Lotus: I have to admit Red, you're quite the flustered individual.

Red: Well I try to keep calm but everything keeps coming at me constantly.

Red: Between zombie hordes, ghouls, and lost little girls its a stressful life.

Red: Though how did you tell that I am always flustered?

Lotus: Well... you're always Red in the face!

The entirety of the garden begins laughing at their monarch's joke.

Red: Really? A red in the face joke? Well I am sure it is just because of the fact that you've been so Blue, Lotus.

Some laughter from the joke, a number of fairies doing it out of the fact that he was the dungeon, and it was a pitiable joke.

Lotus: Oh yeah? Well could you come over and look at this? I have been worried about something over in these bushes.

Red approaches the bushes, worried he is about to be pushed over.

Red: What is it?

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Lotus: Nothing, just wanted to see if you'd come over. Guess your full name should be Red Rover!

More uproarious laugher from the fairies of the garden, clearly enjoying a joke that also had the fun twist of tricking someone into doing something.

Red: I will have you know that I was always one to make people laugh when I was alive! My bar buddies would always have a stitch in their sides by the time I was done.

Lotus: Stitches? Probably from hitting their heads on the bar! Only way to think you're funny is through head trauma!

The laughter is starting to get somewhat mean spirited at this point, mainly because of the fact that the banshees have started laughing at the jokes as well.

Red: Really? Is this the kind of behavior expected of a princess? Because I am pretty sure that you were the princess of poison, not princess of puns.

Lotus: Red that one doesn't even work, none of what I have said is a pun besides the first joke.

Red: Oh yeah, I suppose that your face is funny enough to think its a pun.

Multiple fairies go 'ooo' at the fact that Red gave more of an insult than an actual joke.

Lotus: Red, that was a bit harsh. But... not as harsh as the light coming off your crystalline behind! Put some pants on!

Laughter and a few hoots and hollers at the fact that Red was not wearing anything other than what his projection started as.

Red: Yeah, I shouldn't have gone so low. I almost hit your standards of running this room.

Addison: Enough! This is getting to mean! Red you care about Lotus, and your majesty, you love red! Why are you fighting like this?

Both participants look guilty as they seem to realize that they were boarding on going from making jokes to actually insulting one another.

Red: You're right Addy, we weren't being very good friends with these jokes.

Lotus: Yeah... Do you have one to finish us off with?

Addison: Uh... The Aristocrats?