let out a low throaty moan from the floor as she looked up at me with her eyes slightly rolled back and her tongue lolling out of her mouth.

"M-mom?" I asked as I quickly rushed over to her, trying to see if she was hurt or something? Oh God, did I screw up? Did I accidentally poison my mom!?

"O-oh Izuku… that tasted sho good~ I can't wait for dinner!" Mom said somewhat deliriously, as she slowly stood up on shaky knees… I could see some sort of liquid running down her thigh, pooling into a puddle below her.

"M-maybe you should sit down for a minute or two?" I suggested, as I slowly led her to the couch, and returned to the kitchen.

Hesitantly, I took another spoonful and tried it, and while it was definitely good. I couldn't see why Mom would react in such a way…

Maybe she was sick or something? That must have been it! She was sick, maybe she had a cold or something like that?

With that in mind, I then went ahead and made some brownies.

I preheated the oven to 180C fan forced, greased a 20cm square cake pan, and lined it with baking paper.

With that done, I quickly placed butter and chocolate in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water, making sure not to let the bowl touch the water before stirring it with a metal spoon until it was all melted.

Then I removed the bowl from the source of the heat, and quickly stirred in egg, sugar, flour, cocoa powder, vanilla, and salt… I continued stirring until it was all combined.

After that, I poured it all into the pan and set it to bake for thirty minutes… during that time, I made sure to check on Mom.

"Izu-kun! Come give mama a hug!" Mom said with flushed cheeks, as she tried to run up and hug me.

I allowed her to do so, and instantly regretted it as she started to squeeze against me, pressing her breasts against my body pretty tightly… and then her hands started roaming around my body.

"Hehe… Izu-kun's so strong and muscular now!" Mom said with a grin, as she brushed up against my crotch, "Oh! And large too!"

She quickly grasped onto my cock that was still hidden within my pants, and I… didn't know what to do here. Should I run away? Push her away?

In my hesitation, I didn't even notice the front door open… at least until I was glomped from behind.

"Hubby! I'm here!" Mei shouted with an unseen grin, as she pressed her breasts against my back.

Oh thank god, Mei was here!

"Hey Mei, could you- uh could you help me with my mom? She's not well." I asked, as Mom continued grasping my crotch with a slurred giggle.

"I- I can see that." Mei said, as she quickly got off of me, and started pulling my mom off of me. Eventually, the two of us were able to get Mom off, and I sat her back down on the couch and left the room.

The two of us looked at each other for a moment, before I pulled her into a hug.

"Thanks for helping me," I said, as I squeezed her tightly, "I don't know what's going on with her… but she's been acting a bit oddly lately."

"It's okay, hubby! I'm happy to help… maybe I'll be able to properly meet your mom another day" Mei said with a smile, as I led her into the kitchen.

"Yeah, she was acting all odd since she ate some of my katsudon," I said gesturing to the bowls of dinner that I had prepared, "But I tried some and it didn't do anything to me?"

"Huh, interesting…" Mei said, as she looked at the food sitting on the kitchen bench, her eyes zooming in to inspect it more closely, "I don't see anything weird with it. It just looks like normal katsudon."

"Well it should, because I only added what was in the recipe," I said with a slight shrug, before Mei grabbed a fork and took a bite of the food.

"Wait- no!" I shouted, grabbing the fork out of her hand… but it was already too late, as she had already swallowed the food.

"Don't worry, hubby I-… hmm… ahn~… huh," Mei said, a faint blush spreading along her face as she began to lightly moan, "I think your cooking just made me cum."

"W-WHAT!?"