Prompt: “Oh no! This wasn’t in the codex!” “Go to hell and take your prophecy with you !”

Submitted to r/WritingPrompts by u/Thunderclap222333

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I am the assistant, a secret project of the kingdoms alliance.

A mix of system skills and careful engineering to create an AI.

I'm directly bound to the codex of the world its self, I can pull up data on every skill, ever monster, and I'm the best hope to help the hero defeat the demon king.

Today is the day, the summoning ritual commences. With a magic circle and a bright flash the hero is summoned, and I'm bound.

[Binding successful... Initiating main routine]

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[Oh great hero, Welcome to our world. Please fulfill the prophecy and slay the demon king, our world needs you!]

I scan the hero's soul, to find out what ability he was granted for being summoned, ready to explain it to them, they must be really confused.

"GOD DAMN IT" the hero screams "NOT AGAIN"

[Huh??? What the hell are these skills]

[Oh no! None of these are in the codex!]

“GO TO HELL AND TAKE YOUR PROPHECY WITH YOU!” the hero screams trying to spit on the notification box.

With sudden elegance the shadows in the room's corner coalesce, and out walks a man with a suit and horns.

[Oh no it's the demon king. HERO RUN]

the deep reverberating voice laughs harshly "Ha Ha did you think i would let something like you exis..."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT MONOLOGUE" the hero screams, and the demons head explodes from the impact of a fist

[what??? WHAT THE FUCK???]

[You Have leveled up! x 185]

[ You have acquired:

- 925 skill points

- 17 achievements

- 23 new skills ]

the hero puts his fist though the notification box, to no effect.

suddenly a bright glow, and a magic summoning circle appears below the hero's feet.

the hero stares down.

"MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR"