Noah and Jayden were taking Randy on a walk one afternoon. Randy trotted ahead on his leash.

I must guide my master and protect him from danger. Randy thought. He took his job as a pet seriously and did everything he could to protect Noah. Randy's such a good boy!

"So, Jayden. How's life?" Noah said, breaking the silence.

"Good, I guess." Jayden said.

They sat down on a nearby bench. Noah let Randy off the leash so he can, you know, do dog things.

"Have you got anyone you like yet?" Noah said, trying to pry into his brother's life.

"Of course not." Jayden said.

"Oh come on. You have to like someone. If you don't, then you're just an emo loser." Noah poked Jayden in the face as he said loser.

"You know I'm not emo."

"Sure. That's why you sit in a dark room all day. Also your eyeliner is smudged."

"Huh where?" Jayden quickly got his phone out and turned on the camera to check his face. He peeled away from his phone to see what the dog was doing. "What does the dog have?"

"What do you mean?"

Noah looked at randy. He was walking up to him with what seemed to be a dead rodent. Actually, it was alive and seemed to be struggling to get out of Randy's grasp. I have caught this monster. My master is safe.

"Randy put it down, it's still alive." Noah said.

But master.

"Randy."

Fine, as you wish.

Randy dropped the squirrel, and backed away from it.

The squirrel got up and dusted itself off. Then it looked straight at Noah and Jayden.

"Dude! Get your damn dog away from me! It covered me in its fucking slobber. Stupid bitch-ass dog." The squirrel said, rudely. Then he looked at randy, "try that again and I will fuck you up."

Says the one who almost got killed by me. Randy thought. Then the squirrel flipped Randy off with its tiny paw.

Noah picked the squirrel up by the tail.

"You're one rude ass squirrel." Noah said, shaking him a little.

"Stop it you goddamn freak! You can't just treat me like this!" The squirrel yelled.

"What's your name, you little shit?"

"My names fucking Devon. Now let me go!"

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"Give it to me, I'll chuck it." Jayden said.

"Nooo! Don't you dare!" Devon was starting to freak out.

"Here you go!" Noah said, giving Devon to Jayden. That poor squirrel.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! For God sake, don't fucking throw me!"

Jayden put him down.

"Oh my god, fine. You better calm your nut eating ass up."

The squirrel backed away, and retreated to a nearby tree.

After a while, Noah and Jayden decided to go back home. As they walked away, Randy gave the squirrel one last look. Loser he thought.

It was later in the day, it was 9:00 at night, and Noah was chilling in his room. He had his eyes shut, and was lost in thought. His peacefulness was interrupted by the sound of his window opening.

He calmly turned his head and looked over at the windowpane.

It was Devon. Back for his revenge!

Wait a second.

How the heck did Devon, a tiny squirrel, open a heavy window. Does he workout? And if he does for some reason workout, how was he defeated by a moderately small dog? You know what, I'm done asking questions about my own story.

Noah was surprised to see Devon. Wait okay, one more question, how did he even find their house? Did this squirrel stalk them?

Devon stepped forward.

"I found you, you little bitch! You shouldn't have fucked with me!" Devon screamed. Then he leaped at Noah.

But Noah being the most nonchalant he could possibly be, grabbed Devon straight out of the air. He was unimpressed with Devon's attempt at revenge.

Noah kinda just tossed him back out the window. Then he shut and locked it. Devon looks up at Noah from the ground, and Noah flips him off. Devon has been defeated this time, but he vows that he would never stop trying till he gets his revenge.

******

The next morning when it was breakfast time Noah walked into the kitchen. Jayden was already there, but for some reason he looked nervous, like as if someone was holding a gun to his head.

"Someone is holding a gun to your brother's head!" A voice said. Devon appeared from behind Jayden.

"Noah help." Jayden said.

"Hush your fucking mouth!" Devon yelled at him.

"Wow. You really want revenge." Noah said nonchalantly.

Jayden gave Noah the this is not the time to be calm, there is literally a gun pointed to my head please fucking save me. Look.

"Alright alright. So Devon, the gun is loaded, right?"

"Of course it fucking is."

"And you loaded it?"

"Y-yeah."

"Then shoot me."

Devon stood silent for a moment. Noah waited for him to do something.

…

Devon threw the heavy gun straight at Noah's face.

"Ah! you whore!" Noah grabbed his face, it was in excruciating pain.

Devon tried to run away but Jayden grabbed him. He was pissed.

"Wait wait wait! It was a joke! Uh uh y-your eyeliner looks nice! Please don't hurt me!" Devon pleaded.

"Randy!" As Jayden called for him Randy came rushing up. "Go bury this."

He handed Devon to Randy and he immediately ran off, presumably to go bury him.

"God what a fucking asshole of a squirrel." Jayden sat back down at the table.

"I would never hurt an animal, but I'd kill that fucking squirrel." Noah was still holding his face.

Randy came back in and sat in front of Noah. I tried to bury the vermin but he ended up running away on those pathetic excuses for paws.

"It's alright bud. I'm sure he'll be back." Noah looked dramatically into the sunset outside their window, even though it was morning.

Authors note: Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of Something Super Strange™. Because this is a fictional story and the animals aren't even real.