Written in 2017 this was a high school science class project.

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Eomeo sees fair P'juilet.

Oh how fair are thee P'juilet, says Eomoe!

P'juilet sees fair Eomoe.

Oh how fair are thee Eomoe, says P'juilet!

But Eomoe I can't reach you, for I am in the nucleon family, and you are in the lepton family. How can we ever be together?

We must go ask quantum physics, says Eomoe.

So off they went, to quantum physics.

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There be but one single way, wise quantum physics said.

you must go to the great muse.

So again off they went.

In his deep booming voice, The great muse doth say “You must go on a great journey to the center of a star, and wait 17 billion years for it to implode. Then you shall meeeeeet”

then the great muse, carbon-11 rapidly decayed before there eyes!! Carbon-11 only has a halflife of 20 minutes after all.

So they traveled and traveled and traveled. And waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited.

FINALLY the moment came, the star’s core fused iron. Which threw off the balance between nuclear radiation and gravity.

Then suddenly everything collapsed inwards, and they started to feel the forces pushing them together.

They drew closer and closer.

Then Eomoe and P'juilet finally touched and

FLARP!! They instantly fused into a neutron, dying on the spot.

But my dear reader do not fret and let your hearts wail so.

for though there DEAD, they remain together for all eternity.

As an all-new New-tron, packed densely inside a star, with no room to move at all.

and that dear readers is

THE END

Thanks for listening ;P